The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

[Panthro]

BATMAN: So... You´re not done just lifting heavy things over and over again, huh?
SUPERMAN: Nope.
BATMAN: Okay.

Hehehehehehehe

 

[The Navigator]

"Well, now that Halloween's over, better roll out the Christmas decorations."

 

[Panthro]

"Well, now that Halloween's over, better roll out the Christmas decorations."

Hehehehehehe

 

[Man of Steel]

Tell me where the real Batman is, you campy phoney, or I'll chuck you into space!

 

[Panthro]

Tell me where the real Batman is, you campy phoney, or I'll chuck you into space!

"Only if you tell me where the real Superman is you high school wannabe!"

 

[Man of Steel]

"Only if you tell me where the real Superman is you high school wannabe!"

Here I am!

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: Tell me what the hell the plot of the reboot really is, or I´ll throw you at the sun!!
BATMAN: Okay, your obnoxious kid becomes an even more obnoxious teenager, Lois becomes a grandma that looks 21, and you finally decide to be an olympic weightlifter so you can do nothing but lift heavy things for a living!
SUPERMAN: F***ing smartass...

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: Tell me what the hell the plot of the reboot really is, or I´ll throw you at the sun!!
BATMAN: Okay, your obnoxious kid becomes an even more obnoxious teenager, Lois becomes a grandma that looks 21, and you finally decide to be an olympic weightlifter so you can do nothing but lift heavy things for a living!
SUPERMAN: F***ing smartass...

Bwahahahahahahaha!

 

[The Navigator]

NOLAN: Here, Christian, I need some feedback on this scene from the Superman script.
BALE: Okay, what am I looking at?
NOLAN: It's a scene from the climax--Superman is stopping a doomsday device barreling towards Metropolis that will almost certainly kill him. At the same time, his Smallville sweetheart Lana Lang reads the last letter he ever sent to her--it's a letter of love, and hope for a recociliation that will likely never come to pass.

"You're waiting for a train, a train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you can't be sure. But it doesn't matter - because we'll be together."

BALE: God damn it, Chris...
NOLAN: HA! Now stop asking me who the villain's going to be for Rises..

 

[Panthro]

NOLAN: Here, Christian, I need some feedback on this scene from the Superman script.
BALE: Okay, what am I looking at?
NOLAN: It's a scene from the climax--Superman is stopping a doomsday device barreling towards Metropolis that will almost certainly kill him. At the same time, his Smallville sweetheart Lana Lang reads the last letter he ever sent to her--it's a letter of love, and hope for a recociliation that will likely never come to pass.

"You're waiting for a train, a train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you can't be sure. But it doesn't matter - because we'll be together."

BALE: God damn it, Chris...
NOLAN: HA! Now stop asking me who the villain's going to be for Rises..

Hahahahahaha

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff Nav!

SUPERMAN: How the hell does a former second-tier like Green Lantern get a more comics-accurate costume than me?!
BATMAN: Hey, looking at those old Tim Burton costumes, you´re lucky you didn´t look like a gay Tron...

 

[ultimatefan]

GL: The difference between you and me? I make this look good.

 

[Panthro]

GL: The difference between you and me? I make this look good.

Bwahahahahaha

The other gag was funny too UF.

 

[Karem-Knight]

Batman: That's for making everyone think I was dead, moron!

 

[Panthro]

Batman: That's for making everyone think I was dead, moron!

Hehehe, if I were Superman, I'd try to get rid of Batman too.

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: Meh, the costume has too many lines, it lacks the white gloves, the boots are too high, looks too CGI...

GL: He´s screwing with me, right?
BUDDY: Of course he is.

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: What, Nolan said I could!
SUPERMAN: Oh. Okay then.

 

[GreenKToo]

SUPERMAN: Want me to show ya a little trick to take ya mind off the pain? Might feel a little pressure.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Come on admit it, you're just as sick and tired of the no killing rule as I am! At this point there really is no logical rational reason to not kill either Joker or Lex other than they're icons!"

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "God damn it, I specifically said no Zords!"

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: Dammit, fans complain that in my last movie I was nothing but an emo whiner...

HARRY POTTER: I dunno man, I´ve been like that at least since the third or fourth movie and people seem to dig it...

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: Dammit, fans complain that in my last movie I was nothing but an emo whiner...

HARRY POTTER: I dunno man, I´ve been like that at least since the third or fourth movie and people seem to dig it...

Bwahahahahahahaha

 

[kedrell]

 

[elgaz]

"How does it feel being my bat-*****? You like that, huh? Now go cook me a steak. Rare."

 

[Karem-Knight]

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Superman: They say that no one can find him, he always manages to blend into a crowd. I've searched all over the world and still haven't been able to come close to him, they say he's on his way to India now...but....I just need to stay here and see what Luthor's up to.
Batman: I'll find him.
Superman: Trust me Bruce, you won't.
Batman: Watch me.

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Lois: You know he is actually going to through with this.

Superman: I don't care, once he's done something stupid like this he'll stop being so arrogant about getting all that ****ing money from his last movie.

*Five hours later*