The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

[Man of Steel]

Batman: What have I ever done to you?
Superman: Have you ever read The Dark Knight Returns? I hated it. And what idiot thinks you could beat me in a fight?

 

[Panthro]

Batman: What have I ever done to you?
Superman: Have you ever read The Dark Knight Returns? I hated it. And what idiot thinks you could beat me in a fight?

 

[kedrell]

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys! That strip is genius.

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: You got Kim Basinger, Michelle Pfeiffer, Nicole Kidman, Elle McPherson playing a different girlfriend in each movie, now you´re gonna have TWO chicks in the same f***ing movie, with babes like Jessica Biel and Eva Green testing for it, while I´m always stuck with that emasculating b**** Lois?! What do you have that I don´t?! And if you say "I`m Batman" or "prep time" I swear I´ll go red kryptonite on yo ass!!

 

[Grillz]

"All right, mrs. PeenMAN!!"

 

[super-t]

"Heed MOVE!"

"Heed PAPER NOW!"

 

[super-t]

"Heed MOVE!"

"Heed PAPER NOW!"

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: You got Kim Basinger, Michelle Pfeiffer, Nicole Kidman, Elle McPherson playing a different girlfriend in each movie, now you´re gonna have TWO chicks in the same f***ing movie, with babes like Jessica Biel and Eva Green testing for it, while I´m always stuck with that emasculating b**** Lois?! What do you have that I don´t?! And if you say "I`m Batman" or "prep time" I swear I´ll go red kryptonite on yo ass!!

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "What do you mean Catwoman's not gonna be in your next movie?! Who the f*** wants to see Vicki Vale again!? Who the f*** gives two s***s about Talia Guhl?! I want to see a more heightenly realistic Catwoman damn it! I've had nothing but Tim Burton's goth pseudo kinda sorta not quite a zombie Catwoman for nearly 20 years! I want something closer to home you bastard!"

 

[GreenKToo]

(ALL): Heyyyyy Macarena!!!

 

[Panthro]

GODZILLA: "C'mon Superman, you gotta admit fighting us would be a lot more exciting than fighting an island of Kryptonite!"

 

[GreenKToo]

Can switching to Geico really save you more on car insurance........





Can Superman knock Batman the fook out.

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around guys!

 

[Panthro]

Can switching to Geico really save you more on car insurance........


Can Superman knock Batman the fook out.

Hahahahahahaha

 

[ultimatefan]

LEAVE ME THE F*** ALONE!! I´M ENTITLED TO A F***ING PRIVATE LIFE, YOU A**HOLES!!

KID: Gee, I just asked for autograph!
MAN: Oh yeah, yellow sun he loves, but yellow people...

 

[Alonsovich]

*Deleted scene from Superman Returns in which Superman watches his first film after 6 years of extra-terrestrial absence: Sascha Baron Cohen's "Brüno".*

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff Al, UF.

 

[aka Kal el]

*Deleted scene from Superman Returns in which Superman watches his first film after 6 years of extra-terrestrial absence: Sascha Baron Cohen's "Brüno".*

LOL

Superman to Zack Sndyer:" WELLL...WERE WAITING!!!!"(Caddy Shack)

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, great stuff Al!

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "This is me and my posse proudly not giving a rat's ass about Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Glee, Twilight or the Transformer movies."
BATMAN: "My posse and I, Clark. My posse and I."
SUPERMAN: "Quiet you!"

 

[GreenKToo]

lolol.

 

[ultimatefan]

Cool stuff Panthro!

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: So, you are the Blake Lively agent who´s been spreading around that our friend Green Lantern´s movie is "supposed to be terrible"! We´d like to have a little word with you...

 

[ultimatefan]

X-MEN FIRST CLASS CAST: So, what you guys think?

SUPERMAN: Honestly? Not impressed.
FLASH: Blonde´s got great boobs, though.
SUPERMAN: Shut up.