The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

[X Knight]

Batman: "I'll do anything for love. But I won't do that. No, I won't do that."

Superman: ".........."

Batman: "..........."

Superman: "But, would you do THAT?"

Batman: "Oh, definitely."

Superman: "..........I see"

 

[Panthro]

Batman: "I'll do anything for love. But I won't do that. No, I won't do that."

Superman: ".........."

Batman: "..........."

Superman: "But, would you do THAT?"

Batman: "Oh, definitely."

Superman: "..........I see"

Hehehehehehehe

 

[X Knight]

Hehehehehehehe

for extra brownie points, can you name the singer whose song I referenced in my caption?

 

[Kal-El.9859]

for extra brownie points, can you name the singer whose song I referenced in my caption?

Meatloaf

 

[X Knight]

Batman: "Anything you can do I can do better. I can do anything better than you."

Superman: "No you can't"

Batman: "Yes I can"

Superman: "No you can't you delusional d***head"

Batman: "Yes I can. YES I CAN! YES I CAN!!!!"

Superman ( throws hot coffee onto Batman's face. then superspeeds out of there as the Batmobile crashes in a fiery spectacle )

Superman: "NO YOU CAN'T!!!"

Batman ( feebly from the wreckage ) "...........yes I can."

 

[X Knight]

Meatloaf

a brownie for you! t:

 

[Kal-El.9859]

yay!

 

[Timstuff]

ROUTH: I TOLD you we should have had at least one cool fight scene!! I TOLD you the stalking and illegitimate kid would throw a lot of people off!!
SINGER: Hey, s*** happens, kid. Life goes on.
ROUTH: Easy for you to say, you can play it safe getting back to your successful X-Men franchise, all I have is a bad adaptation of an italian horror comic that didn´t even get a decent release, and nobody saw!! I´m the George Lazemby of superhero movies!!
SINGER: Hey, at least it´s a distinction.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

*every girl in the room faints simultaneously*

HC: "Curse my good looks!"

 

[Adenjo]

Meatloaf

Trick question.. he said "singer"

 

[TheIncredibleSk]

*every girl in the room faints simultaneously*

HC: "Curse my good looks!"

If you look at it close, he kinda looks like Tom Welling.

 

[Superman 1265]

Batman: "Anything you can do I can do better. I can do anything better than you."

Superman: "No you can't"

Batman: "Yes I can"

Superman: "No you can't you delusional d***head"

Batman: "Yes I can. YES I CAN! YES I CAN!!!!"

Superman ( throws hot coffee onto Batman's face. then superspeeds out of there as the Batmobile crashes in a fiery spectacle )

Superman: "NO YOU CAN'T!!!"

Batman ( feebly from the wreckage ) "...........yes I can."

That needs to be made into an actual commercial.

 

[Panthro]

Batman: "Anything you can do I can do better. I can do anything better than you."

Superman: "No you can't"

Batman: "Yes I can"

Superman: "No you can't you delusional d***head"

Batman: "Yes I can. YES I CAN! YES I CAN!!!!"

Superman ( throws hot coffee onto Batman's face. then superspeeds out of there as the Batmobile crashes in a fiery spectacle )

Superman: "NO YOU CAN'T!!!"

Batman ( feebly from the wreckage ) "...........yes I can."

Bwahahahahahahahahaha

Yours was funny too Prime.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Thankya.

SUPERMAN: "This coffee looks like nuclear waste."

BATMAN: "Hmm. So that's why the guys behind the counter were wearing those funny suits."

 

[Kal-El.9859]

Trick question.. he said "singer"

not only is it a tasty meal but also good for entertainment!

 

[X Knight]

Superman: "So Bruce, what do you think of my cousin Kara's new costume?"

Batman: "What can I say? I like bare thighs and I cannot lie...."

( Superman fries Batman with heatvision......then pours his hot coffee onto Batman's charred remains..... )

Superman: "Pervert. And Tim's new Red Robin costume looks like crap."

 

[Kal-El.9859]

Superman: "So Bruce, what do you think of my cousin Kara's new costume?"

Batman: "What can I say? I like bare thighs and I cannot lie...."

( Superman fries Batman with heatvision......then pours his hot coffee onto Batman's charred remains..... )

Superman: "Pervert. And Tim's new Red Robin costume looks like crap."

I swear this has got to be one of the funniest ones I've had the pleasure of reading!!!!

 

[X Knight]

I swear this has got to be one of the funniest ones I've had the pleasure of reading!!!!

thanks.

 

[Mindreaper21]

Superman: "Did you check out my new threads?"

Batman: "Yeah"

Superman:"...Well?"

Batman: "Now people can stop confusing you with Wonder Woman"

Superman: "Wait a minute, that incident with Flash was not my fault"

Batman: "Sure it wasn't"

 

[X Knight]

Superman: "I mean seriously Bruce, if your Bat team's all about stealth and being bad*** and sh**, then why the **** is Time wearing a cape made out of feathers??"

Batman: "............"

Superman: "And what about those rocket boosters Tim's sporting?? Huh? Why didn't you think of that sh** all these years?"

Batman: "............"

Superman: "Wouldn't that have made it easier to get around Gotham than swinging from building to building with a grappling hook?"

Batman: "............"

Superman: "Wouldn't that have made it easier to keep up with me, Green Lantern, Martian Manhunter, and the gazillion other JL members who can fly?"

Batman: ".........."

Superman: "Oh, wait, would that have ruined your image of just being a 'normal' guy amongst us gods?"

Batman: "............"

Superman: "Got nothing to say, do you? Cuz you know all of that is true, deep down to the core. Am I right Bruce?"

Batman: "..............Who the **** gets the S symbol tattooed onto his arm??!! In the shape of a ******* barcode??!!"

Superman: ".............."

 

[X Knight]

Superman: "STOP!!"

Batman slams on the brakes and crashes the Batmobile, suffering severe whiplash.

Superman: "In the name of love."

Batman: "............."

 

[Panthro]

Superman: "So Bruce, what do you think of my cousin Kara's new costume?"

Batman: "What can I say? I like bare thighs and I cannot lie...."

( Superman fries Batman with heatvision......then pours his hot coffee onto Batman's charred remains..... )

Superman: "Pervert. And Tim's new Red Robin costume looks like crap."

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha

All this other stuff is funny too.

 

[Superman2007]

Superman: So Bruce...I got Nolan on my side, I've got a stellar cast, and an action-genre director hungry for a comeback...give it to me straight. What do you think about my new reboot film: "Man of Steel", now?

Batman: Honestly?

Superman: Yep...

Batman: I never think about it.

Superman: I hate you so much.

 

[Panthro]

Superman: So Bruce...I got Nolan on my side, I've got a stellar cast, and an action-genre director hungry for a comeback...give it to me straight. What do you think about my new reboot film: "Man of Steel", now?

Batman: Honestly?

Superman: Yep...

Batman: I never think about it.

Superman: I hate you so much.

Hehehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[SuperDaniel]

Superman: So, do you think im going to survive all these reboots, terrible writers, bad costume and lawsuits?
Batman: You're a legend that transcends time. Obviously you will.
Superman: That's the nicest thing you ever said so far. You've became a nicer person through the years.
Batman: It wouldn't be so bad to really hurt Dan Diddio, though...
Superman: That's more like it, Mr Wayne.