The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys.

Please, stop staring at my crotch. You´ll find out soon enough if I wear trunks or not. I admire your comic book fan, huh, tenacity, but seriously, you´re making me uncomfortable.

 

[hopefuldreamer]

"SINGERRRRRRRRR.................... where are youuuuuuuuu................... no use trying to hide now..."

 

[Raiden]

Superman: I knew that putting my red brief with the blue clothes at the laundrymat was a mistake.

 

[ultimatefan]

CAVILL: Oh yeah, I worry a lot about the critics of the suit texture or lack of trunks, all the way to the bank... No wait, I´m already in the bank, and busted the vault door open!

 

[Mindreaper21]

Superman: Ok Bruce, I finally decided to take your advice and not wear the trunks. Now how do I look?

Batman: Like a man Clark...a man

Superman: t:

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys.

Please, stop staring at my crotch. You´ll find out soon enough if I wear trunks or not. I admire your comic book fan, huh, tenacity, but seriously, you´re making me uncomfortable.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

Brilliant

 

[Panthro]

Superman: Ok Bruce, I finally decided to take your advice and not wear the trunks. Now how do I look?

Batman: Like a man Clark...a man

Superman: t:

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[Super Kal]

Superman: alright!... who took my strawberry cream filled twinkie!?

 

[Panthro]

CAVILL: "First fanboy who complains about me not having the spitcurl dangling over my forehead is gonna find my foot rammed up his ass!"

 

[IamtheBatman]

BATMAN: "Why? Just... why?"

SPIDER-MAN: "I envy you so much right now."

SUPERMAN: "That's right. I look more awesome than both of you."

CAP: *ahem* "We beg to differ."

Superman would kick each one of those Avengers arse's!

 

[Timstuff]

Apologies to Brandon Routh. (also, no caption here, because it's not needed)

 

[Panthro]

Apologies to Brandon Routh. (also, no caption here, because it's not needed)

Hehehehehehehehehe

Funny because it's true.

 

[Rowsdower!]

Thank you.
As you were.
Now listen up.
I just came in directly...
...from the Pentagon...
...and you better believe there's a damn good reason that I did.
Because God has given us...
...one of the greatest gifts in the world:
Chemicals.
Now you people, you like to watch superhero movies don't you?
You like to sit and watch the Superman.
Yeah.
Like to watch him fly around with his...

MOLDED PLASTIC HAIR!!!!

Molded to his Kryptonian head.
Now, I don't have to tell you that America leads the world...
...in high-grade plastics.
We cannot afford...
...a chemical-plastics gap.
Now, listen to me.
All I can say is, thank the Lord for Superman.
Superman, you saved our bacon...
...and I'd like to show our gratitude.
This is a small token of our appreciation...
...to show to you for saving us from a chemical plant disaster.

 

[Rowsdower!]

"Alright... now that we have an official picture, will you guys stop posting that picture of Bats and me drinking coffee?!! Thanks to you guys, I've sworn off Starbucks for life!!! And that sucks because I could really go for an Orange Mocha Frappuccino right about now!!!"

 

[Panthro]

"Alright... now that we have an official picture, will you guys stop posting that picture of Bats and me drinking coffee?!! Thanks to you guys, I've sworn off Starbucks for life!!! And that sucks because I could really go for an Orange Mocha Frappuccino right about now!!!"

Bwahahahahahahaha

 

[X Knight]

Bank Manager: "At Metropolis Bank, we have our own proprietary security system. We can assure you, your money will be VERY safe at our bank."

 

[Mindreaper21]

http://media.**************.com/images/users/uploads/22122/mq_003.jpg
Clark: Hmm, I need some new inspiration for my suit...

Clark: Too freaky

Clark: Too creepy

Clark: Too old...not you man
Old Man: It's cool

Clark: Not again, I'd rather have the nipples

Clark:

I GOT IT!!!!

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Spoiler

"Alright... now that we have an official picture, will you guys stop posting that picture of Bats and me drinking coffee?!! Thanks to you guys, I've sworn off Starbucks for life!!! And that sucks because I could really go for an Orange Mocha Frappuccino right about now!!!"

But I love that image. So many funny captions.

 

[ultimatefan]

great stuff guys, love the in-joke about the coffee picture.

 

[hopefuldreamer]

SUPERMAN: AHHHHHHHHH! Dammit! I've been at it for hours, i've used 200 bottles of hair gel... and my hair is STILL poofing up!

 

[ultimatefan]

"Sorry, you don´t have the assets to justify this loan". I may not have the "assets", but I have the "ballets", you buttholes!

 

[--Zero-Ethic--]

“Hello, ladies. Look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped wearing black rubber-nippled batsuits and switched to a beautiful red-and-blue supersuit, he could be like me. Look down. Back up! Where are you? You’re on Krypton with the man your man could be like. What’s in your hand? Back at me! I have it! It’s a crystal with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the crystal is now a Fortress! Anything is possible when your man is like a Superman and not a lady. I’m in the sky.”

Booo, I posted an Old Spice Guy speech a few pages back tut tut

 

[Panthro]

CAVILL-SUPERMAN: "Don't you never say an un-kind word about the Tudors, or I'm gonna have to open up a six pack of Medieval whoop-ass on you!"

 

[SuperDaniel]

Snyder: Behold! I give you the first pic of Henry Cavill as Superman! Do you guys like it?

Fanboy n1: I see trunks! Seams are silver! What do you see, fanboy n2?

Fanboy n2: Dude, shut up! I used photoshop! No trunks! Seams are gold!! What do you see fanboy n3?

Fanboy n3: This what I see:

 

[Panthro]

Snyder: Behold! I give you the first pic of Henry Cavill as Superman! Do you guys like it?

Fanboy n1: I see trunks! Seams are silver! What do you see, fanboy n2?

Fanboy n2: Dude, shut up! I used photoshop! No trunks! Seams are gold!! What do you see fanboy n3?

Fanboy n3: This what I see:

Hehehehehehehehe