The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

[X Knight]

It's funny because it's wrong.

it's wrong......but it's so.....so......true........

 

[Willi Berg]

it's wrong......but it's so.....so......true........

lol good one

 

[Man of Steel]

SUPERMAN: Whoa, guys, I thought we agreed to keep the Mirror Box in Smallville. Anyone? I'm not Ultraman!

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: Whoa, guys, I thought we agreed to keep the Mirror Box in Smallville. Anyone? I'm not Ultraman!

Hehehehehehe

 

[Man of Steel]

Hehehehehehe

Thanks.

 

[Hotwire]

CAVILL: "Wow, never seen a 3rd nipple there before."

Even better...
Three ****? That's awesome.

 

[TDK Joker]

Cavill: When they said I'd be signing boobies this wasn't what I had in mind!!!

Guy: OMG...he's touching me!!!

Love it

 

[ultimatefan]

MANIP BY HOBO123

C´mon, b**** about my lack of trunks! I dare ya! I double dare ya! I triple f***ing dare ya!

 

[Venom'sDad]

Give me back my icecream!

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Listen up all you dumb internet trolling basement dwelling wannabe intellectual fanboy failures, bashing a popular film adaptation of a comic does not make you smarter or better than the general audience or the filmmakers behind the adaptation! So stop with your stupid book club rants and immature internet posts because it doesn't make you better and it never will!"

 

[Rowsdower!]

LOL

That's one awesome manip. What was the original image used? Was it from Immortals?

 

[Rowsdower!]

"Alright... where is the a**hole troll was was saying I need to hit the gym?"

 

[Rowsdower!]

"I feel so naked without my cape."

 

[Rowsdower!]

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the 'S.'

 

[Crazymaverick]

who's next?

 

[Rowsdower!]

"You people in DC and New York make me laugh. THIS is what a city looks like after an earthquake, you p**sies."

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff Row, Crazymaverick.

 

[Panthro]

CAVILL: "Of course I feel sorry for Brandon Routh. No I didn't like his performance in SR but that doesn't mean I can't feel sorry for him. Poor guy's gonna go down as the George Lazenby of Superman actors. On the bright side, I hear he has a smokin' hot wife to help him forget his troubles. If only you fanboys were that lucky."

 

[kyleman]

CAVILL: "Of course I feel sorry for Brandon Routh. No I didn't like his performance in SR but that doesn't mean I can't feel sorry for him. Poor guy's gonna go down as the George Lazenby of Superman actors. On the bright side, I hear he has a smokin' hot wife to help him forget his troubles. If only you fanboys were that lucky."

I anti-humor.

 

[Hotwire]

Superman: DAMN IT, BRUCE! You buried it in concrete!?!? Really?!?! You hide my cape inside a ton of concrete?!?! You're an a**hole, Bruce! You know that?

F***ing, hate that guy.

 

[Panthro]

I anti-humor.

Thanks.

Superman: DAMN IT, BRUCE! You buried it in concrete!?!? Really?!?! You hide my cape inside a ton of concrete?!?! You're an a**hole, Bruce! You know that?

F***ing, hate that guy.

Bwahahahahahahahahaha

 

[socool]

Superman: DAMN IT, BRUCE! You buried it in concrete!?!? Really?!?! You hide my cape inside a ton of concrete?!?! You're an a**hole, Bruce! You know that?

F***ing, hate that guy.

Concrete ain't no problem for Superman.

The real problem is how Batman got it under the concrete to begin with...

 

[Dark Sentinel]

SUPERMAN: Hand over the cape or the next building I destroy will be that Starbucks over there.

GUY OFF CAMERA: That's cool, I like Dunkin Donuts better.

SUPERMAN: Son of a--

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: Hand over the cape or the next building I destroy will be that Starbucks over there.

GUY OFF CAMERA: That's cool, I like Dunkin Donuts better.

SUPERMAN: Son of a--

Hehehehehehehe

 

[Rowsdower!]

"Dead or alive, you're coming with me."