The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

[manofsteel4life]

CLARK: Krypto?

Lol

 

[PSYLENTGuardian]

CLARK: "Umm... yeah."

BRUCE: "Nice beard."

CLARK: "Nice coat."

BRUCE: "Touché."

 

[elgaz]

Yeah, it all happened so fast it barely registered with me. There was all this crazy hype, absolutely crazy ........... I was on magazine covers, I was at parties, I was at film premieres, people I had admired for years were shaking MY hand ... can you believe that! .................. then Man Of Steel finally came out, and the critics ripped us a new one ........ "All style, no substance" they said ........ next thing I know, my contract is binned .... sequel is cancelled ....................... WB are rebooting the whole franchise and have hired Nicholas Cage for Superman again. Apparently people watch his films no matter how bad they are ..... have you seen Ghost Rider? So .... um, yeah ... I tend to keep a low profile these days. Me and Brandon hang out down here at the shelter a lot, shoot a little pool, talk about the old days. Tom Welling actually called in the other day for some soup, nice guy ............ bigger than I expected.......... he's doing good though, says Steve Martin is gonna call him any day now. I thought I saw Dean Cain down here once too but I wasn't sure ...... he tends to blank us. Has a bit of a chip on his shoulder about the crappy suit WB gave him back in the day, calls it 'preferential treatment' ...... reckons he's seen better Halloween versions ........ meh. Like it matters! They spent $250,000 on MY suit and I'm still riding the welfare train!

 

[Dark Sentinel]

CLARK: Playoff beards?

BRUCE: Playoff beards.

TOGETHER: Sweeeet.

 

[SinisterVulture]

Ursa: So, what about our changes of returning in a Superman movie again?
Non: Blehh (translated: Food)
Zod: Forget it, after turning up in Yes Man, I've had enough of running and shouting at people

 

[SinisterVulture]

SNYDER: Is that...?
GUY: Yeah, that's Big Bird
CAVILL: So what is he up to...
BIG BIRD: thinking: Yeah guys, pretend it's all funny and smile wide so I can **** all over your faces

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Write me as someone to look up to and admire and non-fans say I'm boring. Write me having a flawed reaction to something that is pretty weird even for me and the fans start yelling 'You're not writing him right!' I don't envy the writers who have to write for me, I really don't."

 

[Rowsdower!]

"Yes, it was my idea to grow a beard for the scenes where Clark travels the world. I really thought it would... um... add something to the character, heh heh."

"Oh, now you're just rubbing my face in it, aren't you, Cavill?"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

CLARK: "Lois, come back, it's not what it looks like!"

 

[Panthro]

"Yes, it was my idea to grow a beard for the scenes where Clark travels the world. I really thought it would... um... add something to the character, heh heh."

"Oh, now you're just rubbing my face in it, aren't you, Cavill?"

Hehehehehehehe

Yours was funny too Prime.

 

[Dark Sentinel]

SNYDER (Off-Screen) OK Henry, just play this scene like the movie bombed critically and commercially. Don't worry, it'll be great!!

 

[Dark Sentinel]

CAVILL: Edward Cullen? Let me tell you something about Edward Cullen. Edward Cullen is a punk-ass *****. That is all.

 

[Venom'sDad]

Oh Krypto, is that you boy!

 

[Panthro]

Oh Krypto, is that you boy!

Hehehehehe

Both of yours were funny Dark Sentinel

 

[Venom'sDad]

Thanks Panthro

 

[Mad Love]

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! OMG, it's SUPERMAN! Wait, no, it's a bird.

 

[Lily Adler]

 

[Panthro]

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! OMG, it's SUPERMAN! Wait, no, it's a bird.

Hehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

CLARK: "The world needs more bearded superheroes."

BRUCE: "Yep."

 

[Mad Love]

But I'm Batman!

- Sorry Bruce, you're too dark. I'm looking for a guy who's more like...

- Bingo.​

Dat's mah boi!

 

[TDK Joker]

But I'm Batman!

- Sorry Bruce, you're too dark. I'm looking for a guy who's more like...

- Bingo.​

Dat's mah boi!

Pretty good!

 

[Lily Adler]

 

[super-t]

Man off screen- What the hell did u do to my wiffeee?????

CK- OOHHHHH daaaaamnnn!

 

[super-t]

HC- The next time you tell me i have a sex scene. Make sure its NOT wit that!!

Man with camera- Who?

Man with camera- Ohhh...