The Amazing Spider-Man The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1

[Ken-Kaniff]

The ones with Batman are killing me, nice work!

 

[Mr : Parker]

does anyone have a pic or still from spidey on the top of the building with his backpack , thats so comic style

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys

SPIDEY: I wasn´t even supposed to work today!

SPIDEY: Jesus dude, has that weird cult of yours banned the use of deodorant or something?

 

[PSYLENTGuardian]

SPIDEY: Jesus dude, has that weird cult of yours banned the use of deodorant or something?

Alternate:

SPIDEY: You found my weakness! It's cheap deodorant!

 

[SpaceWay2009]

Lmao! Nice stuff!

 

[Radioactive]

Bahahaha

 

[PSYLENTGuardian]

PETER: "Reptiles Gone Wild" eh? Oh Dr. Connors, you dirty son of a gun. We all have secrets, alright.

 

[Radioactive]

SPIDEY: Hey Stan.

 

[Panthro]

PETER: "I hope Iron Man doesn't mind me borrowing some of his visuals..."

 

[Web face]

Lol when he moves tgat little circle hologram thing with his finger I couldn't help but think of iron man

 

[Thwip!]

whose hand is that on the left?

 

[Radioactive]

Probably Connors.

 

[Alvin Draper]

If you want the truth, Peter... Come an--

Wait, do I smell cookies?

 

[Panthro]

If you want the truth, Peter... Come an--

Wait, do I smell cookies?

Hehehehehe

 

[Radioactive]

If you want the truth, Peter... Come an--

Wait, do I smell cookies?

 

[awesome232]

these are good guys!

 

[Venom'sDad]

SPIDEY: Ha Ha Hah....just as I thought. You have no balls.

Lizzy: Huh.......

I know.....

I...I, I just want to go home.

 

[Thwip!]

"Venusaur used Vine Whip. It was super effective"

Spidey: "Someone's happy to see me"

 

[Panthro]

LIZARD: "Do I look like a friggin' Skrull to you?!"

 

[webhead9707]

Spidey: Hey Lizzy! So I see everything's smooth downstairs eh? You trade one appendage for another?

Lizard: .....................

Spidey: Okay okay! You proved your point!

 

[Dark Sentinel]

SPIDEY: Hey Lizzy, if this were a Greek tragedy, you'd be Sans Testicles.

LIZARD: Huh.......

Dammit....Leave it to a nerd in a leotard.

 

[Mary Jane Watson]

Hehehe great stuff , guys

 

[Oscorp]

Long one ahead hehe (and from the preview)

Spoiler

Kid: "Whoa, what's this!?"


Spidey: "Hey!! That's my mask, give it back!!"


Kid: "Finders, keepers!"


Spidey: "You little bastard!!"


Kid: "Hey!!"


Kid: "What the **** man!!? Go **** yourself!!


Spidey: "Pheeeew! It didn't get damaged! I love that mask for Christ's sake!"


Spidey: "Here's your son! You should teach him some manners, he tried to steal my mask!"


Dad: "He did!? I'm so sorry Spider-Man! No more TV for you this month kid! You should be happy Spider-Man didn't leave you in that car!"

 

[Drummerdude7]

bwahahahahaha awesome.

 

[UltimateWebhead]

Long one ahead hehe (and from the preview)

Spoiler

Kid: "Whoa, what's this!?"


Spidey: "Hey!! That's my mask, give it back!!"


Kid: "Finders, keepers!"


Spidey: "You little bastard!!"


Kid: "Hey!!"


Kid: "What the **** man!!? Go **** yourself!!


Spidey: "Pheeeew! It didn't get damaged! I love that mask for Christ's sake!"


Spidey: "Here's your son! You should teach him some manners, he tried to steal my mask!"


Dad: "He did!? I'm so sorry Spider-Man! No more TV for you this month kid! You should be happy Spider-Man didn't leave you in that car!"

Win.