The Amazing Spider-Man The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1

[Oscorp]

Thanks guys!

 

[Oscorp]

Here's another one:

Spoiler

Dude: "Hey Spidey!!"


Dude: "There's a guy stuck in a car over there!!"


Spidey: "I'll save him!"


Spidey: "Whoa, wtf!?"


Batman: "ALFRED!! HELP ME!!"


Batman: "OOPS!! DROPPED A LIGHTER! SORRY 'BOUT THAT!"


Spidey: "Bruce, what the hell!? Are you high or something?"


Batman: "I'M THE GOD DAMN BATMAN!!"


Spidey: "**** this, I never liked you anyway! Go to hell!"


Spidey: "Bye bye, sucker!"

 

[Mary Jane Watson]

Here's another one:

Spoiler

Dude: "Hey Spidey!!"


Dude: "There's a guy stuck in a car over there!!"


Spidey: "I'll save him!"


Spidey: "Whoa, wtf!?"


Batman: "ALFRED!! HELP ME!!"


Batman: "OOPS!! DROPPED A LIGHTER! SORRY 'BOUT THAT!"


Spidey: "Bruce, what the hell!? Are you high or something?"


Batman: "I'M THE GOD DAMN BATMAN!!"


Spidey: "Bye bye, sucker!"

 

[Still Wynning]

Here's another one:

 

[Panthro]

Here's another one:

Spoiler

Dude: "Hey Spidey!!"


Dude: "There's a guy stuck in a car over there!!"


Spidey: "I'll save him!"


Spidey: "Whoa, wtf!?"


Batman: "ALFRED!! HELP ME!!"


Batman: "OOPS!! DROPPED A LIGHTER! SORRY 'BOUT THAT!"


Spidey: "Bruce, what the hell!? Are you high or something?"


Batman: "I'M THE GOD DAMN BATMAN!!"


Spidey: "**** this, I never liked you anyway! Go to hell!"


Spidey: "Bye bye, sucker!"

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

He had it coming.

 

[Radioactive]

here's another one:

Spoiler

dude: "hey spidey!!"


dude: "there's a guy stuck in a car over there!!"


spidey: "i'll save him!"


spidey: "whoa, wtf!?"


batman: "alfred!! Help me!!"


batman: "oops!! Dropped a lighter! Sorry 'bout that!"


spidey: "bruce, what the hell!? Are you high or something?"


batman: "i'm the god damn batman!!"


spidey: "**** this, i never liked you anyway! Go to hell!"


spidey: "bye bye, sucker!"

lol!

 

[Oscorp]

Thanks alot guys!

 

[Oscorp]

Spoiler

Spidey: "Uhm Batman? What are you doing in this car??"


Batman: "THIS ISN'T A CAR!"


Spidey: "Eeeh...this time, it actually is!"


Batman: "Oh....so that's why I fell off the bridge then! Will you...help me up? Please?"

 

[Abudefduf]

Omg that last one, I laughed so hard... and Batman's face doesn't really help either... XD

 

[Curmudgeon]

Spoiler

Spidey: "Uhm Batman? What are you doing in this car??"


Batman: "THIS ISN'T A CAR!"


Spidey: "Eeeh...this time, it actually is!"


Batman: "Oh....so that's why I fell off the bridge then! Will you...help me up? Please?"

This one is my favorite!

 

[Radioactive]

Spoiler

Spidey: "Uhm Batman? What are you doing in this car??"


Batman: "THIS ISN'T A CAR!"


Spidey: "Eeeh...this time, it actually is!"


Batman: "Oh....so that's why I fell off the bridge then! Will you...help me up? Please?"

Perfect!

 

[awesome232]

Peter: That's it, Thompson! You've been rustling my jimmies for far too long!

 

[Panthro]

Spoiler

Spidey: "Uhm Batman? What are you doing in this car??"


Batman: "THIS ISN'T A CAR!"


Spidey: "Eeeh...this time, it actually is!"


Batman: "Oh....so that's why I fell off the bridge then! Will you...help me up? Please?"

Bwahahahahahaha

 

[Oscorp]

Another!

Spoiler

Dude: "SPIDER-MAN!! There's a hostage in the sewers!! You need to save her!!"



Spidey: "Alright! Spidey to the resque!"




***FIVE HOURS LATER***

Spidey: "What the hell man, there was no one in the sewers!"



Dude: "It's April Fools Day, *****!"

 

[Panthro]

Another!

Spoiler

Dude: "SPIDER-MAN!! There's a hostage in the sewers!! You need to save her!!"



Spidey: "Alright! Spidey to the resque!"




***FIVE HOURS LATER***

Spidey: "What the hell man, there was no one in the sewers!"



Dude: "It's April Fools Day, *****!"

Hehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

FLASH: "Don't kill me, don't kill me man!"
PETER: "I'm not going to kill you. I'm gonna hand you over to these guys."

 

[Oscorp]

Just found this one. Not my own.

 

[Venom'sDad]

Peter: Give' em back....those are my marbles!

 

[Panthro]

Just found this one. Not my own.

Hehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

Peter: Give' em back....those are my marbles!

Hehehehehehe

 

[lordofthenerds]

Flash: Oh yeah peter. Cholk me you piece of ####. Harder baby! HARDER!

 

[Panthro]

Flash: Oh yeah peter. Cholk me you piece of ####. Harder baby! HARDER!

Hehehehehehe

PETER: "Say it! Say it!"
FLASH: "Gagk... you're much cooler than the kid from Chronicle!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys.

PETER: I SAID we shouldn´t have gone back to the origin story! Now people complain the reboot isn´t fresh enough!! I WARNED those bastards!!
FLASH: T-then why are you fighting me in the school hallway just like you did in the first movie?!
PETER: Shut the f*** up or I´m gonna throw food at you. Twice. Again.

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys.

PETER: I SAID we shouldn´t have gone back to the origin story! Now people complain the reboot isn´t fresh enough!! I WARNED those bastards!!
FLASH: T-then why are you fighting me in the school hallway just like you did in the first movie?!
PETER: Shut the f*** up or I´m gonna throw food at you. Twice. Again.

Hehehehehehehe

 

[DACrowe]

Surprise!

My God, Connors. You turned yourself into a Goomba!

RATHA: Heheh, just kidding. You don't look like a goomba (...at least with clothes on). Now just calm down while I call...some....plumbers....

I tried.