The Amazing Spider-Man The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1

[awesome232]

"You think I'm scary now? Wait til you see this guy below on the big screen in two years! Then you'll know fear!"

"....Oh s***!"

 

[UltimateWebhead]

^ Haha!

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around, especially the neck breaking thing.

What, never saw a teenager shave for the first time?

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys.

 

[TheSlag]

Peter: Pardon me... do you have any Grey Popoun?

Gwen: Sweetheart? Puh-Leeze!!.... I drip Sweet Honey... Screw the Grey Popoun.

Peter: Duhhh... Duhhhh.. Duhhh... *Faints*

 

[TheSlag]

SPIDER-MAN: Now I bow my head to pray... and THEN.. I break these cuffs and lay down one helluva can of Whoop Ass.

 

[TheSlag]

CAPTAIN STACY: *Tweety voice* I thought I saw an Avi Arad whispering in Marc Webb's ear.... I DID.. I DID!!!! see a Avi Arad whispering in Marc Webb's ear!!!!! *Cocks shotgun*

 

[TheSlag]

Great stuff all around, especially the neck breaking thing.

What, never saw a teenager shave for the first time?

LOL!!

 

[Panthro]

CAPTAIN STACY: *Tweety voice* I thought I saw an Avi Arad whispering in Marc Webb's ear.... I DID.. I DID!!!! see a Avi Arad whispering in Marc Webb's ear!!!!! *Cocks shotgun*

Bwahahahahahaha

All this other stuff is funny slag

 

[Spider-Who?]

CAPTAIN STACY: *Tweety voice* I thought I saw an Avi Arad whispering in Marc Webb's ear.... I DID.. I DID!!!! see a Avi Arad whispering in Marc Webb's ear!!!!! *Cocks shotgun*

You get points for using Looney Tunes.

 

[Panthro]

GARFIELD: "Who called me Hayden Christensen?!"

 

[Spectacular23]

"You think I'm scary now? Wait til you see this guy below on the big screen in two years! Then you'll know fear!"

"....Oh s***!"

HAHA^^^

 

[Spectacular23]

"I swear, Peter! If you keep webbing all over the walls when ever you see me, I'm totally breaking up with you!"

"You know what? Shut up, b****! Or I'll break your neck in the next film!!!

"Ha, ha, ha! Bull crap!"


THE NEXT FILM:

"What the f*** did I tell you?!"

GOLD!! t:

 

[Panthro]

GREEN GOBLIN MASK: "Brrrraaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnsssssssssss!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, great stuff all around.

 

[ultimatefan]

I... I have a confession to make... Promise you won´t tell anyone...

Oh my God... You.... You...

I f***ing hate Radiohead.

My God, me too!

I know, right? It´s almost like you´re forced to like them, cuz they´re supposed to be, like, the super cool cult band, but I just think they´re the most boring pretentious thing I ever heard in my life! And they have by far the most arrogant holier-than-thou fans of all bands!

Goddamn insufferable, yes.

 

[Panthro]

I... I have a confession to make... Promise you won´t tell anyone...

Oh my God... You.... You...

I f***ing hate Radiohead.

My God, me too!

I know, right? It´s almost like you´re forced to like them, cuz they´re supposed to be, like, the super cool cult band, but I just think they´re the most boring pretentious thing I ever heard in my life! And they have by far the most arrogant holier-than-thou fans of all bands!

Goddamn insufferable, yes.

Hehehe, sounds a lot like Wolverine and his fan base.

 

[PSYLENTGuardian]

"I swear, Peter! If you keep webbing all over the walls when ever you see me, I'm totally breaking up with you!"

"You know what? Shut up, b****! Or I'll break your neck in the next film!!!

"Ha, ha, ha! Bull crap!"


THE NEXT FILM:

"What the f*** did I tell you?!"

Heh, you're welcome for the manip

 

[awesome232]

Oh yeah. Thanks lol
t:

 

[Panthro]

PETER: "I see dead people..."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, great stuff, love the Looney Tunes reference.

So, do I look cool and badass now?

No, sorry honey. Nice try, though.

How about now? Scars are cool and badass.

Uh, yeah, but you still look like you caught your uncle and aunt doing child-traumatizing things to each other...

How about now? Confident and careless.

Eeeew, now you look like you just found out your home computer´s childproof password...

 

[awesome232]

Ha!!!^

 

[UltimateWebhead]

Gwen is difficult to please, lol.

 

[Panthro]

Thanks, great stuff, love the Looney Tunes reference.

So, do I look cool and badass now?

No, sorry honey. Nice try, though.

How about now? Scars are cool and badass.

Uh, yeah, but you still look like you caught your uncle and aunt doing child-traumatizing things to each other...

How about now? Confident and careless.

Eeeew, now you look like you just found out your home computer´s childproof password...

Bwahahahahahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

PETER: "I must take the ring to Mordor..."