The Amazing Spider-Man The Spider-Man reboot caption thread

[Panthro]

Hehehehe, funny stuff guys.

POINTING MAN IN YELLOW SHIRT: "Hey he stole that guy's pizza!"

 

[Milu]

Nice work, gentlemen.

Kid from far away: "I lost my balloon! Waaaah!"
Spidey: "Ugh, excuse me sirs..." *thwip*

 

[SpeterMan3]

I hated that kid and his balloon.
I took his balloon, swung around the city, then jumped off of the Empire State Building.

 

[Spideyfan93]

LMFAO! "My balloooooon!"

Those kids were so damn annoying in that game. And I love how when you gave them their balloon...their parent would walk away fast and the kid would get lost.

Lost children in NYC thanks to Spidey!

 

[kedrell]

Ah, a game. I was wondering what the hell y'all were talkin' about.

 

[Panthro]

Nice work, gentlemen.

Kid from far away: "I lost my balloon! Waaaah!"
Spidey: "Ugh, excuse me sirs..." *thwip*

Hahahahahahahaha

 

[Milu]

Thanks guys.

Ah, a game. I was wondering what the hell y'all were talkin' about.

Yep, and it generated random missions. Unfortunately, it generated "Retrieve that kid's damn balloon" a lot.

 

[goh78]

"I've got to get a better disguise."

 

[Spider-ManHero12]

I hated that kid and his balloon.
I took his balloon, swung around the city, then jumped off of the Empire State Building.

Same here, lol!

 

[Immortalfire]

Spidey: Beefaroni!
Iron Man: Beefaghetti!
Spidey: Beefaroni!
Iron Man: Beefaghetti!
Spidey: Beefaroni!!!!
Iron Man: Beefaghetti!!!!!

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Spidey: I'm Sub-Zero, you're Batman
Iron Man: No

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys

IRON MAN: "My actor is cooler than your actor."
SPIDER-MAN: "You haven't even seen my new actor in action as me yet!"
IRON MAN: "My acotr is still cooler than your actor. Hell, my actor is cooler than both of your actors."
SPIDER-MAN: "Opinion is subjective!"

 

[Milu]

Hahaha! It's hard to beat the coolness of RDJ.

It's the least surprising match-up of the decade! Two Marvel titans will duke it out for illy defined reasons as the Amazing Spider-Man takes on the Invincible Iron Man for the 96th time! Who will come out on top? Who cares, especially when one of their arch foes will probably appear and force a team up between the two? Find out for only $14.99!

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: "Damn Cap, the most I ever asked you for was a soda!"

 

[TheSlag]

HELP!!! I've "Webbed" and I can't "Get Down"!

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

The situation: Two men stuck in a lift.

One farted.

 

[ultimatefan]

http://www.**************.com/images/users/uploads/10300/41842E44386F4A3A7E639214FA1C.jpg
Lord Vader...

Yes, master.


http://www.**************.com/images/users/uploads/10300/41842E44386F4A3A7E639214FA1C.jpg
RISE!!

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

"Okay, this time I think I've cut the eye holes correctly so I can see properly, no more tripping over paving stones, standing on dog crap or landing on my ass when I fall over a what the hell was that...ok, looks perfectly safe to cross here, no traffic at all...dee dee de dee de..."

 

[Panthro]

http://www.**************.com/images/users/uploads/10300/41842E44386F4A3A7E639214FA1C.jpg
Lord Vader...

Yes, master.


http://www.**************.com/images/users/uploads/10300/41842E44386F4A3A7E639214FA1C.jpg
RISE!!

Hahahahahahaha

The other ones were funny too.

 

[Knight Rise]

Spider-Man: Okay how is this pose for the statue im gonna get after i send your scaly tuckuss back to the zoo?

Lizard: ARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH!

Spider-Man: Geez, you could've just said its a bit corny. Oh well, time to go sleepy-byes sewer breath!

 

[Panthro]

Spider-Man: Okay how is this pose for the statue im gonna get after i send your scaly tuckuss back to the zoo?

Lizard: ARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH!

Spider-Man: Geez, you could've just said its a bit corny. Oh well, time to go sleepy-byes sewer breath!

Hahahahahaha

 

[Ajendo]

driver hears something in the back of his truck

driver: what the......?

spidey: Ummm, I'm kind of running late for school. Need to a hitch a ride......

driver: ......

spidey: Don't worry, I'm not one of those back seat drivers......

driver: ......Are you going to kill me?

spidey: Look buddy, you're the one in the driving seat with your eyes closed (neat trick by the way) buuuuut I think I should be asking you that question. Now, if you don't mind, can all license holders of the New York pick-up truck brigade keep their eyes open and divert their bifocals on the road ahead. Thank you very much and I hope you have a pleasant journey.

driver: Cot damn back seat driver......

 

[Stelze]

To Lizard: Hey buddy, I know you got bad skin and all, but you don't have to be THAT angry.
I'd recommend a good skin lotion with moisterizers.

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

To Lizard: Hey buddy, I know you got bad skin and all, but you don't have to be THAT angry.
I'd recommend a good skin lotion with moisterizers.

dude, no offence, but I would actually try matching up your 'joke' to the photograph, you could've used one with the Lizard in it like that other poster did, what you did was just completely random and fell flat as a result.