The Amazing Spider-Man The Spider-Man reboot caption thread

[Spider-Aziz]

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NANA NANA NANA NANA NANA NANA NANA NANA NANANANANA
SPIDER-MAAAAAAAAAAN

 

[Spectacular23]

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NANA NANA NANA NANA NANA NANA NANA NANA NANANANANA
SPIDER-MAAAAAAAAAAN

 

[Stelze]

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"Spider-Maaaan, Spider-Maaaaaan, Aaaawww crap I forgot my belt!!"

 

[Panthro]

NANA NANA NANA NANA NANA NANA NANA NANA NANANANANA
SPIDER-MAAAAAAAAAAN

Bwahahahahahaha

 

[NinjaCarm]

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It's the Cloverfield monster !! I'm outta here !!

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

SPEC-TACULAR, SPEC-TACULAAAAAR SPIDER-MAAAAAN... Damn I miss that show...

 

[Spider-Aziz]

SPEC-TACULAR, SPEC-TACULAAAAAR SPIDER-MAAAAAN... Damn I miss that show...

Amazing

Side note: I'm proud to be the same as to what you have in your signature

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks on both accounts! Great minds think alike!

 

[Panthro]

SPEC-TACULAR, SPEC-TACULAAAAAR SPIDER-MAAAAAN... Damn I miss that show...

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

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Computers can kiss my ass!!

 

[Panthro]

Thanks!

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Computers can kiss my ass!!

Bwahahahahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

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SPIDER-MAN: "Oh man I'd better not smack my crotch into that thing down there!"

 

[Spider-Aziz]

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Up up and away web

 

[kedrell]

Cops: "Alright! You're under arrest, ya ****in' fruitloop!!"
Spidey: "Rodney King!! Rodney King!!! Doesn't someone have a vidcam?!!"

 

[Panthro]

Cops: "Alright! You're under arrest, ya ****in' fruitloop!!"
Spidey: "Rodney King!! Rodney King!!! Doesn't someone have a vidcam?!!"

 

[marvelman2006]

Cops: Thats tobey's suit, give it back
Spidey: If the movie bombs I will

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

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DAILY BUGLE EXCLUSIVE!! SPIDER-MAN TAKES ON NEW ADVERSARY....THE PAPER-BOY!!!

This morning costumed adventurer Spider-man was seen running from his apartment in his pyjamas and slippers, shouting 'Every god-damn morning you either forget to deliver my paper, or it ends up in a puddle or sticking out of some dog crap...c'mere!! I'm not wasting any webbing on you kid, I can't even afford a dressing gown...c'mere!! Gimmie my god-damn paper you little squirt! I want my crossword puzzle!!'

 

[Troy_Parker]

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**** logic.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Cops: "Alright! You're under arrest, ya ****in' fruitloop!!"
Spidey: "Rodney King!! Rodney King!!! Doesn't someone have a vidcam?!!"

Remember the USM arc of Doc Ock's first appearance as a monster when he distracted everyone with "Is that Charelton Heston?"

Classic

 

[Hotwire]

Rule #1: Cardio

 

[Hotwire]

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Rule #10: Don't Swing Low

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

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SPIDEY: Hey, I need to promote this reboot anyway I can, that´s why I´m doing a cameo on Jackass 4!

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SPIDEY: Hi, I´m Spider-Man and I´m here to tell you the dos and don´ts of riding on the back of a pickup truck... this is obviously a don´t, by the way.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

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SPIDEY: The driver will not see what's behind him using the middle mirror cause I'm covering it with my arse

 

[Spider-Aziz]

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Cops: "We need you to come with us for...."
Spidey: "Look at the time, I'm late for a date. Later guys"