The Amazing Spider-Man The Spider-Man reboot caption thread

[JamalYIgle]

What you gonna do when we come for you?
Correle. Correle. Andale.
What you gonna do when we come for you?
Booyaka. Booyaka. 619 (Hey)
Booyaka. Booyaka. That's my pueblo.
Booyaka. Booyaka. 619 (Hey)
Booyaka. Booyaka. Rey Mysterio.

 

[kedrell]

Spider-Man: "My ding-a-ling....."

Spider-Man: "my ding-a-ling!"

Spider-man: "I want you to play with my ding-a-ling!"

Cap: "THIS ACT IS OVER!"

 

[He-Man]

Come get me Tiger

Damn it. Doc told me the pills would work in 30 minutes.

 

[smoothbody]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!! I'm praying this fails miserably so Marvel can get the rights back and start this thing over from scratch!!!

 

[Timstuff]

Garfield: "Oh, just look at how sexy my body is! "

Maguire: "Oh yeah? Well take a look at this!"

Garfield:

Maguire:

 

[John Locke]

Spider-Man: "My ding-a-ling....."

Spider-Man: "my ding-a-ling!"

Spider-man: "I want you to play with my ding-a-ling!"

Cap: "THIS ACT IS OVER!"

Classic Simpsons.

 

[Panthro]

Spider-Man: "My ding-a-ling....."

Spider-Man: "my ding-a-ling!"

Spider-man: "I want you to play with my ding-a-ling!"

Cap: "THIS ACT IS OVER!"

Classic Simpsons for the Win

All these other ones were great too.

 

[Timstuff]

http://www.**************.com/images/users/uploads/10616/wenn_t_spiderman-4-being-filmed-040211f.jpg

Guy in black: "So this is what-- --they meant by-- --"does whateve a"-- --"spider can!"

 

[ultimatefan]

BAD GUY: Dude, you´re supposed to be Spider-Man, not Black Widow! Those moves are only cool when it´s Scarjo doing them!
SPIDEY: Shut up.

 

[ultimatefan]

http://www.**************.com/images/users/uploads/10616/wenn_t_spiderman-4-being-filmed-040211f.jpg

SPIDEY: You know, this reminds me of what Spider-Man 3 did to my franchise...

 

[kedrell]

^Lmao! at the ScarJo one.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

This picture reminds me of a picture I once drew of Spider-Man as the chauffeur of J. Jonah Jameson jr

 

[Panthro]

Hehehehehe, funny stuff guys.

 

[eledoremassis02]

Spider-mans response to the new photos

 

[Spider-Aziz]

^^Nice response

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I just love the fans supporting my suit, especially the ones paying less attention to the black area in my suit

 

[Nave 'Torment']

"Unlike the case with MJ, we don't have to wait till the wedding."

~**** IN MY PANTS~

 

[Pumpkin_Bomb]

I don't really get the line about Gwen "not being restricted to continuity."

 

[Spider-Aziz]

^^

Spoiler

Sins Past

I guess

 

[Nave 'Torment']

Fine...

 

[ultimatefan]

Why does my crotch look so dark... OHMYGOD IT´S A GANGRENE!!

 

[JamalYIgle]

Spider-man:
AAAAAAY Macarena!

grabs his pocho
Whew, I'm tuckered out.

 

[Xtroid]

Spider-man:
AAAAAAY Macarena!

grabs his pocho
Whew, I'm tuckered out.

lol

 

[Panthro]

Spider-man:
AAAAAAY Macarena!

grabs his pocho
Whew, I'm tuckered out.

Bwahahahahahaha

 

[The Slang]

"Hey here's that coffee yo- What the...?"

"It's not what it looks like."