The Amazing Spider-Man The Spider-Man reboot caption thread

[Thebumwhowalks]

"No matter how many images I post, no matter how many captions i come up with, and no matter how many people quote them and give claps and thumbs ups, i know my caption work will never be as funny as those done by thebumwhowalks...this is his gift, his curse."

 

[Oscorp]

hahahahahahaha these are awesome!!

 

[Knight Rise]

"No matter how many images I post, no matter how many captions i come up with, and no matter how many people quote them and give claps and thumbs ups, i know my caption work will never be as funny as those done by thebumwhowalks...this is his gift, his curse."

oh ha ha. in that case

"Bow down to Knight Rise: Lord of the Spider Quips!"

come on, you have to admit you cant top those ones between Spidey and Lizard

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

Dude, I am not going to comment on individual's caption work, I am trying to be a nice person. See - ?

 

[Knight Rise]

Dude, I am not going to comment on individual's caption work, I am trying to be a nice person. See - ?

I know you laughed at them i have the humor of Ultimate Spider-Man. theres no avoiding it t:

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: Reboot master to the rescue!

 

[Spider-Aziz]

meh...

Gotta say, it's boring indeed

 

[chaseter]

Hey come on...lets go get a better looking costume.

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

"Ooooooaaarrrrrrghhh........oooooooaaaaarrrrghhhhhh.....oh that felt great...really great...people don't understand just how uncomfortable it can get when you are needing the toilet, but are in the middle of fighting a super-villan, man, I've been holding that in since the Brooklyn Bridge, *thinks* now, I'll just web myself up some wipes, and be on my...*

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING BACK THERE IN MY TRUCK??!! IT STINKS! I JUST GOT OUT OF THE CAR WASH!! What are you doing back there?!!"

"I...well, I was just , 'y'know, using the facilities...this is a dump truck right?"

""

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

I know you laughed at them i have the humor of Ultimate Spider-Man. theres no avoiding it t:

Ok, just for you, I will look back over your captions and I promise to laugh at them, but i might have to give myself a right good feathering in the process of fullfilling that promise, so depending on wind direction, I may actually sneeze at your jokes.

 

[ultimatefan]

DRIVER: Nice Spidey outfit.
SPIDEY: Thanks. Too bad some people don´t see it. But only hardcore fanboys notice it, or make a big deal about it, really.
DRIVER Where did you get it?
SPIDEY: I made it.. Some don´t believe it, but they said that about my other one too.
DRIVER: Looks uncomfortable.
SPIDEY It´s still kinda itchy, and still rides up in the crotch a little. I guess that´s all that really matters.

 

[Xtroid]

Spiderman: Hey Anthony Hopkins.
Drunk driver: What the!?
Spiderman: Can I have your autograph?
Drunk driver: Uh... yeah, sure. What's your name?
Spiderman: Peter Parker, sir... wait, AH DAMMIT!

 

[Panthro]

Spiderman: Hey Anthony Hopkins.
Drunk driver: What the!?
Spiderman: Can I have your autograph?
Drunk driver: Uh... yeah, sure. What's your name?
Spiderman: Peter Parker, sir... wait, AH DAMMIT!

Hahahahahahahaha

 

[Spider-Boy]

Spidey: I gotta go bafroom!
Driver: You just went three scenes ago!
Spidey: Ya but I didn't have to that time!

 

[Spider-Boy]

http://www.**************.com/images/users/uploads/21150/Spidey1.png

Random person in crowd: Hey Spidey, Superman wants his boots back!
Spidey: SIGH*

 

[Spider-Boy]

Spidey: Ba ne ne ne ne ne Na ne Ba ne ne ne ne ne Na ne Spider-Man! Spider-Mannnnn!

Batman: He asked for it.

 

[ultimatefan]

SPIDEY: So, how about the new season of American Idol?
DRIVER: Dunno, man. Of course Steve Tyler is a rock icon and all, but, without Simon... The show lost the funny a**hole, you know. The guy you love to hate.
SPIDEY: True, very true. But Jennifer Lopez is pretty hot.
DRIVER: And she doesn´t talk like she´s drunk all the time.
SPIDEY: Exactly.

 

[Panthro]

Spidey: Ba ne ne ne ne ne Na ne Ba ne ne ne ne ne Na ne Spider-Man! Spider-Mannnnn!

Batman: He asked for it.

all the other ones were funny too

 

[Spider-Boy]

Thanks! ^^

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

"I don't know what it is about these super-powered heroes....they just can't hold their liquor....ALFRED!! MORE WINE FROM THE WAYNE CELLAR PLEASE!!....AND GIVE PARKER A GRANT!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

http://www.**************.com/images/users/uploads/10616/wenn_t_spiderman-4-being-filmed-040211f.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: Please be gentle!
STUNT: Shut up, b****!

 

[spider-neil]

http://www.**************.com/images/users/uploads/10616/wenn_t_spiderman-4-being-filmed-040211f.jpg

'Rock-a-bye spidey, in the tree top
When the wind blows, the cradle will rock
When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall
And down will come spidey, cradle and all '

 

[wobbly]

Spider-Man: "Pull my finger, PULL MY FINGER!!"
Bad Guy: "What!?! Good God no!!"

--PAAARRPPP!!!--

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

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SPIDEY: For the last f***ing time, my costume changes are minor! It just didn´t make sense I´d wear the exact same costume as Tobey Maguire, the franchise needs to stand on its own!
BAD GUY: I don´t care, dude, I was paid to do a job, I´ll do it!! Now call me "daddy"...

 

[Xtroid]

Spiderman: Daddy, daddy!

Dad: Ugh! Uh, hi son. What did you learn in superhero school today?

Spiderman: I BEAT PEOPLE UP!

Dad: ...