^undoubtedly.
And now, as a special treat for fans eagerly awaiting the Spider-Man reboot, a never-before-seen Spider-Man 3 extra....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QOIo8DE9zo
TOBEY: That wasn´t supposed to get released, dammit!!
TOBEY: They replaced me with this Andrew Garfield guy?! What does he have that I don´t, say one thing!!
ANDREW GARFIELD: I´m younger than you, I worked with Terry Gilliam, shared scenes with Robert Redford and Heath Ledger, look more like Peter Parker...
TOBEY: I said ONE, you f***ing a**hole!! You deaf or something?!
GREEN GOBLIN: What the hell are you beating me up for? I´m Spider-Man´s enemy, not yours!
DAREDEVIL: Let´s face it, I dont have those many good enemies, and I´m sick of fighting Kingpin and Bullseye again and again...
Now I'm not exactly a full on Raimi hater but: bwahahahahahaha
Raimi: "Arlight guys, on three, Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a ...uh....wait, one second, working out these script issues...."
Dunst: "Sam! Sam! Speaking of scripts, I think MJ needs to be a little more whiny and b tchy, if that's even possible! Also we need more of MJ's problems! Sam! Sam!"
Maguire: "Hold on! Sam! Sam! There's a problem here on page 24, we need more unmasking! I need my profile out there! I want to be seen afterall! And another thing! I can't have less screen time than Spider-Man! We need more dancing!"
Webb: "Hello everyone, Marc Webb here, sorry for interupting, but we're rebooting this puppy. Time to make a genuine Spider-Man film guys. Sorry, thanks though."
Raimi: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!! I was just about to add Bruce Campell in as the Vultresses tamer!!! ARRRAAAAAAHHHH!"
Pigeon: "Ok let's see, who's up... Oh yeah, lol, Sam Raimi. I'll give him a Vultresses alright. I love this job."
WEBB: I got it, I got it! The reboot villains will be Venom, Hobgoblin, and Carnage!
RAIMI: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Not to mention Spider-ManHero12
Exactly.Also because he screwed up the Venom character.
Yeah! And you turned Peter Parker into a Butch Lesbian! Just tell me he doesn't look exactly like KD lang!?(lol)Also because he screwed up the Venom character.
Yeah! And you turned Peter Parker into a Butch Lesbian! Just tell me he doesn't look exactly like KD lang!?(lol)
KIRSTEN DUNST: Why is this Elena Satine auditioning to replace me? What does she have that I don´t? Give me ONE thing!
ELENA SATINE: I´m a real redhead. I´m hotter and sexier than you. Your career went downhill outside of the Spider-Man movies...
KIRSTEN DUNST: See, you people REALLY don´t get how this "give me ONE thing" stuff works, do ya?
Raimi´s reaction to comparing the box office of the Spider-Manh movies with all his other movies.
Bwahahahahahaha
Marc: Hey Alex, we love your spider-man design so much, we're going to use it in the reboot.
Alex: Wow, really? You mean this one?
Marc: No! Not that crap! The John Romita Sr classic as it gets one, right here!
Alex: Oh, right, how can I get that one wrong?
Pigeon: Alright, Raimi...check.... anddddd next... Oh right, the Alex Ross concept Spider-Man costume... comin' right up!
Raimi: Out am I???!!!!????
