The Amazing Spider-Man The Spider-Man reboot caption thread

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great one, Ninja!

 

[ultimatefan]

WEBB: how did I get the Spider-Man reboot directing job? Sony had an interest in renewing the franchise with a fresh and different take, and they felt that my work in (500) Days Of Summer and music videos indicated I had the right sensibilities for the task.

RAIMI: F***ing liar!!

 

[Original Spawn]

Webb is a good director, he knows how to do teenage films and that´s what spidey reboot is supposed to be, but that pic is really funny.

 

[ultimatefan]

^Indeed.

 

[Panthro]

WEBB: how did I get the Spider-Man reboot directing job? Sony had an interest in renewing the franchise with a fresh and different take, and they felt that my work in (500) Days Of Summer and music videos indicated I had the right sensibilities for the task.

RAIMI: F***ing liar!!

VENOM: "Why the f*** am I not in the reboot?!"

SPIDER-MAN: "Because your miscasting in the last film is the reason we're getting rebooted in the first place you jack-off!"

 

[Panthro]

VENOM: "Why the f*** does Captain America not have his f***ing wings?! Answer us damn it!"

SPIDER-MAN: "Because they're using his Ultimates costume as the basiss for his movie costume! Plus it's hard to make the wings not look slightly silly!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! hehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

ALEX ROSS: See, before the Spider-Man movies were made, I said THIS was the only design that would work on film:

ALEX ROSS: Then, when the actual design showed up...

ALEX ROSS: ...I claimed that it sucked cuz it wasn´t enough like the classic John Romita one, like I paint him!

PIGEON: That does it, this guy is numero uno on my list!

 

[NinjaCarm]

ALEX ROSS: See, before the Spider-Man movies were made, I said THIS was the only design that would work on film:

ALEX ROSS: Then, when the actual design showed up...

ALEX ROSS: ...I claimed that it sucked cuz it wasn´t enough like the classic John Romita one, like I paint him!

PIGEON: That does it, this guy is numero uno on my list!

Wow I really started something with that pigeon didn't It:

 

[Panthro]

ALEX ROSS: See, before the Spider-Man movies were made, I said THIS was the only design that would work on film:

ALEX ROSS: Then, when the actual design showed up...

ALEX ROSS: ...I claimed that it sucked cuz it wasn´t enough like the classic John Romita one, like I paint him!

PIGEON: That does it, this guy is numero uno on my list!

 

[ultimatefan]

Indeed you did, Ninja! Thanks guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

VENOM: Why the f*** is the Comic Con footage of Thor, Captain America and Green Lantern not released online?!

SPIDER-MAN: Cuz it was meant as a treat for those who went through the trouble of going to San Diego for the convention, *****ebag!

VENOM: The convention was days ago, they saw it first and they saw it in a bigass screen, dammit!!

 

[Oscorp]

Venom: Whohoo!! Who needs carousels these days, really?
Spidey: Alright, that's 20 bucks for half an hour!
Venom: Wait, what?? F*** you!!

 

[ultimatefan]

^hehehehe

 

[Panthro]

VENOM: Why the f*** is the Comic Con footage of Thor, Captain America and Green Lantern not released online?!

SPIDER-MAN: Cuz it was meant as a treat for those who went through the trouble of going to San Diego for the convention, *****ebag!

VENOM: The convention was days ago, they saw it first and they saw it in a bigass screen, dammit!!

 

[Panthro]

Venom: Whohoo!! Who needs carousels these days, really?
Spidey: Alright, that's 20 bucks for half an hour!
Venom: Wait, what?? F*** you!!

 

[ultimatefan]

ELENA SATINE: Hi, I´m lobbying for the part of Mary Jane. I´m not very experienced, I still didn´t have any major breakthrough movies released, or been nominated for any awards, but I´m eager to l...

WEBB: You´re hired!!

 

[Panthro]

ELENA SATINE: Hi, I´m lobbying for the part of Mary Jane. I´m not very experienced, I still didn´t have any major breakthrough movies released, or been nominated for any awards, but I´m eager to l...

WEBB: You´re hired!!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

VENOM: Dude, I know you hate my guts and all, but did you REALLY need to attach the web to my crotch?!
SPIDEY: Oh, yeah.

 

[Panthro]

VENOM: Dude, I know you hate my guts and all, but did you REALLY need to attach the web to my crotch?!
SPIDEY: Oh, yeah.

 

[Spider-ManHero12]

Not to mention Spider-ManHero12

Wow, I don't go into this thread often, but I decided to because i was bored and I see you actually saying something about me when I'm not even here. I don't appreciate that.

 

[Oscorp]

Wow, I don't go into this thread often, but I decided to because i was bored and I see you actually saying something about me when I'm not even here. I don't appreciate that.

Meh, I'm sorry but it was more like a bad joke. It's pretty well-known how much you love Raimi's movies. It's not like I hate his movies either.

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: "I'm gonna keep doing this until they cast a more powerful & terrifying actor to play you in a future film!"
VENOM: "Oh Christ..."

 

[akfj]

I posted this in the Elena Satine for Mary Jane thread, but I'd like to see what you guys can do with it: