The Amazing Spider-Man The Spider-Man reboot caption thread

[Panthro]

NEW MJ: "Pete, I think your eyebrows are missing."
NEW PETER: "What? Oh damn it... I think I might start crying again. Run for cover MJ!"
NEW MJ: "Running!" [runs away]

 

[ultimatefan]

]^hehehehe

WALTZ: So I hear that I´m going to play the villain in the Spider-Man film reboot! That´s marvelous, you know, just marvelous! I´ll love this opportunity!

WEBB: Uh, yes, it´s been reported on the Internet, but you know...

WALTZ: Because, you know, I´ve recently won an Oscar, and I´m totally loving these villain roles! I´ve just played one on The Green Hornet, that´s also a comic book movie! Isn´t it an amazing coincidence? Alignment of stars, I´d say!

WEBB: Uh it´s all very nice, Mr. Waltz, b-but keep in mind that so far it´s just a rumor...

WALTZ: Oh but of course, absolutely! You need to generate some buzz and excitement among the fans first! You´ll see just how much they love me! So, when do we sign again?

WEBB: T-that´s what I´ve been trying to tell you, Mr. Waltz. We, huh, we haven´t really decided on anyone yet, we´re looking at a bunch of potential names, that´s just an Internet rumor for now...

WALTZ: I perfectly understand! I know how the industry works, I´m a professional and I´d never rush anything. So, take your time, Mr Webb... Yeah, that´s right... Run, you bastard, run... (BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!)

 

[Panthro]

]^hehehehe

WALTZ: So I hear that I´m going to play the villain in the Spider-Man film reboot! That´s marvelous, you know, just marvelous! I´ll love this opportunity!

WEBB: Uh, yes, it´s been reported on the Internet, but you know...

WALTZ: Because, you know, I´ve recently won an Oscar, and I´m totally loving these villain roles! I´ve just played one on The Green Hornet, that´s also a comic book movie! Isn´t it an amazing coincidence? Alignment of stars, I´d say!

WEBB: Uh it´s all very nice, Mr. Waltz, b-but keep in mind that so far it´s just a rumor...

WALTZ: Oh but of course, absolutely! You need to generate some buzz and excitement among the fans first! You´ll see just how much they love me! So, when do we sign again?

WEBB: T-that´s what I´ve been trying to tell you, Mr. Waltz. We, huh, we haven´t really decided on anyone yet, we´re looking at a bunch of potential names, that´s just an Internet rumor for now...

WALTZ: I perfectly understand! I know how the industry works, I´m a professional and I´d never rush anything. So, take your time, Mr Webb... Yeah, that´s right... Run, you bastard, run... (BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!)

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

This caption brought to you by another user's signature -

SPIDER-MAN: "Well I guess you're as good a person to ask any - what's the difference between the mafia and the Catholic Church?"
GREEN GOBLIN: "Quite simple my dear boy - one is a male dominated, misogynistic, hierarchical organization, which rules by fear and has a deep code of secrecy.....and the other is just the mafia."

 

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks a lot, and whose sig is that?

 

[Panthro]

^Thanks a lot, and whose sig is that?

I'm pretty sure it was Kargo Warrior's.

 

[ultimatefan]

GREEN GOBLIN HARRY: Hahaha, the franchise´s been rebooted and I´ll be back from the dead!!
SPIDER-MAN: Yeah, but this time you won´t be played by James Franco.
GGH: Aw crap.

 

[Panthro]

GREEN GOBLIN HARRY: Hahaha, the franchise´s been rebooted and I´ll be back from the dead!!
SPIDER-MAN: Yeah, but this time you won´t be played by James Franco.
GGH: Aw crap.

Hehehehehehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

PETER: See, I wasn´t doing a bad John Travolta impression or a dorky attempt to look cool, I was preparing for my Broadway musical! All franchises need to have sinergy these days, you know.

BULL: You don´t say!

 

[Panthro]

Thanks!

PETER: See, I wasn´t doing a bad John Travolta impression or a dorky attempt to look cool, I was preparing for my Broadway musical! All franchises need to have sinergy these days, you know.

BULL: You don´t say!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

ANNOUNCER: Wanna see how your typical blockbuster comic book movie gets made? Let´s find out!

First, brilliant writers work hard to come up with a clever, unique and compelling story...

The source material, of course, is always treated with the most respect and fidelity...

Then, is chosen a director with the unique vision and personality to command an army of talented artists...

The actors are the soul of the piece, bringing intense and believable emotion to every line and gesture of the characters...

The shooting is a highly coreographed and organized process, where thousands of people work with milimetrical precision...

In post-production, the FX wizards create magic that´s indistinguishable from reality...

The result is an inquestionable critical and commercial smash!

And the final and most crucial step is when a loving, dedicated fan goes online and says, "best movie ever!"

 

[Panthro]

Thanks!

ANNOUNCER: Wanna see how your typical blockbuster comic book movie gets made? Let´s find out!

First, brilliant writers work hard to come up with a clever, unique and compelling story...

The source material, of course, is always treated with the most respect and fidelity...

Then, is chosen a director with the unique vision and personality to command an army of talented artists...

The actors are the soul of the piece, bringing intense and believable emotion to every line and gesture of the characters...

The shooting is a highly coreographed and organized process, where thousands of people work with milimetrical precision...

In post-production, the FX wizards create magic that´s indistinguishable from reality...

The result is an inquestionable critical and commercial smash!

And the final and most crucial step is when a loving, dedicated fan goes online and says, "best movie ever!"

Bwahahahahahahahahaha, brilliant! I'd use a laughing icon but I don't think there's enough image space at this point.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks a lot!

 

[ultimatefan]

MJ: Face it, tiger... This time you´ll MISS the jackpot!

 

[Matt.S99]

NEW MJ: "Pete, I think your eyebrows are missing."
NEW PETER: "What? Oh damn it... I think I might start crying again. Run for cover MJ!"
NEW MJ: "Running!" [runs away]

Oh my god that picture on ''New Pete'' is just too creepy! Ahaha I love it. Its so funny.

 

[Panthro]

MJ: Face it, tiger... This time you´ll MISS the jackpot!

Bwahahahahahahahahaha

 

[ultimatefan]

GREEN GOBLIN HARRY:Let´s see who´s under that mask!!
SPIDER-MAN: Well, it used to beTobey Maguire, now it´s Andrew Garfield.
GGH: F***ing smartass.

 

[Panthro]

GREEN GOBLIN HARRY:Let´s see who´s under that mask!!
SPIDER-MAN: Well, it used to beTobey Maguire, now it´s Andrew Garfield.
GGH: F***ing smartass.

 

[Eggyman]

Whoa, handsome. You look good in a mask--should probably wear it more. Bonus point is fanboys won't see me crying all the time. What can I say... even friendly neighbourhood superheroes get the blues.

 

[Oscorp]

Chameleon, is that you?

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff eggy & Oscorp.

 

[Panthro]

RED BLUE SPIDER-MAN: "Dude, where's your giant white spider insignia?"
BLACK SPIDER-MAN: "The Punisher filed a lawsuit against me claiming the giant white spider was too similar to his big skull insignia."
RED BLUE SPIDER-MAN: "That's messed up."
BLACK SPIDER-MAN: "Tell me about it."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, cool stuff guys, especially the Punisher lawsuit one.

 

[ultimatefan]

BLACK SPIDER-MAN: Did you call me n***a?
RED SPIDER-MAN: Did you call me redneck?



RED SPIDER-MAN: Wonder twins... Activate!
BLACK SPIDER-MAN:Shut up.

 

[Panthro]

BLACK SPIDER-MANid you call me n***a?
RED SPIDER-MAN: Did you call me redneck?



RED SPIDER-MAN: Wonder twins... Activate!
BLACK SPIDER-MAN:Shut up.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha