The Amazing Spider-Man The Spider-Man reboot caption thread

[Panthro]

Amazing Spider-man: "Air Jordans."

 

[Panthro]

GWEN: "Why am I so glum? Well, if you looked this drab with your naturally blonde hair, you'd be glum too."

THUG: "So this is set in between the stories of the first 3 films?"
SPIDEY: "That's what I heard."
THUG: "But how does that work? I mean you're taller & thinner than the other actor, your suit's different, you've got mechanical web-shooters, there's no MJ-"
SPIDEY: "I don't pretend to understand these things, I just cash my checks and go with it."

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

GWEN: Why am I drinking so much coffee? If you had seen pages and pages of nerds arguing over mostly minor changes in the Spider-Man costume, you´d get pretty sleepy too...

 

[ultimatefan]

GWEN: What the hell do you need so much coffee for again?

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SPIDEY: Hey, I shoot web from my wrists, instead of my ass! I need to know if my bowel movements are taking some kind of "alternative road" too...

 

[Spider-Aziz]

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SPIDEY: This way no one will be distracted by my black crotch shot

 

[Panthro]

All of those were

 

[Spider-Aziz]

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SPIDEY: Stop your criminal shenanigans!

THUG 1: ....uh....why?

SPIDEY: Don't you know who I am?

THUG 1? ....Basketball-Man?

SPIDEY:

THUG 2: The Grip?

SPIDEY: No....

THUG 1: Grip-Man?

THUG 2: Oh are you supposed to be a smurf?

THUG 2: Yeah, like a smurf!

SPIDEY: No, no, no, no! I'm the AMAZING Spider-Man!

THUG 1 and 2:

SPIDEY: You better stop that!

THUG 1: Uh oh, we just made smurfette angry?!

THUG 2: Oh yeah, that doesn't look like something smurfette would do at all.

And scene.

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

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SPIDEY: Faith is when you say everything is possible. Insanity is when you mean it.

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys!

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SPIDEY: Faith is when you say everything is possible. Insanity is when you mean it.

Hehehehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

Up, up, and awaaaay!! No wait, that can´t be right...

 

[ultimatefan]

Please, the costume´s gonna look good in the movie, I swear!! Now put that bazooka down, will ya?

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: "Everybody, put your hands in the air! Like you just don't care!"

 

[kedrell]

Thug: "From now on, you're Spider-girl."

Charlie: "My eyes! MY EYES!"

 

[Spideyfan93]

Anyone think Charlie Sheen might end up dead before the year's end? Poor guy.

Funny stuff!

 

[kedrell]

Thanks. Yeah, he's in trouble fo sho.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SPIDER-MAN: "Sorry. I couldn't help but try to kidnap Bryce Dallas Howard. It's that I like her a whole lot more than the reboot Gwen Stacy. That may be unfair since we have yet to see Emma Stone act in the role, but... life's unfair."

 

[Spider-Aziz]

COPS: HANDS IN THE AIR
SPIDEY: HAPPY TO OBLIGE *THWIP*
Oh $#%^, nothing to cling to like my 60s cartoon, that's something to add to my spiderfail blog

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

Thing: "Oh, look, that's a lovely handbag...I'd really like one like that."

Iron-Man: "I'm more into briefcases myself, for carrying my armour, as well as my swimming trunks!"

Thing: "Oh tony you *are* funny! Even when you're not that drunk!"

Spider-man: "Guys...."

Thing: "Oh look at that lovely ladies shade of lipstick! I'd love to try that but Reed says we have a public image to maintain, and I can't be indulging any old whimsy. He paints those wee grey bits on his hair you know! Hypocrite!"

Spider-man : "Guys...listen...."

Iron-Man: "Does he now? I think he does that just to try and look more intellgent than me, as soon as i get home I'm painting my moustache white."

Spider-man: "GUYS! LISTEN!!!....It's all well and good sitting on this train all day talking crap about what people are wearing when they are going to work, and seeing all the lovely train stations...but at some point one of us is going to have to work up the bottle to get up there and face Galactus!....I'm just saying."

Iron-Man: "You want some of this cider Thing? I've poured it into my armour, you're gonna have to suck it out of my boot."

Thing: "Thanks tony!"

Spider-man: "Ok, I guess we're staying on the train for a wee while longer."

 

[ultimatefan]

BABE 1: Please, come and rescue us, Spider-Man...

SPIDEY: Wow, when I was told a spider´s BO was a powerful aphrodisiac, I thought it was total BS...

 

[Immortalfire]

COPS: HANDS IN THE AIR
SPIDEY: HAPPY TO OBLIGE *THWIP*
Oh $#%^, nothing to cling to like my 60s cartoon, that's something to add to my spiderfail blog

I remember seeing the episode where he web-swung down to the Everglades..lmao

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: "Sorry. I couldn't help but try to kidnap Bryce Dallas Howard. It's that I like her a whole lot more than the reboot Gwen Stacy. That may be unfair since we have yet to see Emma Stone act in the role, but... life's unfair."

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Milu]

"Hey Gwen! Gwen! Who am I?"

*thinking* "That's it!"

Hours later...

"Stupid Gwen!" *sniff sniff* "Getting Aunt May to sell my Kevin Bacon collection to the neighbors!" *sniff*

Meanwhile, at the Neighbors' Residence

"Dancing illegal?!"
"..."

 

[Panthro]

"Hey Gwen! Gwen! Who am I?"

*thinking* "That's it!"

Hours later...

"Stupid Gwen!" *sniff sniff* "Getting Aunt May to sell my Kevin Bacon collection to the neighbors!" *sniff*

Meanwhile, at the Neighbors' Residence

"Dancing illegal?!"
"..."

Hahahahahahahahaha

 

[ultimatefan]

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