The Temple of Doomed Relationships

[Lily Adler]

Just don't shout out Kelly Clarkson.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

just watched that the other night

Yeah, me too. On Comedy Central?

 

[SuperMike335!!]

This whole thing is started to sound like the 40 Year Old Virgin. Can't wait to hear how the waxing goes. Also, make sure to look for an Adam's Apple when SuperMike sends you a hooker Daniel.

I wouldn’t ever tell a guy to pay for sex. For from it, I’d tell him to have sex with a girl before he pays for anything for her at all, including not buying her drinks, or dinner, until after he has had sex with her at least once.

Yes, paying for all your dates in an attempt to get laid is even dumber than paying for ****es, there I said it. Why would anyone buy the cow when they can get the milk for free?

Now, IF I ever did buy a guy a hooker’s service for an evening, you’re damn right I’d send him a tranny. I’d send him one with the largest penis I could find.

 

[DV8]

Yeah, me too. On Comedy Central?

you KNOW it . . . unedited too! *high fives*

 

[Daniel Thompson]

This whole thing is started to sound like the 40 Year Old Virgin. Can't wait to hear how the waxing goes. Also, make sure to look for an Adam's Apple when SuperMike sends you a hooker Daniel.

Haha I'm not a virgin, just saying supermike makes a good point I should be not tied down to 1 female and play the field. My friends been telling me I should of been doing that aswell.

 

[Erzengel]

You're 20.

Why should you be tied down?

 

[Hound55]

What makes you think I give it up quick with guys that I like?

Blind optimism...

 

[Lily Adler]

^ A girl can dream.

 

[LOBO3315a]

Now, IF I ever did buy a guy a hooker’s service for an evening, you’re damn right I’d send him a tranny. I’d send him one with the largest penis I could find.

You'd do up close and personal research on that would ya?

Yeah, I can see where I'm going wrong now... I just don't know how to be a 'girl' girl. I only know how to be myself!

Any suggestions?

6 inch stiletto heels. No one can be a tomboy and wear those.

 

[Daniel Thompson]

You're 20.

Why should you be tied down?

Exactly my point friend, I should not be.

 

[Erzengel]

Unless you manage to snag a girl way above your social and attractiveness level. Then you ride that gravy train for as long as you can.

 

[Daniel Thompson]

Unless you manage to snag a girl way above your social and attractiveness level. Then you ride that gravy train for as long as you can.

I will remember these words sir.t:

 

[Lily Adler]

6 inch stiletto heels. No one can be a tomboy and wear those.

I can run and walk in heels (don't tell anyone on the Bat boards), but stilettos are where I draw the line. Anyone who can where those is Queen of TEH GURRLY GURLZ!. t:

 

[Daniel Thompson]

Ok so I just found out that the women I told you guys about just wants a friend with possible benefits and not a boyfriend. Someone who she can hang out with and have a good time, because she is enjoying the single life too much but still wants to have sex. So now I'm thinking that I should remain friends with this chick and try to score and if not then oh well.

 

[WillardNation]

Hit that. Hit it good and hit it multiple times. That is the absolute best scenario IMO. **** buddies FTW.

 

[Daniel Thompson]

Hit that. Hit it good and hit it multiple times. That is the absolute best scenario IMO. **** buddies FTW.

Its funny cause in the beginning I figured thats all she wanted was a friend/**** buddy but I wanted to go for the relationship route. But now I'm just going for the friend/**** buddy route. She told me I'm a cool guy so I'm still on good terms with her.

 

[The Squirrel]

FWB is a horrible idea that never works. Don't you people ever watch T.V.!

 

[Erzengel]

Hook up with her, until you develop feelings and when you develop feelings and end up singing Air Supply, it'll be all worth it.

 

[WillardNation]

FWB is a horrible idea that never works. Don't you people ever watch T.V.!

My personal experiences say otherwise. Out of the women I've slept with, the one I respect the most was a FWB. No trying to figure each other, no games, just a straight up, "I wanna **** you." "As long there are no emotions." "Ok." "Cool, let's do it."

 

[steintym]

As long as there are no emotions is the key. Unfortunately, that doesn't seem to last that long. Every situation is different, though.

 

[Daniel Thompson]

^ Yes I know FWB can be hit or miss, but like steintym said not every situation is the same.

 

[DV8]

Make as many FWBs as you can!!! that's the best case scenario ever . . . just use protection; don't get any of these chicks pregnant and don't get any diseases . . .

 

[Daniel Thompson]

Make as many FWBs as you can!!! that's the best case scenario ever . . . just use protection; don't get any of these chicks pregnant and don't get any diseases . . .

Hey this chick wants it that way right now so I have no problem doing it that way. And that is my mind set now anyway being friends with females but getting some ass aswell. And yeah man I will for sure take that advice.

 

[Kane52630]

 

[WillardNation]

Make as many FWBs as you can!!! that's the best case scenario ever . . . just use protection; don't get any of these chicks pregnant and don't get any diseases . . .

Nonsense. Just make sure to pull out and rub it down with Purell afterward. You'll be fine.