The Wrestling Thread is now nothing but recaps from last week - Part 71

[Benstamania]

Shawn sweet chins someone before the nights over.

 

[The Sage]

Bwahaha, Brock is a *****e.

He signed the contract and then threw the clipboard at HHH's chest. Now that is a heel.

 

[SuperBatman]

So Uh what is the ME Then?

 

[Anno_Domini]

Wow....so what's going to be the "main event"?

 

[Trainwreck2100]

So Uh what is the ME Then?

sneak peek of hit and run?

 

[Superark]

WWE has no clue how to book Brock Lesnar

 

[Superark]

What is this I am reading, Christian and Bryan jobbing? *feigns surprise*

Looks like I may be soon joining you in No WWE Land

 

[Benstamania]

So we get a 10 minuet ME?

 

[The Sage]

WWE has no clue how to book Brock Lesnar

Nope. No matter how awesome Heyman has been on the mic, and how great Brock has been in character, this feud has been a bust.

The only saving grace it could have is HHH losing at Summerslam.

 

[SuperBatman]

Ugh Tout

 

[Benstamania]

Tout is the Main Event?!

 

[Trainwreck2100]

did the one guy have a cmpunk clock?

 

[NDX]

These ****ing fan touts...

 

[Superark]

Nope. No matter how awesome Heyman has been on the mic, and how great Brock has been in character, this feud has been a bust.

The only saving grace it could have is HHH losing at Summerslam.

The guy was the freakin' UFC Heavyweight Champion of the World. The baddest dude on the planet at one point. WWE needs to be booking him like the monster that he is.

Instead they have him acting like a chicken**** heel who is afraid of HHH, the part-time, over 40, WWE executive wrestler

 

[SuperBatman]

Tout and Recaps IS your Main Event everybody HAVE A GOOD NIght.

 

[TX85]

I'm a Triple H mark(also a Brock fan though)But Brock really needs to beat the crap out of Trips&win the match to get major needed heat back for the character and after promos by Paul Heyman about this being very personal/Brock ending Triple H's career and will not be a wrestling match But a fight,Heyman is teasing Brock"breaking"Triple H too much IF nothing like that happens!!

Brock also better not win cause HBK superkicks Triple H or something like that!

 

[Benstamania]

He did it for the Rock.

 

[Anno_Domini]

 

[Metallo]

Lesnar/HHH hasn't had any momentum since it started. It feels put togehter just so it can happen instead of feeling natural. And since Brock is hardly there the build has been thin.

Don't tell me Shawn is gonna play Adrian Balboa to HHH's Rocky before he fights Brocks Drago.


Ah...who didn't see this coming with Brock and Shawn. Don't tell me they are gonna kidnap Michaels? Jeez. Please don't let it be that lame, God.

 

[Trainwreck2100]

sounded like an ass kicking not a kidnapping

 

[Anno_Domini]

Quick! Put some make-up of blood and bruises on Michaels before we get back on air!

 

[Hunter Rider]

Looks like I may be soon joining you in No WWE Land

You were surprised that I was less critical of Hardcore Justice? maybe I am so because at least TNA are trying and not insulting me week after week, I dunno man, I just enjoyed the PPV more than I have any wrestling in a while.

 

[Benstamania]

Brock (Bane) breaks HBK (Batman) and Jean Paul (Heeeeey...) Valley Triple H) gets revenge.

 

[Benstamania]

Should this be this funny?

 

[The Sage]

Hahahaha!!