Thor caption thread - Part 1

[kedrell]

And those Superman ones made me really LOL!

Thanks. The rural setting reminded me of those scenes in Supes 2.

 

[CyclopsSummers]

Who is the old creature with blue skin ? (at the trailer'end)

 

[Pumpkin_Bomb]

Probably a frost giant, maybe even Ymir.

 

[Vartha]

Who is the old creature with blue skin ? (at the trailer'end)

at the very End?

Spoiler

that was Laufrey, Loki's father

 

[kedrell]

The one who speaks? I think that's Laufrey, the head frost giant played by Colm Feore. I've no idea what that other creature is.

 

[Panthro]

Ray Stantz: Destroyer from Asgard?... good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.

Peter Venkman: That ought to do it. Thanks very much Ray.

Destroyer: Are you a God?

Ray Stantz:................no

Destroyer: Then...DIE!!!

Winston Zeddemore: RAY! WHAT DID I TELL YOU THE FIRST TIME?!!!

 

[Panthro]

joss whedon :as you know we are trying to keep a very tight budget on the production of The Avengers.

so here's your new accessories for the movie guys


Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth :damn you disney !!!!!!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Timstuff]

The rainbow bridge of Asgard...

...it united George Kirk...

...with Padme Skywalker.

James Kirk: "Oh crap, this got awkward."

Luke Skywalker: "Tell me about it."

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

DESTROYER: You have 16 seconds to comply!
THOR: No, that´s taken.
DESTROYER: Dead or alive, you´re coming with me!
THOR: Same problem. And same movie.
DESTROYER: Hasta la vista, baby!
THOR: Nope.
DESTROYER: Klatuu barada nikto!
THOR: It´s not even the robot who says that!
DESTROYER: Danger, Will Robinson, danger!
THOR: Please, take this seriously.

 

[ultimatefan]

DESTROYER: UOUOUOOOOOOO... Wan waaan wan...
THOR: Wait, are you actually doing an impression of the classic Enio Morricone spaghetti western score?
DESTROYER: Shut up.

 

[ultimatefan]

JANE´S FRIEND: So, guys, what you think of me as the comic relief of this movie?

JAR JAR: Jar Jar likes messa comic relief girl!

SPRITTLE: She´s like, totally super awesome!

SNARF: Snarf snarf, she should join the team, Lion-O, snarf snarf!

THOR: Now THIS is what I call relief, b****es!!

 

[Punk&ComicBooks]

S.H.I.E.L.D ANNOUNCER: Captain Americas Indestructable shield test #248

CA: Alright dude I`m ready, on the count of three.

THOR: One...Two...Th-

CA: waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait!!!!

CA: Alright man, I`m sorry. I`m ready for real this time!

THOR: One...Two...Thr-

CA: waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait!!!!

THOR: I SWARE TO ODIN IF YOU DONT GROW A PAIR AND STOP ACTING LIKE A ******* ***** I`M GOING TO SHOVE THIS HAMMER SO FAR UP YOUR **** YOU WONT BE ABLE TO ****** ** ******* ********** **** ******!!!

 

[Vartha]

hehe funny Punk

 

[Timstuff]

 

[Panthro]

All this stuff's hilarious.

 

[ultimatefan]

HEMSWORTH: So, how was it to shoot that lesbian scene with Mila Kunis in Black Swann? How many days did it take to shoot? How many takes? How many positions you tried? How realistic was it? Did you enjoy it? Will there be more in the deleted scenes for the DVD? Would you do more scenes like that? Does Mila´s carpet match the drapes?

NATALIE: ...

 

[ultimatefan]

JANE: The grace of the lord Jesus be with God's people. The end.

THOR (stoned): Whoa. Whoa. God does so much for me and he doesn't ask for anything in return.

JANE: Well I know he's wishing you to sign this petition... to re-criminalize medicinal marijuana.

THOR: (signs it) Done and done. Now do Wiggum!

 

[BigThor]

Hahahaha, just the thought of Thor being stoned hilarious in itself alone.

Great caption, Ultimate t:

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[NewType]

The one with Cap and Thor is great.

 

[Panthro]

Those Thor/Jane captions were great.

HEMSWORTH: "So... Star Wars prequels?"
NATALIE: "Look I was young, I needed a job, and you don't have to be a genius to realize those films would have made tons of money regardless of how poorly written they may have been."
HEMSWORTH [doing Nat's voice]: "Anakin- you're- breaking- my- heart!"
NATALIE: "Shut up."

 

[Punk&ComicBooks]

Thor: Have no fear and spare those tears my love, for I sware I shall return from battle as the victorious one!

Jane Foster: No Thor its not that...You`re just standing on my foot again...

 

[Panthro]

Thor: Have no fear and spare those tears my love, for I sware I shall return from battle as the victorious one!

Jane Foster: No Thor its not that...You`re just standing on my foot again...

Hahahahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Why yes I can hammer a six inch spike through a board with my penis. Why do you ask?"
JANE: "Oh... no reason."