Thor caption thread - Part 1

[mc7791]

Destroyer: could tell from the minute I woke up
It was going to be a lonely lonely
lonely lonely day.
Rise and shine rub the sleep out of my eyes
And try to tell myself I can't
go back to bed
It's gonna be a lonely lonely lonely lonely day.
Even though the sun is shining down on me and I should feel about as happy as can be
I just got here and I already want to leave
It's gonna be a lonely lonely lonely lonely day

Everybody knows that something's wrong
But nobody knows what's going on
We all sing the same old song
When you want it all to go away
It's shaping up to be a lonely day
Thor: Destroyer why are you singing a like that?
Destroyer: Because I have no friends and everyone runs when they see me.
Thor: Well did you ever think its because you are an armored and uber-powered bringer of ultimate doom?
Destroyer: Good point. speaking of which....
Thor: Ulp... me and my big mouth!

 

[mc7791]

Destroyer: Kneel before Zod!!
Thor: I think legal will have to have a talk with you
Destroyer: ours is a fascinating tribe. Even now, you are defiant, in the face of annihilation and the presence of a god. It isn't wise to stand against me Leon.... uh... I mean Thor! Yeah, Thor!!!
Branagh: CUT!!! Destroyer go to the legal tent now!!!

 

[Vartha]

For some reason I hear the Good, the bad and the ugly playing in the background as they walk toward each other.

 

[3dman27]

thor mr coulson you may want to summon the warrior called IRON MAN in case i fall in batttle

 

[Bren]

Destroyer: "Destroyer-fart-very-powerful-see - Thor's-turn!"
Thor: "Wow, this isn't the kind of battle I envisioned..."

 

[Panthro]

Destroyer: Kneel before Zod!!
Thor: I think legal will have to have a talk with you
Destroyer: ours is a fascinating tribe. Even now, you are defiant, in the face of annihilation and the presence of a god. It isn't wise to stand against me Leon.... uh... I mean Thor! Yeah, Thor!!!
Branagh: CUT!!! Destroyer go to the legal tent now!!!

hehehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: That´s it?! That´s all you got?!

DESTROYER: That´s from The Incredible Hulk, dumbass!!

THOR: Oops, sorry.

DESTROYER: Hahahaha, you lose!

THOR: That´s from Iron Man 2, jackass!!

DESTROYER: Uh... Your services are no longer required?

THOR: It´s gonna be a loooooong day...

 

[kedrell]

Hahahahahaha!

 

[Panthro]

THOR: That´s it?! That´s all you got?!

DESTROYER: That´s from The Incredible Hulk, dumbass!!

THOR: Oops, sorry.

DESTROYER: Hahahaha, you lose!

THOR: That´s from Iron Man 2, jackass!!

DESTROYER: Uh... Your services are no longer required?

THOR: It´s gonna be a loooooong day...

Hehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[mc7791]

Thor: Ok why do I hear western shootout music in the background?

 

[mc7791]

Destroyer: I am firing you. Didnt you get the memo?

Thor is able to procure Mjolnir and reclaim his power.
Thor: Memo this biotch!!!

 

[mc7791]

Thor: I learned this pose from the Dramatic Prairie Dog.

 

[Panthro]

Destroyer: I am firing you. Didnt you get the memo?

Thor is able to procure Mjolnir and reclaim his power.
Thor: Memo this biotch!!!

They were all funny mc but I'm gonna laugh at this one: hehehehehehehe

 

[nouan]

Funny. And again, you always come up with quality stuff ultimatefan!

 

[mc7791]

Thor: where did you learn to do this stuff?!!
Destroyer: You all right!!! I learned by watching you!!!

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "So what if I enjoyed DC bringing back Hal Jordan and Barry Allen? I thought their rebirth stories were interesting concepts!"
DESTROYER: "But making Parallax a big space bug entity thing is a total Dark Phoenix rip off!"
THOR: "Details, Details!"

 

[kedrell]

THOR: "Gort...klaatu...barada...nikto!"
Destroyer: "Nice try, but I hate Keanu Reeves movies."

 

[mc7791]

Thor: why didnt I take the blue pill?

 

[Panthro]

Hehehe, funny stuff guys.

 

[mc7791]

Destroyer: Man, that chili is not sitting well.
Thor: Good thing I am in front of you.

 

[Punk&ComicBooks]

Darcy: Ok, I`m sorry I gave this Rebecca Black video a chance...This was actually quite horrible!

Jane Foster: I AGREE! Seriously I`d rather hear gun shots through my childs window than this song!

 

[3dman27]

/QUOTE]

thor"i need reinforcements someone call for BUSTICE"

 

[kedrell]

Loki: "Ha! I got your hammer...I got your hammer!!"
Thor: "Give it back! You big, meanie, doo-doo head!"

 

[mc7791]

Loki: Hammer time everybody lets rave!!!
Thor: They will rave about how I am going to destroy you!!

 

[Punk&ComicBooks]

Loki: HAHA! Now I`m the God of Thunder!!!

Thor: Well I guess then I`ll take your title as the God of mischief because I rubbed poison Ivey all over that handle.