Thor caption thread - Part 1

[Panthro]

Loki: HAHA! Now I`m the God of Thunder!!!

Thor: Well I guess then I`ll take your title as the God of mischief because I rubbed poison Ivey all over that handle.

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[mc7791]

Sadly Loki's attempt to audition for the next season of Jersey shore was cut short when an enraged Thor shoved him up a frost giants backside.
On a different note Hancock congratulated Thor on his technique.

 

[ladyloki]

LOL this is funny as hell ... where did you guys get that picture from ? its awesome , I would love to see the bloopers from this movie

 

[Panthro]

Sadly Loki's attempt to audition for the next season of Jersey shore was cut short when an enraged Thor shoved him up a frost giants backside.
On a different note Hancock congratulated Thor on his technique.

Hehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

LOKI: "Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mr. Mojo Rising!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
THOR: ""

 

[Punk&ComicBooks]

Loki: hehehehehe, I gotchyo hammer! Woohoo!

Thor: No one cares.

Loki:...wow, nice comeback.

Thor: No! I mean really nobody cares. Not one person behind you is paying any attention.

 

[elgaz]

Destroyer : "Ok .......... let's play the Name Game. Gues who I am!"
Thor : "Woohoo! ok, I'll go first. Robocop?"
Destroyer : "No."
Thor : "Terminator?"
Destroyer : "Nope."
Thor : "Colossus?"
Destroyer : "Again, ..........no."
Thor : "Gort?"
Destroyer : *sighs* "........... definitely not."
Thor : "This is a toughie. Wait....... I got it! You're one of them Sentinels from the X-Men!"
Destroyer : "For crying out loud, I'm silver. Have you ever seen a silver Sentinel? No!"
Thor : "Optimus Prime?"
Destroyer : "Are you for real? Do I look like a friggin' Transformer?!"
Thor : "Marvin the Paranoid Android?"
Destroyer : "I give up. You're a f**king idiot."

 

[The Morningstar]

LOKI: "Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mr. Mojo Rising!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
THOR: ""

Nice Doors reference.

 

[ironman29758]

Destroyer: I liked it better when Thor was played by Eric Allan Kramer!

Thor: OH IT'S ON NOW!

EAK Thor:Hey you can't blame him if the man has good taste.

 

[ironman29758]

EAK Thor:Hey Thor. I figured it's been a while since anyone remembered Incredible Hulk Returns so I figured why don't I have a cameo or something.

Thor: YOU'LL GET NOTHING AND YOU'LL LOVE IT!

 

[Panthro]

Nice Doors reference.

Thank you.

Funny one ironman29758

 

[ironman29758]

Thank you.

Funny one ironman29758

Thanks, figured that it was about time EAK made an appearance and it could be funny.

it took me while to realize you were referencing Doors.

 

[mc7791]

Blake: with those lightning symbol blinders how can you have any peripheral vison?

Thor: and all the fanboys wonder why I dont wear a helmet for most of this movie.

 

[mc7791]

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

 

[kedrell]

Loki: "Go, shorty
It's your birthday
We gon' party like it's your birthday
We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday
And you know we don't give a f***
cause it's not your birthday!"

 

[Punk&ComicBooks]

Blake: with those lightning symbol blinders how can you have any peripheral vison?

Thor: and all the fanboys wonder why I dont wear a helmet for most of this movie.

As funny as that is, its a great point!

 

[mc7791]

As funny as that is, its a great point!

yeah its more prevalent with the version of Thor from the IH tv movie

 

[mc7791]

Thor: I have been standing here for 10 minutes and with all the blasting you have done you have leveled the town but even come close to hitting me! You have worse accuracy then Vogon soldiers!!
Destroyer: I guess I need an upgrade from Windows 98

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys.

 

[Panthro]

Loki: "Shake it shake it shake it shake it! Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh. Shake it shake it shake it shake! Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh. Shake it shake it shake it shake it! Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh. Like a polaroid picture! Shake it shake it shake it shake it!"

 

[Panthro]

Loki: "Shake shake shake! Shake shake shake!! Shake shake shake!!! Shake your booty! Shake your booty!"

 

[Panthro]

Loki: "I'm a maniac! Maniac! And I'm dancing like I've never danced before!"
Thor: "Yes I can see that."

 

[mc7791]

Loki: "Shake it shake it shake it shake it! Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh. Shake it shake it shake it shake! Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh. Shake it shake it shake it shake it! Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh. Like a polaroid picture! Shake it shake it shake it shake it!"

Thor: you can shake while dangling from my grasp!

 

[mc7791]

Jane: Darcy where did you find this?! This is more disturbing that 2 girls one cup!!
Darcy: I just googled Loki on crack

 

[mc7791]

Jane: on the whole Lokis form is good but I can see it does nothing for the people. Look at that woman yawning behind him!
Darcy: Like it does nothing for me while you pine for Thor all day?
Jane: Shut up. at least what I pine for doesnt run on batteries!!