Thor caption thread - Part 1

Me: Is that the pickle I got from that local Sub Shop (Believe me, that thing was huge too!) in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

 

I found this in the web:

 

hahahahaha GEE thanks Lady M! Now when I play the Thor game I'll have Mario Bro's music running through my head! lol

 

Sounds funny Vartha. I wanna play now Mario Kart. Perhaps I'm going to create a new Mii.

 

Hahahahahahahaha

 

Aw! it makes me long for a working N64 so that I can play Mario Kart 64 on it.

 

Mario Kart 64 and Starfox 64 were the only N64 games I was any good at. Probably part of why I drifted away from video games.


THOR: "Born to be Wild!"

 

Jane bought this pinafore as a gift for Thor, when he visits her the next time and helps her in kitchen.

Also available with "Thor-tellini".




(Not an image from the film, but I like this photo t

 

Hehehehehehe

 

THOR: "I do not give three bowls of stuffing what sayeth you!"

 

THOR: Loki,first I'll fight you and then I must go to Metroplis and fight Superman.

 

^^Hehehehe


LOKI: "Oh hey Thor, King Leonidas of Sparta just called. He wants his red cape back."
THOR: "For the last friggin' time I did not steal the red cape look from 300! The 300 guys stole the red cape look from me! I've been rockin' the red cape for damn near 50 years in the comics! If anything I should be filing a lawsuit against those Spartan punks for stealing my look!"
LOKI: "A look Superman was rockin' before you did."
THOR: "Shut yo damn mouth!"

 

Thor: So who do you like more,me or Captain America?
Jane: I don't like either of you.I'm interested in Hawkeye.
Thor: Maybe Sif will be my girlfriend.
Jane: Good luck with that.

 

Thor: I like Mario World.I should come back here next year for my vacation,too.

 

THOR: "I am the Night-Rider! I'm a fuel injected suicide machine! I am a rocker! I am a roller! I am an out of controller! I'm the Night-Rider baby! And I ain't never comin' back!"

 

Thor: I will now hunt that beast of a dragon and free the nine realms from his rule!

 

Bwahahahahahahahahaha

 

Thor: The Avengers don't want me anymore.I wonder if I can join The Justice League?

 

Yoshi: I wonder if I can join The Avengers? I've got a special talent that I could use as my superpower.

 

Funny stuff UL


LOKI: "I am McLovin."
THOR: "No you're not! Nobody's McLovin! McLovin never existed because that's a stupid, made up, fairy-tale name you f***!"

 

THOR: "What do you mean the comics replaced me with some freak called Tanarus?! I finally start getting some mainstream recognition and those dumbf***s running Marvel kill me off and replace me with some freak named Tanarus?! Who do they think I am?! Mary-Jane Watson whom they can throw away with a crappy sell your marriage to the devil plot and replace her with some dopey CSI chick no self-respecting fan will ever care about?!"

 

Odin: "Frost giants at our very gates! We've got to protect our phony-banoney jobs, gentlemen!
We must do something immediately! Immediately! Immediately! Harrumph, harrumph, harrumph!"
Assembled throng: "Harrumph, harrumph, harrumph, harrumph!"


Odin: "I didn't get a 'harrumph' out of that guy!"


Thor: "Give the All Father a harrumph!"
Loki: "Harrumph!"


Odin: "You watch your ass."

 

ODIN: "It’s a completely justified howl of moral outrage and it seems to be handled in a very intelligent, non-violent way, which is probably another reason why Frank Miller would be less than pleased with it. I’m sure if it had been a bunch of young, sociopathic vigilantes with Batman make-up on their faces, he’d be more in favour of it."

 

Thor: For the sake of the nine realms you must throw that Twilight book into the fire.

 

Hehehehehehe