Thor caption thread - Part 1

[Panthro]

Thanks BigThor

THOR: So, what can we do to prevent Green Lantern from being as successful as our Marvel movies?
COULSON: Well, we could spread a fake picture where his costume exposes his toes for no good reason.
THOR: Oh, that´s gonna piss off the fanboys. Brilliant.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

 

[lord-22]

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[04nbod]

I don't know what is funnier, Thor looking magnificent on a cat or Gambit relegated to selling pets.

 

[Panthro]

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[ultimatefan]

ODIN: Please, son, it´s not that bad.

THOR: Sorry, father. I refuse to live in a world where more people go to see that piece of s*** Pirates Of The Caribbean 4: We Did It For The Paycheck, than my vastly superior movie!!

 

[nouan]

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What a lovely cat! I want to pet it! This is just me saying this, not a caption for the picture.

 

[Panthro]

ODIN: Please, son, it´s not that bad.

THOR: Sorry, father. I refuse to live in a world where more people go to see that piece of s*** Pirates Of The Caribbean 4: We Did It For The Paycheck, than my vastly superior movie!!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "What do you mean all the big summer movies are doing better in Europe than in the USA?"
COULSON: "Stranger things have happened my friend. After all, we had 8 years of George W. Bush as President."

 

[ultimatefan]

^hehehehehehe

THOR: Wow, even I didn´t think I had a shot at being more successful than Green Lantern, with the success of the Geoff Johns comics, and the animated films, and whatnot.
COULSON: Stranger things happened, like, Fox actually made a good superhero movie...

 

[Panthro]

^hehehehehehe

THOR: Wow, even I didn´t think I had a shot at being more successful than Green Lantern, with the success of the Geoff Johns comics, and the animated films, and whatnot.
COULSON: Stranger things happened, like, Fox actually made a good superhero movie...

Thanks and bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

THOR: The Green Lantern movie turned out bad and is tanking at the box office That´s terrible!

COULSON: What you care, you´re a Marvel character, your movie´s doing fine and you´ll be on Avengers anyway!

THOR: Verily, but I feel his pain. I used to be seen by many as a second-tier too. Non-comics fans only remembered me from a crappy old cartoon too. If it weren´t for Marvel Studios and Kenneth Branagh, Hollywood could have easily done the same to me.

COULSON Well, it has done worse things than that to Batman, Superman, Fantastic Four, Wolverine...

THOR: Verily.

 

[Panthro]

COULSON: "You know, you really didn't do THAT much better than Green Lantern at the box office this summer-"
THOR: "Shut up."

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: Gee, what are we gonna do now while we wait for the DVD and Blu-ray?

SIF: May I suggest a threesome?

THOR: Would it be okay with you?

JANE: Have you seen Black Swann, or No Strings Attached? At this point, there´s nothing I won´t do to prove I´m not just the sweet, girl-next-door type. I may end up in a porno if that´s what it takes!

THOR: Verily. And yay!

 

[Panthro]

THOR: Gee, what are we gonna do now while we wait for the DVD and Blu-ray?

SIF: May I suggest a threesome?

THOR: Would it be okay with you?

JANE: Have you seen Black Swann, or No Strings Attached? At this point, there´s nothing I won´t do to prove I´m not just the sweet, girl-next-door type. I may end up in a porno if that´s what it takes!

THOR: Verily. And yay!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: So, that´s this Twilight I´ve neen hearing so much about, even in Asgard.

JANE:Indeed. There are three more books.

THOR: I see. So toss that one into the fire right now, we have no time to waste to rid Midgard of such wretched evil spell Loki himself wouldn´t dare to conjure!

JANE: Finally somebody takes an attitude!

 

[04nbod]

After making Jane's blocked drain even worse Thor concedes a hammer is not the best plumbing tool

 

[TheLongestDay]

woah! where did THAT ^^^ pic come from??

 

[04nbod]

Tumblr. How it came to be on Tumblr I don't know

 

[wobbly]

Thor: "I've just seen the Hulk naked "

 

[3dman27]

thor: So, that´s this twilight i´ve neen hearing so much about, even in asgard.

Jane:indeed. There are three more books.

Thor: I see. So toss that one into the fire right now, we have no time to waste to rid midgard of such wretched evil spell loki himself wouldn´t dare to conjure!

Jane: Finally somebody takes an attitude!

lol

 

[Vartha]

sad gamma radiation causes shrinkage isn't it Wobs?

 

[wobbly]

sad gamma radiation causes shrinkage isn't it Wobs?

Lol, Thor thinks so

 

[04nbod]

04nbod: 'You know, this reminds me of ultimate Thor'
*Rest of the Hype beat bod to death with thier toy mjolnirs*

 

[mc7791]

Thor: has anyone seen my contact?

 

[Vartha]

Lady Sif, a friend of mine on another board says this about the art.