Thor caption thread - Part 1

[mc7791]

Loki: alright if I just straighten up a little more I can get the best of both Sirius and XM for free!!

 

[mc7791]

LOKI: "Loki just pawn in great game of life."

Thor: More like someone for me to humiliate while I am not stomping trolls and frost giants into submission.

 

[mc7791]

Thor: Hey Loki.

Loki: What is it Thor?

Thor: Hellboy called he wants his horns back!!
Asgardians: Ahhoo Ahhooo!!!

 

[Panthro]

Thor: Hey Loki.

Loki: What is it Thor?

Thor: Hellboy called he wants his horns back!!
Asgardians: Ahhoo Ahhooo!!!

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[steintym]

All kidding aside ... that picture of Loki is a bit odd. Seems to have been caught in mid-motion or something.

 

[BigThor]

Yeah it does look like it's been caught in "mid motion", but I think it looks badass .

 

[kedrell]

THOR: "So......wanna get drunk and fool around?"

Jane: "[hic]....waaaaay ahead of you......[hic]."

 

[Panthro]

LOKI: "No I am not tipsy! It's just the weight of this damned helmet. And the Batman actors thought they had it rough..."

 

[steintym]

Jane: "[hic]....waaaaay ahead of you......[hic]."

Whoa! What the ...!

 

[mc7791]

Party with a thunder God too much and you could look like this!!

 

[mc7791]

Jane: Thor are you sure that Mead stuff you and the other Asgaridans like to drink safe for mortals like me?
Thor: Jane my sweet it is very safe. Please join me you will not be disappointed.

Jane: Anyone got the number of the thunder bolt that hit me?

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

PORTMAN: Dammit, hang out with Lindsay Lohan for one night, you end up looking like the daughter of Courtney Love and RuPaul!

 

[ultimatefan]

Here´s the f***ing helmet! Will you fanboys leave me alone now?!

 

[ultimatefan]

NERD: Wear the f***ing helmet already!!

THOR: Make me, you puny geek!

 

[Panthro]

NERD: Wear the f***ing helmet already!!

THOR: Make me, you puny geek!

Bwahahahahahahaha

All these other ones were funny too.

 

[mc7791]

Jane: Partying like Charlie Sheen is full of win just like he says!!

Thor: Even a God like me can get behind that way of thinking.

 

[ultimatefan]

LOKI: See, I´m the God of mischief because I´m subtle. You´d NEVER guess I´m evil by looking at me...

 

[mc7791]

Loki: To quote Nicholson: "I am just a horny little devil."

Thor: Who doesnt get any action!
Asgardians: True, very true.

Loki: My war mongering half brother doth set all of Asgard against me?! Wait till I get his lady love drunk!!

Jane: Not gonna work Lokeness loser. Thats how I roll anyhow!

Thor: I think I understand why I like her so much.

 

[Panthro]

LOKI: See, I´m the God of mischief because I´m subtle. You´d NEVER guess I´m evil by looking at me...

Hehehehehehehe

All this other stuff is great.

 

[Bren]

LOKI: See, I´m the God of mischief because I´m subtle. You´d NEVER guess I´m evil by looking at me...

This really is awesome!!!

 

[ladyloki]

This stuff is too funny ... keep it up !!

 

[mc7791]

Thor: Hey Loki I have a great job for you. It has cool benefits!

Loki: What is it Thor?!

Thor: With that helmet we can use you as a battering ram to breach the frost giant defenses and take their capital city. Plus we can save time and effort without having to build the ram in the first place.

Loki: So how does this benefit me? Also why is it so cool?

Thor: well I didnt say that you would necessarily benefit by this did I? Also its cool because you will be the land of the frost giants which is very cold. Plus you will finally have some purpose besides being pummeled by me and despised by everyone else.
Everyone else: Yeah we do despise him!!!

Loki: Great just great. I wonder if I can get a job on Earth on Hollywood boulevard.

 

[Bren]

Odin: What is this magnificent sport? We must participate - Let us send someone to compete! I shall choose my weak son Loki, as there would be no competition to Thor!

Thor: Don't worry brother, I have thought of something to help you in this endeavour...

F*** you Thor.... F*** you.

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys.