What is the best Chuck Norris fact??

[Warhammer]

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's not pushing himself up, he pushes the world down.

I love Chuck Norris facts.

 

[taskmaster]

That he's a regular man, who will die like the rest of us, hopefully slowly and painfully because these damn "facts" are really starting to piss me off.

**** Chuck.

 

[Immortalfire]

Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.

Chuck Norris is who Dennis Green thought he was.

 

[Warhammer]

^Haha at the Mordor one.

*Only one enjoying the facts*

 

[Hotwire]

Chuck Norris' orgasms leave exit wounds!