What the Worst Bumper Sticker You’ve Ever Seen?

[Elijya]

"Mopeds Kill: then a picture of a mopde in a circle with a line through it

seriously, of all the causes you could align yourself with in this sometimes terrible world... you want to abolish mopeds?

and then, I have to think, that somewhere, there is a factory that makes those "moped kills" bumperstickers, and the people there may actually think they're helping society

 

[Holly Goodhead]

the girl who almost ran me over yesterday had a "Bush/Cheney" sticker, then i keyed her car.

 

[The Demon]

"Mopeds Kill: then a picture of a mopde in a circle with a line through it

seriously, of all the causes you could align yourself with in this sometimes terrible world... you want to abolish mopeds?

and then, I have to think, that somewhere, there is a factory that makes those "moped kills" bumperstickers, and the people there may actually think they're helping society

Ham sandwiches and tall buildings KILL!
That truly is a very,specific niche market....mom's of kids that died on mopeds?
weird.

 

[That-Guy]

Ham sandwiches and tall buildings KILL!
That truly is a very,specific niche market....mom's of kids that died on mopeds?
weird.

What would they call themselves? MAMD (Mothers Against Moped Drivers)?

 

[The Demon]

I like MAHS better.
Down with ham sandwiches!

 

[C.F. Kane]

Best one I saw was two bumper stickers side by side:

[S**t Happens]/[Bush/Cheney '00]

 

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

the people that still have kerry/edwards on their car look 10x more pathetic than people with w 04 on their car.

there was this nasty looking pickup truck with one that said something like "ditch the *****, let's go wheeling" or some gay **** like that.

 

[Elijya]

man, I still see people with Dukakis bumper stickers

 

[Holly Goodhead]

i think bumper stickers are tacky, dont put them on your cars, unless your car is really ugly and old

 

[Milkman95]

Kerry/Edwards - awful sticker.

****in' moron's still have this sticker on their vehicles.........

 

[Elijya]

put them on your car to cover the bullet holes

 

[Milkman95]

Good idea - I guess I'd have to borrow your car first though......

 

[Elijya]

Kerry/Edwards - awful sticker.

****in' moron's still have this sticker on their vehicles.........

you do realize that in 97, there were, ahem "****ing morons" who had Dole stickers still on their car, right? it happens after every election, numbnuts

 

[Holly Goodhead]

well there was one i liked..it was a Darwin fish eating the Jesus fish..

 

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

man, I still see people with Dukakis bumper stickers

 

[Elijya]

Good idea - I guess I'd have to borrow your car first though......

 

[Milkman95]

you do realize that in 97, there were, ahem "****ing morons" who had Dole stickers still on their car, right? it happens after every election, numbnuts

You're a joke - of course I know that.......everybody on the planet knows that......

 

[Holly Goodhead]

i didnt know that

 

[That-Guy]

You're a joke - of course I know that.......everybody on the planet knows that......

Do you see? Intelligent people like THIS are the reason Bush won the election.

 

[PLAS]

You know,I just realized....you'd better watch it,dude.

Not only are you gonna have the Secret Service (S.S.) on your ass for joking about shooting the President....but the legislators of Kentucky might ALSO nab you for terrorism,for creating a scenario involving Zombies.

oh noes!!!!

 

[Captain_Obvious]

the girl who almost ran me over yesterday had a "Bush/Cheney" sticker, then i keyed her car.

you almost got ran over

sad times, you ok?

 

[Holly Goodhead]

you almost got ran over

sad times, you ok?

i was walking to class and this ***** in a yellow mustang blew a stop sign, no signal, sped right at me LOOKING AT ME emotionless, i had to jump backwards or she would of took me out. then she sped off. so i kind of stalked her and saw her park then keyed the hell out of her car. she looked familiar whoever it was..

 

[Erzengel]

I always liked my kid beat up your honor student or my dog is smarter than your honor student.

 

[Clerk]

Shortly after 9/11, these bumper stickers all over my town popped up saying, "Finally after 8 years, we have a president."

 

[Mister Sinister]

you almost got ran over

sad times, you ok?

You'll appreciate this one, it's from Family Guy: -

"My other penis is a vagina"