Worst Lines/Dialogue in Movies

[McGraw]

The Spirit

Octopus: I'm going to kill you all kinds of dead

The Spirit: ...I'm going to kill you all kinds of dead

Possibly the worst & best dialogue ever

 

[dude stannis]

"Couldn't they kill me before breakfast" - Batman Begins.

This never made any sense to me. If he doesn't like the breakfast wouldn't he say "At least I get to miss breakfast" because he doesn't have to eat if he doesn't want to, if he does like the breakfast wouldn't he say "Can't they kill me after breakfast"?

"You ordered the sausage lovers pizza" - AvP: Requiem. This is what we come to after classics like "You are one ugly mother f---er", "Get to da choppa", "Sh-t happens" and "Pussyface"? Oh how two mighty creatures have fallen.

 

[LostSon88]

Well I always took it as Bruce saying that though he didn't like the breakfast, it was still...breakfast.

He was indifferent about it. He hated the food, but still...its food.

 

[That-Guy]

Yeah, that's how I always looked at it. He was in a prison... its not like he could go to McDonalds if he didn't like the food.

 

[That-Guy]

Spider-man 3 had so many sh**ty lines.

Eddie Brock: You're so right. I'm thinking...humiliation. Kind of like how you humiliated me. Do you remember? Do you remember what you did to me? You made me lose my girl. Now I'm gonna make you lose yours. How's that sound, tiger?

Spider-Man: Shazam!

Mary Jane Watson: Who are you?
Peter Parker: I don't know...

Peter Parker: Eddie, the suit… you've got to take it off.
Eddie Brock: Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you?

Eddie Brock: It's Brock sir, Edward Brock Jr. I'm here humbled and humiliated to ask you for one thing... I want you to kill Peter Parker.

Mary Jane Watson: That was OUR kiss!

Butler who apparently has a vast array of medical and technical knowledge: If I may, Sir, I've seen things in this house I've never spoke of... The night your father died, I... I cleaned his wound... the blade that pierced his body came from HIS Glider. I... I know you're trying to defend your fathers' honor, but there is no question that he died by his own hand. I loved your father, as I've loved you, Harry... as your friends love you...

Spider-Man: I guess you haven't heard. I'm the sheriff around these parts!

Mary Jane Watson: We've all done terrible things to each other, but we have to forgive each other. Or everything we ever were will mean nothing.

Spider-Man: Remember Ben Parker? The old man you shot down in cold blood?
Flint Marko: What does it matter to you, anyway?
Spider-Man: Everything!

Eddie Brock: Gimme-- Give me some of that web action.

Norman Osborn: You know what you must do. Make him suffer, make him wish he were dead. First, we attack his heart!


Or course, to be bi-partisan here, we also have to mention one of the worst lines uttered in superhero film history, courtesy of the much maligned Superman Returns…

“I’M STILL SUPERMAAAAAN!!!”

 

[Doctor Jones]

Bruce hates the food, so he wishes they could kill him before he eats it. Simple as that.

 

[Immortalfire]

we also have to mention one of the worst lines uttered in superhero film history, courtesy of the much maligned Superman Returns…

“I’M STILL SUPERMAAAAAN!!!”

Where was that?

 

[Doctor Jones]

I think it's good we don't find out.

 

[protocida]

In Superman Returns, when Lex's thugs drag Superman to beat him up, Supes screams "I'M STILL SUPERMAN!".

Funny story: Here in Brazil, english movies are subtitled. The guy who made SR's subtitles didn't understood what Superman uttered, and translated it as "I KILLED SUPERMAN!", coming out of Lex's mouth. It was WAY better.

 

[JackIvyGB]

Fantastic 4:
(Reed leans in to kiss an invisible Sue and misses)

Sue: "That was my nose, silly. These are my lips. (kisses him)

Even disregarding the horrible line, could he really not tell the difference???

(Sue is confronted by Doom while rescuing Reed)

Doom: Let's not fight

Sue: No, LET'S!!!

Combine that with one of the most ridiculous looking attempts at throwing energy ever in any movie and you get a healthy dose of lamesauce. Doom's energy "throwing" wasn't good either. He didn't even lift his hands or aim. That's not neccessarily a line, but jeez, did it ever occur to the film makers to make it look like Sue or Doom actually, you know, were takign an active part in the attack they initiated?


Also, Spidey 2 is LOADED with them:

Peter: "Oh boy, yeah..."
MJ: "Oh boy yeah...what?"

Annoying Announcer Lady: "...the delicious John Jameson." (I could understand if he was being introduced at an MTV special by some giddy blonde who thought he was hot, but it was a high society dinner party and she stated it so matter of factly.)

I understand what the "do you love me/no/kiss me" line was for, but it could have been worded better. Maybe after Pete said no, she could have said "Then just do one more thing for me...kiss me."

Also, when Peter told the Pizza guy there was a disturbance, it sounded plausible, like maybe a police standoff or he had to take a detour or something. When he told MJ there was a disturbance, it just sounded weird.

When Doc Ock says "I got lucky in love" when he tlaks about his wife it just sounds like awkward phrasing. Would have been better if he just said "I was lucky to have met/fallen in love with Rosie..."

(Kids on train return Spidey's mask)
Kid: "We found something."
Again, awkward phrasing. Too hard to just say "We found your mask, Spider-man"?

(At the party when Pete approaches MJ)
Peter: "I'm sorry, there was a disturbance"
MJ: I don't know you!

Would have been better if she said "I don't know you anymore."

(MJ kisses John upside down)

John: "Wow, I'm back on the moon. You up there with me?"

When Spidey saves May and then says "We sure showed him!" they way May reacts is weird, like he offended her by saying it "What do you mean we?!" They tried to play it up like he almost gave away his identity, but he didn't do anything actually.

Lastly< when Pete and Mj are walking together and Pete talks about imagining what MJ's wedding would be like, on a hilltop at sunset and such. She asks who he imagined she'd be marrying and he says she hadn't decided yet. But you know, she's ready for it and stuff. No groom yet, but who needs one? Right? Jeez, so much awkward writing that could've been made better by one or 2 more words.

 

[protocida]

When Spidey saves May and then says "We sure showed him!" they way May reacts is weird, like he offended her by saying it "What do you mean we?!" They tried to play it up like he almost gave away his identity, but he didn't do anything actually.

I believe the director's intention was something like this:

MAY: "What do you mean "we"? I did all by myself".

 

[LostSon88]

Where was that?

Right when the Superman beatdown begins on New Krypton. After Supes grabs Luthors leg, then as the thug grabs Superman by the face and drags him away he screams, "I'm Still SUPERMAN!"

Its kinda hard to make out since its muffled.

I agree though, the line was kinda corny.

 

[E-Man]

"Couldn't they kill me before breakfast" - Batman Begins.

This never made any sense to me. If he doesn't like the breakfast wouldn't he say "At least I get to miss breakfast" because he doesn't have to eat if he doesn't want to, if he does like the breakfast wouldn't he say "Can't they kill me after breakfast"?

"You ordered the sausage lovers pizza" - AvP: Requiem. This is what we come to after classics like "You are one ugly mother f---er", "Get to da choppa", "Sh-t happens" and "Pussyface"? Oh how two mighty creatures have fallen.

Not only did they have the crappy line, but they had a guy that looked like 160 pounds of bird **** try to repeat Arnie line of "Get to da choppa!" The makers of AVP:Requiem should be brutally beat down for that entire movie.

 

[Immortalfire]

Right when the Superman beatdown begins on New Krypton. After Supes grabs Luthors leg, then as the thug grabs Superman by the face and drags him away he screams, "I'm Still SUPERMAN!"

Its kinda hard to make out since its muffled.

I agree though, the line was kinda corny.

I seriously never would have noticed that.

 

[LostSon88]

I feel ya'. I only noticed it because one time while watching I had the captions on.

 

[The Joker]

Eddie Brock: "I like being bad. It makes me happy"

 

[Symbiotic]

Eddie Brock: "I like being bad. It makes me happy"

Yeah. Now that I look back, the Spidey movies all had many cringe-worthy lines.

 

[Doctor Jones]

Fantastic 4:
(Reed leans in to kiss an invisible Sue and misses)

Sue: "That was my nose, silly. These are my lips. (kisses him)

Even disregarding the horrible line, could he really not tell the difference???

(Sue is confronted by Doom while rescuing Reed)

Doom: Let's not fight

Sue: No, LET'S!!!

Combine that with one of the most ridiculous looking attempts at throwing energy ever in any movie and you get a healthy dose of lamesauce. Doom's energy "throwing" wasn't good either. He didn't even lift his hands or aim. That's not neccessarily a line, but jeez, did it ever occur to the film makers to make it look like Sue or Doom actually, you know, were takign an active part in the attack they initiated?


Also, Spidey 2 is LOADED with them:

Peter: "Oh boy, yeah..."
MJ: "Oh boy yeah...what?"

Annoying Announcer Lady: "...the delicious John Jameson." (I could understand if he was being introduced at an MTV special by some giddy blonde who thought he was hot, but it was a high society dinner party and she stated it so matter of factly.)

I understand what the "do you love me/no/kiss me" line was for, but it could have been worded better. Maybe after Pete said no, she could have said "Then just do one more thing for me...kiss me."

Also, when Peter told the Pizza guy there was a disturbance, it sounded plausible, like maybe a police standoff or he had to take a detour or something. When he told MJ there was a disturbance, it just sounded weird.

When Doc Ock says "I got lucky in love" when he tlaks about his wife it just sounds like awkward phrasing. Would have been better if he just said "I was lucky to have met/fallen in love with Rosie..."

(Kids on train return Spidey's mask)
Kid: "We found something."
Again, awkward phrasing. Too hard to just say "We found your mask, Spider-man"?

(At the party when Pete approaches MJ)
Peter: "I'm sorry, there was a disturbance"
MJ: I don't know you!

Would have been better if she said "I don't know you anymore."

(MJ kisses John upside down)

John: "Wow, I'm back on the moon. You up there with me?"

When Spidey saves May and then says "We sure showed him!" they way May reacts is weird, like he offended her by saying it "What do you mean we?!" They tried to play it up like he almost gave away his identity, but he didn't do anything actually.

Lastly< when Pete and Mj are walking together and Pete talks about imagining what MJ's wedding would be like, on a hilltop at sunset and such. She asks who he imagined she'd be marrying and he says she hadn't decided yet. But you know, she's ready for it and stuff. No groom yet, but who needs one? Right? Jeez, so much awkward writing that could've been made better by one or 2 more words.

You're thinking WAY too much into those. I always got Aunt May's line as "What do you mean we? You did all the work." But that's me.

The last once doesn't make any sense. HE imagined her on the hilltop. He doesn't want her to be married. This was before she was getting married. "I ALWAYS imaged you getting married on a hilltop." He's telling her how he imagined it in the past with her.

The Mj, "I don't know you anymore" line is cliched as hell. It's better as awkward. The scene is SUPPOSE to be awkward. Same with my above explanation. You were suppose to arrive on time like you said you wouldn't and you showed up late like you usually do. Of course it's gonna be awkward!

 

[batman11]

And how is that bad?

To clarify, he wasn't saying the term "Padawan" is bad, but the term "Padawan learner" is stupid. A Padawan is defined as a learner/student already, so saying "Padawan learner" is like saying "learner learner". You're learning to learn? LOL

It's like saying, "I play in the NFL League." What I just said was that I play in the National Football League League. t:

 

[Sawyer]

I'll never understand anyone who claims that George Lucas "redeemed" himself with Revenge of the Sith. It was just as bad as the other two movies, if not worse.

Over-use of CGI? Check.
Bad writing? Check.
Terrrrrrrible acting from Hayden? Check.

I wouldnt say it's just as bad as the other two, but it isnt much better that's for sure.

Fantastic 4:
(Reed leans in to kiss an invisible Sue and misses)

Sue: "That was my nose, silly. These are my lips. (kisses him)

Even disregarding the horrible line, could he really not tell the difference???

Well, the ***** was invisible!!! If she'd said that to me I would've been like, "well soooorrrrry. I guess I couldnt tell, because you were ****ing invisible!!! I didnt realize that I had some sort of sonar to tell me where you are when you pull this **** on me!"

But thats just me.

You're thinking WAY too much into those. I always got Aunt May's line as "What do you mean we? You did all the work." But that's me.

I'm almost 100% sure that you're wrong on that one... the way she said it leads me to believe that she thinks she did all the work.

 

[Episode29]

Eddie Brock: "I like being bad. It makes me happy"

Maybe on paper its bad, but Topher sold the hell out of it on screen, imo.

 

[Immortalfire]

Eddie Brock: "I like being bad. It makes me happy"

During Spidey 3's premiere, midway through the thing I was pretty well deciding I wasn't liking this movie too much...but then came Venom's "I" talk, instead of "we"

Unforgivable.

 

[Episode29]

Fantastic 4:
(Reed leans in to kiss an invisible Sue and misses)

Sue: "That was my nose, silly. These are my lips. (kisses him)

Even disregarding the horrible line, could he really not tell the difference???

(Sue is confronted by Doom while rescuing Reed)

Doom: Let's not fight

Sue: No, LET'S!!!

Combine that with one of the most ridiculous looking attempts at throwing energy ever in any movie and you get a healthy dose of lamesauce. Doom's energy "throwing" wasn't good either. He didn't even lift his hands or aim. That's not neccessarily a line, but jeez, did it ever occur to the film makers to make it look like Sue or Doom actually, you know, were takign an active part in the attack they initiated?


Also, Spidey 2 is LOADED with them:

Peter: "Oh boy, yeah..."
MJ: "Oh boy yeah...what?"

Annoying Announcer Lady: "...the delicious John Jameson." (I could understand if he was being introduced at an MTV special by some giddy blonde who thought he was hot, but it was a high society dinner party and she stated it so matter of factly.)

I understand what the "do you love me/no/kiss me" line was for, but it could have been worded better. Maybe after Pete said no, she could have said "Then just do one more thing for me...kiss me."

Also, when Peter told the Pizza guy there was a disturbance, it sounded plausible, like maybe a police standoff or he had to take a detour or something. When he told MJ there was a disturbance, it just sounded weird.

When Doc Ock says "I got lucky in love" when he tlaks about his wife it just sounds like awkward phrasing. Would have been better if he just said "I was lucky to have met/fallen in love with Rosie..."

(Kids on train return Spidey's mask)
Kid: "We found something."
Again, awkward phrasing. Too hard to just say "We found your mask, Spider-man"?

(At the party when Pete approaches MJ)
Peter: "I'm sorry, there was a disturbance"
MJ: I don't know you!

Would have been better if she said "I don't know you anymore."

(MJ kisses John upside down)

John: "Wow, I'm back on the moon. You up there with me?"

When Spidey saves May and then says "We sure showed him!" they way May reacts is weird, like he offended her by saying it "What do you mean we?!" They tried to play it up like he almost gave away his identity, but he didn't do anything actually.

Lastly< when Pete and Mj are walking together and Pete talks about imagining what MJ's wedding would be like, on a hilltop at sunset and such. She asks who he imagined she'd be marrying and he says she hadn't decided yet. But you know, she's ready for it and stuff. No groom yet, but who needs one? Right? Jeez, so much awkward writing that could've been made better by one or 2 more words.

Wow. Over-analyzing much?

 

[Doctor Jones]

My thoughts exactly.

 

[Doctor Jones]

Over-use of CGI? Check.
Bad writing? Check.
Terrrrrrrible acting from Hayden? Check.

I wouldnt say it's just as bad as the other two, but it isnt much better that's for sure.



Well, the ***** was invisible!!! If she'd said that to me I would've been like, "well soooorrrrry. I guess I couldnt tell, because you were ****ing invisible!!! I didnt realize that I had some sort of sonar to tell me where you are when you pull this **** on me!"

But thats just me.



I'm almost 100% sure that you're wrong on that one... the way she said it leads me to believe that she thinks she did all the work.

Yeah I think you're right. My bad. That was always my assumption. Now that i think of Spidey's reaction you're right.