Wow! The NEW (Hype!) TiVo Can Do So Much! - Part 2

[Sawyer]

G. ay Agenda

 

[ThePhantasm]

I hate ays. You're supposed to say "aye, aye" not "ay, ay"!

 

[JP]

C. Lee

 

[Sawyer]

You went backwards in the alphabet.

Who are you? Echostation?

 

[Sawyer]

I love my male friends. No homo.

It's a good thing you added that at the end. Everyone on the Hype! totally thought you were gay for a second, dude-brah.

Again, JJJ snatched that weave.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I admit it. I'm quite awesome.

 

[ThePhantasm]

 

[Marvolo]

...

Phantasm just doesn't understand. There was this one time I went out with some friends to get a tattoo and I ended up becoming a woman instead. I won't go into the freaky deaky **** that happened that night. Needless to say me and my friends are much closer after that night of wonders.

 

[Kane52630]

Amazing similarities between the scenes in The Dark Knight Rises and what's happening in Baltimore right now...

We even got the police charge from the film (take a look at the videos on the internet)

Baltimore:
Declared a state of emergency
Week-long curfew
As many as 5000 National Guard troops could be deployed
Armoured vehicles will be used
Violence
Flames
Looting

Rival gangs teaming up to "take out" Baltimore cops

Images on TV look more like Bane's Gotham than those you'd expect of a 21st century American city

What would Bane say...


"Baltimore, take control....take control of your city..."

"Spoils will be enjoyed. Blood will be shed. The police will survive, as they learn to serve true justice. This great city, it will endure. Baltimore will survive..."

 

[Parker Wayne]

 

[JP]

Damn.

 

[Sawyer]

The only response.

 

[Erzengel]

I'm going to just bookmark this page for the next time I bring up the argument that Batman fans aren't level headed fans with good senses of humor.

 

[SuperFerret]

The worst part is that everyone just keeps talking like it never happened.

 

[The Endless]

Yes but Nolan inspires and can tap into the cultural Zeitgeist so effortlessly. He truly is the greatest film maker to ever live. Ever.

 

[Erzengel]

Why haven't they changed the Oscars to the Nolans?

 

[Guts]

I remember how Nolan got to include a cameo from the invisible man in the Dark Knight Rises.

That's how good of a filmmaker he is.

 

[Lily Adler]

So this happened:

If it weren't for the female porn actors below it, I would have assumed that this was the gay porn parody we've been joking about since this film was announced.

That Batsuit...

Lol, that's your only issue with this?

Is Supergirl supposed to sleep with Superman in this?

I hate to steal this BravoNolan, but

Only appropriate response.

I'm disappointed it isn't called Batman v Superman: Dong of Justice

Why isn't it gay porn?

We're all disappointed it's not gay porn but lets just try to move on.

Yeah, I am disappointed too.

this is gonna sell like popcorns...

and they could go with "Justice is Cuming" hahaha

 

[Guts]

So this happened:

The last time there were talks of xxx parodies in the BvS boards.

I agree on WW skirt being too short. Lol

I think it's perfect length. An inch to either shorter or longer and you would hear complaints from both sides.

It's a comic book movie, not a porno. Anyone thinking along those lines obviously has their minds in the gutter.

Leave that stuff to the people making the xxx parodies.

Not gonna lie, I'm pretty excited for the Batman V. Superman XXX Parody.

If only Cavill and Affleck were staring in it

Eww.

 

[Drizzle]

Just sayin', the Wonder Woman in that XXX parody looks more like the character than Gal Gadot.

 

[SuperFerret]

They usually do.

 

[ThePhantasm]

Would fill my pants.

With what?

Vengeance.

...

 

[The Shape]

I honestly never could have predicted that some tattoos would inspire one of the biggest collective fanboy hissy fits I've ever seen.

Same, and I'm surprised some people who were here in 2007 are acting the way they are about it.

I mean, Heath's Joker eliminated one of the Joker's most iconic traits (permanently white skin) in favor of scars that made a fixed smile and sloppy greasepaint. Beyond that, he was filthy and far from dapper. And yet, everyone agrees that he was The Joker in every way and it was a great representation of the character.

Here, we have a Joker that is permanently white, his hair is really green, there's no fixed smile (just as there isn't in the comics), and he'll likely appear to be quite dapper when his suit. But because he's got some tattoos and capped teeth, people are acting like there's no way he could be a good representation of The Joker, and that it's a total bastardization of the character.

Kind of boggles my mind.

 

[ThePhantasm]

I feel the same way, Shape. I mean, I can understand not liking the look, but having a huge freak out over one promo pic is way over the top. People felt that way about Heath back in the day and they were all shut up when they saw his performance. No one complains about the lack of permawhite in TDK anymore, because Heath nailed the character.

 

[The Shape]

Right, Nolan's Joker was a different interpretation that actually dramatically altered the "status quo" for The Joker we all knew, but he completely captured the essence of the character in every way.

I was really shocked when I saw the Leto pic and I still am baffled and annoyed by the forehead tattoo, but I'm not close to being ready to write this off as a terrible interpretation or a "JINO". I actually think he will likely wind up blowing people away.

Some people just have specific images of these characters in their heads, and when something doesn't line up with that image, they'll ***** about it and ***** about it until they're proven wrong by the film itself (a la Heath in TDK).