X3: What Were They Really Saying!

[Son Of Logan]

Logan- We stand together... X-men.

Translation- So wait, I'm in love with Jean, I'm the only one that's going to be able to save her, and I'm giving a speech and leading the team... HOLY S*** I'M CYCLOPS!!!!

That even made me laugh.

 

[javon]

The man has spoken.

Jean: "He would know, wouldn't he?"

Translation: "Yes, he's number two on my deathlist."

LMAO!!!!!!

 

[Loki225]

Logan- We're outnumbered... I'm not going to lie.

Translation- Being outnumbered doesn't really matter.Seriously I'm kind of a big deal. I don't know if you noticed but I have claws. I mean I know I'm surrounded by a mutant who can make tornadoes, someone who can blow a hole through a mountain with an eye beam, a living metal guy with inhuman strength, a telepath who can contol anyone's thoughts, a juggernaut, a man who can rip my skeleton out in an instant, and guys who can control fire and ice and all but I'm really the one that's dangerous here... because... uh... I have... claws.

Sorry for the Logan hate... had to be done.

 

[javon]

^LMAO! That is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo true.

 

[weatherwitch]

Logan- We're outnumbered... I'm not going to lie.

Translation- Being outnumbered doesn't really matter.Seriously I'm kind of a big deal. I don't know if you noticed but I have claws. I mean I know I'm surrounded by a mutant who can make tornadoes, someone who can blow a hole through a mountain with an eye beam, a living metal guy with inhuman strength, a telepath who can contol anyone's thoughts, a juggernaut, a man who can rip my skeleton out in an instant, and guys who can control fire and ice and all but I'm really the one that's dangerous here... because... uh... I have... claws.

Seriously, I'm kind of a big deal...I started laughing there. And have not stopped. Brilliant.

 

[weatherwitch]

Logan- We stand together... X-men.

Translation- So wait, I'm in love with Jean, I'm the only one that's going to be able to save her, and I'm giving a speech and leading the team... HOLY S*** I'M CYCLOPS!!!!

Another gem! Perfect.

 

[micky-fox]

He's more like a Cyclops wannabe.

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

Scott: What do you care?
Translation: What the f*** do you care? I'm Cyclops, b****!

 

[micky-fox]

"I can shoot beams from my eyes! Throw me a party!".

 

[bruja_escarlata]

Scott: What do you care?
Translation: What the f*** do you care? I'm Cyclops, b****!

Lol!

*Evil grin*

 

[javon]

Must be a cyke fan eh?

 

[bruja_escarlata]

I wasn´t before the films....but after X3 I am...funny but true....I felt bad when he *died*


Nice Avatar, by the way

 

[javon]

Thanks..

 

[bruja_escarlata]

You are welcome

 

[ThE_PhOeNiX]

Logan: Im not your father im your friend.

Translation Im not your father but its ok if you call me daddy.

Magneto: They have their weapons and we have ours.

Translation: They have their *****es and we have ours.

Storm: What the hell was that.

Translation: you just took my spotlight.

*scott looking at the light in front of him*

Translation: Jesus? lol

Logan: Im the only one who can stop her.

Translation: Get lost ***** this is my big ending go get a biscuit or something.

 

[bruja_escarlata]

Logan: Im the only one who can stop her.

Translation: Get lost ***** this is my big ending go get a biscuit or something.

SO true.....I want a biscuit
Translation: I want of piece of that Logan....but hey, so true

 

[javon]

Logan: Im not your father im your friend.

Translation Im not your father but its ok if you call me daddy.

Magneto: They have their weapons and we have ours.

Translation: They have their *****es and we have ours.

Storm: What the hell was that.

Translation: you just took my spotlight.

*scott looking at the light in front of him*

Translation: Jesus? lol

Logan: Im the only one who can stop her.

Translation: Get lost ***** this is my big ending go get a biscuit or something.

All of this was hilarious! Especially the Scott one.

 

[ThE_PhOeNiX]

Storm: Its getting closer.

Translation: Run ***** run.

Storm: But cyclops...

Translation: What took you so long, i knew you haditin you, let go changethe will. *Now all i have to do is kill that son of a ***** when hes deep asleep and everything will be mine.

Prof X: Scotts a changed man he took jeans death very hard and you of all people knows how fast weather ca change.

Translation: I can hear you *****.

 

[javon]

Storm: Its getting closer.

Translation: Run ***** run.

Storm: But cyclops...

LMAO! I can just imagin if she had said that 4 real.

 

[ntcrawler]

Jean / Phoenix: "Save me..."

Translation: "Save me, don't kill me. Get the difference?"

 

[micky-fox]

*scott looking at the light in front of him*

Translation: Jesus? lol

Hehe, you gave me an idea.

[Scott looking at the figure standing in the light.]

Translation: "Gandalf?"

 

[Goddessreicho]

Jean / Phoenix: "Save me..."

Translation: "Save me, don't kill me. Get the difference?"

Funniest one yet!

 

[PhoenixRising]

Storm: Because you love her?

Translation: Why dont you love me? Why does nobody love me? All of those fanboys on SHH are always hating on me! You think I dont read your posts? You make me cry myself to sleep! I hate you! I hate you all!
*Slams door*

 

[micky-fox]

[Jean smiles at Logan as she dies.]

Translation: "I'm going to haunt you..."

 

[Goddessreicho]

[Jean smiles at Logan as she dies.]

Translation: "I'm going to haunt you..."

Reicho adds, "I can finally sell more merchandise and be a more valuable asset to Marvel than that stikin' Storm...to bad I had to die to do it. *Cough Cough* I want my hot topic lunchbox...right *cough* next to the....*cough cough* A Team's.*