85th Annual Academy Awards (2013) - Part 1

[MessiahDecoy123]

She has a high metabolism and can't put on weight.

Yeah, right.

 

[DorneyDave]

So how many people does McFarlane offend tonight?

 

[Ajendo]

Just seen Charliz Theron, she looks cot damn amazing! The short hair and white outfit...damn!

 

[Pink Ranger]

That's so cute and appropriate. Captain America brought his mom as his date.

 

[Schlosser85]

Steve Rogers is a good American boy.

 

[jmc]

So how many people does McFarlane offend tonight?

I'm hoping a lot. I wanna hear some genuine zingers for once.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Steve Rogers is a good American boy.

Not to be outdone, Robert Downey Jr. brought a couple of hot Vietnamese twins who will try to kill him with scorpions later in the evening.

 

[Schlosser85]

Downey is like Keith Richards. He cannot be killed.

 

[Kahran Ramsus]

Just start the thing. I hate this red carpet crap.

 

[terry78]

I really doubt MacFarlane will pull punches tonight. He's still set for life even if people groan at the **** he says so no skin off his back. I doubt he cares if even gets invited again. And he's not gonna just take jabs at the ones that deserve it, everybody is fair game.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Good god, shoulder pads are back.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Don't get me wrong, I love Adele, but seeing her and Cheno together like that makes me think of a fruit fly rendition of Of Mice and Men.

 

[kvz5]

There's a certain body part of Anne Hathaway that will steal the show from her when she accepts her award.

 

[Dr Lee]

When Is the show itself starting? I know the Oscar show here in the UK starts on channels I don't subscribe to in about 15 minutes or so... But I don't know if there's 10 minutes of build up or 40...

 

[kvz5]

It starts 8:30EST which is about 20 mins from now.

 

[Pink Ranger]

8:30 ET I think.

 

[Kahran Ramsus]

Half past, I hope. God help us if it is another 50 minutes.

 

[Pink Ranger]

There's a certain body part of Anne Hathaway that will steal the show from her when she accepts her award.

Yeah, I really like her hairstyle tonight too.

 

[MessiahDecoy123]

I hope Seth does his tacky Peter Grffin impersonation and a crowd of A-list celebrities boo for like 5 minutes straight.

I like Seth but that would be funny.

 

[Hunter Rider]

Come on Life of Pi!!!!!!

 

[MessiahDecoy123]

Did Billy Crystal host last year.

It was so forgettable I can't remember.

 

[BeserkerHilf]

http://www.livestream.com/academyawards

they're saying it won't be streamed on that channel.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Come on Life of Pi!!!!!!

I'd like to think there's an outside chance of that winning tonight (like 5%). If that were to happen, that would be bigger than the Vancouver Canucks winning the Stanley Cup for me.

 

[MessiahDecoy123]

Jamie Foxx's daughter?

Looks way hotter than she should be.

Kinda like Chris Elliots daughter.

 

[Ajendo]

Jamie Foxx's daughter?

Looks way hotter than she should be.

Kinda like Chris Elliots daughter.

Yes!! I came back in here to bring this up but Corrine Foxx/Bishop (what ever the hell she's called) looks bangin' fine as hell.