Okay folks, time for a recap!
It was a big week in No Superman News as No One was officially announced as Lex Luthor! That's right, after years of speculation by fans, Warner Brothers and DC decided it was best to give fans what they wanted... even more time to speculate and fight and dissect the acting ability and appearance of every single actor in existence because as we all know, NO ONE IS SUITED TO ANY ROLE IN ANY MOVIE WHATSOEVER! Which is what makes this Lex casting so spot on.
THIS JUST IN: Warner Brothers has released this OFFICIAL IMAGE of No One as Lex Luthor!
Also this week in non-casting, nobody was announced for the roles of Jimmy Olsen, Perry White, Jor-El, Lara and Brainiac! Speaking of Brainiac, we're still not sure if he's in the movie or not, but that's what's so great about months of nothing... you get dream up a better movie than the one you'll probably get!
On the Faora/Ursa/Other Random Evil Kryptonian Babe front, WB/DC STILL has yet to confirm who Antje Traue is playing, or if she's even in the movie in the first place. When asked about it, an inside source and WB said, "No one has heard of her, so we didn't think people would really care if we made an announcement. I'm not sure if she's in the movie either. What day is it?"
Finally this week, someone made a parody of Smallville! And that's important because WB really thinks you care about Smallville, much more than the $250 million Man of Steel movie. Hence the reason they did a sh**load of promotion for the final episode, in which Clark puts on a blue t-shirt and you see his head fly!
Tune in next week, when we'll report on what Krypton probably won't look like, we'll show you a couple of fan made movie posters and we'll have an exclusive interview with Henry Cavill on the set of The Count of Monte Cristo.