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Lex: wanna know how I got bald?
Lex: My father, was a hair stylist, and a FIEND. And one night, he goes off craaaaazier than usual. Mommy gets the hair clippers to defend herself. He doesn't like that. NOT. ONE. BIT. So, me watching, he takes the clippers to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and says, "Why so HAIRIOUS?" Comes at me with the clippers. "WHY SO HAIRIOUS?" He sticks the clippers in my hair... "Let's put a BALD on that SCALP!" And...
Lex: Why so hairious?

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