Confession is good for the Hype. - - - Part 12

[Duke]

Hey Samuel L. Jackson. How come you cuss a lot in the majority of your movies & weren't allowed to do so in the Star Wars Prequels?

 

[craigdbfan]

Jedi's don't curse.

 

[Duke]

Jedi's don't curse.

Tell that to Sammy boy.

 

[Black Narcissus]

Hey Samuel L. Jackson. How come you cuss a lot in the majority of your movies & weren't allowed to do so in the Star Wars Prequels?

Ask the fat man (Lucas).

 

[SpideyVille]

I confess that I auditioned for my school's performance of In the Heights and I just got an e-mail saying I'm invited to the callback tonight. Part of me is happy because I really want to be in this show, but there's another part of me that is just lazy and doesn't know if jumping into a big show like this is what I want since I'm quitting my job for the purpose of having more free time to focus on my art again.

 

[Warhammer]

Do it. You want to be in the show and more than likely, you will be. Don't let an insecurity that may be magnified by doubt and/or fear become an excuse. Get all up in that butt.

 

[Warhammer]

I confess that I am a little irritated that Batman and Wonder Woman are going to be in the next Superman film. We just got the reboot and now he's not even going to be the center of the spotlight? You're killing me, DC.

 

[jonathancrane]

Tonight has been a really good night for me. Or, rather, lucky.

-one of my professors liked an article I wrote and asked me if I was contemplating submitting it for publication.
-I had a great half hour chat with a woman I really like.
-the interview I did-which in the writing of stressed me so much I went a night without sleep and spent the better part of a day vomiting-turned out well.
-and to cap it off, William Shatner replied to my reply to one of his Tweets on the Star Wars Holiday Special.

Rarely does it get better than this. However, a cloud of dread has fallen over me, as I know the universe is going to even things out tomorrow and over the following week. You see, my luck comes in streaks: I go weeks of nothing but stress and despair and have one day of awesomeness. So, I am really dreading tomorrow, as something horrendous is going to happen, to even things out.
:-(

 

[SpideyVille]

So... I got cast as the lead in the musical that I auditioned for, which is good, and I also gave in my two weeks notice at work, which is also good. But in the interview process with my boss, I let it slip that part of the reason I was leaving was because of my sister-in-law and now she's in trouble for recommending me for that position since we have a company policy against working with family. She could lose her job because of this and I may be to blame. Also, I'm pretty sure my boss hates me now.

 

[Warhammer]

Dude...real talk, that sucks. Holy crap.

 

[Erzengel]

Do you have a job lined up?

 

[KevanG]

So... I got cast as the lead in the musical that I auditioned for, which is good, and I also gave in my two weeks notice at work, which is also good. But in the interview process with my boss, I let it slip that part of the reason I was leaving was because of my sister-in-law and now she's in trouble for recommending me for that position since we have a company policy against working with family. She could lose her job because of this and I may be to blame. Also, I'm pretty sure my boss hates me now.

Well ****. One step forwards, two steps back.

 

[Anubis]

Yeah, she's gonna kick your ass.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I don't pay any attention to what Kanye West says, true *****ey or fake

 

[DarkKnight]

I don't pay any attention to what Kanye West says, true *****ey or fake

Who's Kanye West?

Agreed, I just pretend that he does not even exist.

 

[Black Narcissus]

Meryl Streep gave me some acid and it burns when I pee.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

^

 

[Black Narcissus]

Dijimon Honsou

Dijimon Honsou is from Africa. He has spoken at length regarding his African essence.

Dijimon has no use for pasty-white Westerners who cling to their agricultural mechanization and meat-packing industries, all under the auspices of the US Food & Drug Administration. By contrast, Dijimon contends the Robust African eschews such conveniences.

He laughs hysterically as he recounts the time he saw German safari vacationers watching a herd of wildebeest slaking their thirst at the banks of the Limpopo. Their looks of wonder turned to horror as he and his brothers fell upon the entire herd and butchered it under the hot African sun, verily dining on the sanguine pile of torn flesh and sinew right there and then. At one point, Dijimon pulled out two slices of Wonderbread, and sandwiched a bloody baboon thigh between them, with the groin still hanging out. Then, staring right into the eyes of the peaked Whites, he sank his teeth into this gruesome meal. One of the German women fainted, and Dijimon launched into an invidious laugh.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Djimon Hounsou is a gangsta

 

[Fallen Angel]

Dijimon Honsou is DA MAN!

 

[Bruce Banner]

Joe Pesci

However, he is listed only as 5'2". Actually, he's like Toulouse Lautrec, with a normal torso and upper body, but short, stubby dwarf legs. I know this because I saw him at central Virginia's exclusive King's Dominion amusement park, and his guardian was buying him big suckers. He was too short for most of the rides, so he would waddle around with his big all day sucker, casting off forlorn glances at all the regular children having the time of their lives.

Damn Sam Jackson,
I live twenty minutes from King's Dominion and missed out on the great Joe Pesci.

 

[SpideyVille]

Dude...real talk, that sucks. Holy crap.

I feel really bad about it because despite all of our differences in recent months, I never set out to do that on purpose. But I will confess that there's a part of me that may have let it slip out because of how much she's gotten on my nerves in recent weeks and how she's been starting rumors within the family about me sleeping with her brother's girlfriend. So in some way, I feel like saying "This is what happens when you **** with me."

Do you have a job lined up?

Against your better advice, no I do not. The plan was to take a month off to focus on my art fulltime, this time with the knowledge of where I failed before. But now with this show that I'm going to be in, that's going to keep me busy for the next three months, and while I know a job is what I should be going after, being in this show was a big dream of mine for many years, so to finally have the opportunity to do it, I just can't pass it up.

Well ****. One step forwards, two steps back.

I'm hoping there's no severe punishment for her and that I can finish off my last two weeks as expected. Things haven't been going quite as planned, but I'm really relying on those last two paychecks to help me out in the meantime.

Yeah, she's gonna kick your ass.

She hasn't said anything yet so I'm really worried. I fear she may just resort to strangling me in my sleep.

 

[Anubis]

Do you get paid for this f**kin' show?

 

[KevanG]

I'm sure if it was a ****ing show he'd be happier to do it.

 

[Anubis]