Confession is good for the Hype. - - - - Part 13

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:yay: if I were a mod I would be like Godzilla....and it...would....be glorious. :ninja:


:palps: for me, not for all of you.


In other news, I really think a co-worker is hot. But...there are many reasons why I ain't asking her out.

And it's been nearly 8 months since I've asked a woman out on a date. My life ain't where I want it to be, and I rather be alone than face rejection again.

The thrill wears off quickly.
 
I just read three posts from three different threads (one was my own) that all have the word "*****" in them. What kind of sick place is this?
 
I confess I just saw a picture and added text to it. If only we were allowed picture banners. :argh:

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The thrill wears off quickly.

I bet being a mod isn't even fun. All y'all do is well...moderate. It's a lot of labor. And it's free labor at that. Retire, man. Retire.
 
I bet being a mod isn't even fun. All y'all do is well...moderate. It's a lot of labor. And it's free labor at that. Retire, man. Retire.

I have gotten far fewer jewels, gold, cars and women than I expected.
 
So, you're saying you've gotten some though, right?
 
If you consider ring pops, pyrite, MicroMachines and old French ****es to be all of the above then yes.
 
I confess, I don't want to play the new Batman game
Tempting as it looks
 
My dad's girlfriend was saying last night that Europe will be Islamic in 50 years and if Muslims want to come to America they should be neutered first. Then she said that I need to have as many kids as possible. When I said "No" she said I wasn't going to "do my part."


Raving lunatic...
 
My dad's girlfriend was saying last night that Europe will be Islamic in 50 years and if Muslims want to come to America they should be neutered first. Then she said that I need to have as many kids as possible. When I said "No" she said I wasn't going to "do my part."


Raving lunatic...
I don't know how I feel about it, sad or shocked, or indifferent
Some people still think we're terrifying?
 
I don't know how I feel about it, sad or shocked, or indifferent
Some people still think we're terrifying?

She and her friends are ultra Christians. Some other friends of my fathers don't even like that my family is Catholic, because Catholics aren't Christian enough, it seems. Hell, I'm an atheist, cant wait to hear what they think of that.

Interestingly, my father isn't especially religious.
 
So he just gets off banging a Jesus freak?


I could see that. :o
 
So he just gets off banging a Jesus freak?


I could see that. :o

She isnt as strong willed as my mother was. She's more traditional.


That, and he probably likes banging an ultra Christian. :o
 
My dad's girlfriend was saying last night that Europe will be Islamic in 50 years and if Muslims want to come to America they should be neutered first. Then she said that I need to have as many kids as possible. When I said "No" she said I wasn't going to "do my part."


Raving lunatic...

This is where I agree with Bill Burr. He said that we should all have rags of chloroform to take out crazy people and send them them off to Crazy island. Your dad's girlfriend should be on her way to said island.
 
This is where I agree with Bill Burr. He said that we should all have rags of chloroform to take out crazy people and send them them off to Crazy island. Your dad's girlfriend should be on her way to said island.

You should hear all the other crap she has said. I'm sorry that the old man is so desperate for it.

I wrote a letter to the local newspaper this week, explaining why Christians are not oppressed. I cant wait to hear the reactions. :rolleyes: :facepalm:
 
I confess that I lost a "friend" today and I don't care. Sure things are kinda awkward in the same class and all, but I'm so sick of this kid now so I think it's gonna be good for me.
 
If you consider ring pops, pyrite, MicroMachines and old French ****es to be all of the above then yes.

SIGN ME UP!

My dad's girlfriend was saying last night that Europe will be Islamic in 50 years and if Muslims want to come to America they should be neutered first. Then she said that I need to have as many kids as possible. When I said "No" she said I wasn't going to "do my part."


Raving lunatic...

But aren't the crazy ones the best kind? :whatever: I love seeing those rants online and just trying to get them to make any kind of sense, like with PW. Also, why you no want kids? You gotta be 'Murican!
 
SIGN ME UP!!!

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You're a sick man, Kevan.


But aren't the crazy ones the best kind? :whatever: I love seeing those rants online and just trying to get them to make any kind of sense, like with PW. Also, why you no want kids? You gotta be 'Murican!

Too many people on this planet anyway and I dont think kids are all that interesting. There are already too many half hearted parents. No need to become one.
 
I confess I rewatched The Simpsons and even the newer episodes are funnier that Family Guy.

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I haven't found FG that funny in a long time.
 
It's that The Simpsons just have amazing visual gags that I don't think even FG in its prime could pull off.
 
I think the newer Simpsons episodes are better than the newer Family Guide episodes.
 
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