Don't Hate The Hater, Hate The Hate! - - Part 14

[Anubis]

Inverted Diarrhea

 

[ComicChick]

i was so confused until i went and read the latter half of the previous page

 

[Lily Adler]

I hate cleaning bathrooms, especially during flu season. Try cleaning up after someone misses the toilet, and I'm talking about both vomit and poo.

 

[Piper Maru]

I remember my first job ever as a custodian at a grocery store, I really dreaded cleaning up the bathrooms. It's like people don't even try to use the toilet or sink properly. Actually, one time, someone took a dump in the toilet tank with the clean water. I really hated that.

 

[Xeno]

^ how does poop get on the ceiling just boggles the mind, are people grabbing it and throwing it up in the air?

Ugh!

That reminds me of my first trip to the zoo. It was a school trip and I was in kindergarten. My older brothers had been several times before so they knew all of the exhibits. As soon as we arrived, they dragged me off the bus and started running through the zoo with me in tow. "We gotta go to the Monkey House! It's so neat!" Being a naive little thing, I thought I was in for a fun time.

When we got there I saw that all of the cages had plexiglass shields in front of them. I soon found out why. My idiot brothers and most of the other kids started yelling taunts at the monkeys, making as much racket as they could (which was a lot). In response, the animals started screaming right back and flinging poo at us, which splattered on the plexiglass. All the other kids thought this was great fun. I almost barfed.

I hate zoos to this day. I used to hate big brothers, until they grew out of the poo-flinging stage.

 

[Lily Adler]

I hate it when a board is predominately taken over by fan casting.

 

[Mace Dolex]

I hate when people don't have their bank deposit slips ready when they walk to my teller, get your s%$# together people I don't have all day filling out the slips for you, I need the bank lines moving ASAP.

 

[wiegeabo]

I hate when people don't have their bank deposit slips ready when they walk to my teller, get your s%$# together people I don't have all day filling out the slips for you, I need the bank lines moving ASAP.

Or don't have their checks prewritten at line in the store.

 

[Lily Adler]

I'm actually guilty of doing that.

I hate how obnoxious Android fanboys can be, especially when it comes to people who prefer other OSes. They're almost as bad as iPhone fanboys.

 

[PyroChamber]

I hate getting food poisoning.

 

[wiegeabo]

Happens to me at least once a year.

This year it better not happen in March or June.

 

[Figs]

Actually, one time, someone took a dump in the toilet tank with the clean water. I really hated that.

An upper deck!

 

[Schlosser85]

I hate that society rewards people like the family of mutants on Honey Boo Boo for aspiring to come as close to literally physically embodying raw sewage as they possibly can.

 

[ComicChick]

i hate impatient some people are now

 

[wiegeabo]

i hate impatient some people are now

Put the how in there! Put it in there now! NOW!

 

[Doctor Evo]

Ugh!

That reminds me of my first trip to the zoo. It was a school trip and I was in kindergarten. My older brothers had been several times before so they knew all of the exhibits. As soon as we arrived, they dragged me off the bus and started running through the zoo with me in tow. "We gotta go to the Monkey House! It's so neat!" Being a naive little thing, I thought I was in for a fun time.

When we got there I saw that all of the cages had plexiglass shields in front of them. I soon found out why. My idiot brothers and most of the other kids started yelling taunts at the monkeys, making as much racket as they could (which was a lot). In response, the animals started screaming right back and flinging poo at us, which splattered on the plexiglass. All the other kids thought this was great fun. I almost barfed.

I hate zoos to this day. I used to hate big brothers, until they grew out of the poo-flinging stage.

Several years ago I went to the San Francisco Zoo with my parents and sister. The gorilla enclosure there is open, except at ground-level, where there is plexiglass. We were about 25 feet above the enclosure, and the only thing separating us from the gorillas (other than the height) was a navel-high fence.

We were watching some of the gorillas when suddenly we heard a loud *ping* and the sound of several soft impacts.

One of the gorillas apparently crapped into its hand and threw the turd at us at about 100 mph. It hit the fence and fragmented into the world's most disgusting shrapnel.

My sister got hit in the face.

 

[Hellion]

I hate side effects from medications. I'm taking some medications for nausea, stomach aches, and those type of issues and I get bad headaches taking them.

 

[Doctor Evo]

Sounds like a job for medical marijuana.

 

[Hellion]

Also, women are so much more disgusting than men. I never expected that.

Oh god yes......I hated cleaning the ladies room at my old job.

...my few years at my old job and what I left with is...women just nasty

 

[Mace Dolex]

Oh god yes......I hated cleaning the ladies room at my old job.

...my few years at my old job and what I left with is...women just nasty

All this time I thought women didn't poop. t:

 

[wiegeabo]

I hate side effects from medications. I'm taking some medications for nausea, stomach aches, and those type of issues and I get bad headaches taking them.

Can your doctor's tweak them or change them?

I went to a new doctor, and he found that two of my meds were canceling each other out to a degree.

 

[Mace Dolex]

I hate people that complain about product placement in movies.

Who cares? if you don't like the product nobody is forcing you to drink Pepsi, wear Levi's jeans or drive a Honda Civic, then I suppose people hate all commercials too.

 

[Hellion]

Can your doctor's tweak them or change them?

I went to a new doctor, and he found that two of my meds were canceling each other out to a degree.

I have a follow up appointment Tuesday (been having issues from May-December)---I'm gonna borrow your post, if thats okay, and go over this with them.

 

[wiegeabo]

Go for it.

I wasn't having side effects like that. But it turns out one med was a beta blocker, the other was a beta antagonist. So they were just working to defeat the other.

 

[wiegeabo]

I hate people that complain about product placement in movies.

Who cares? if you don't like the product nobody is forcing you to drink Pepsi, wear Levi's jeans or drive a Honda Civic, then I suppose people hate all commercials too.

Because people never drink Coke or Pepsi in real life while having a conversation.

...oh, wait.

I never even notice that stuff either, or don't care. EXCEPT when the integrate it into the script. Because it's almost never done well and just pulls me right out because it's gone from show/movie to blatant commercial.