Don't Hate The Hater, Hate The Hate! - - - Part 15

[Darthphere]

Heh. Careful now. You don't want to ruffle feathers with the 'pro-living-in-parents'-basement' crowd a couple threads down.

Anyway I agree. No one here has standards so high they would turn down Hathaway or Lawrence. Hell, I'm sure some wouldn't turn down Melissa McCarthy. Most are armchair warriors that just like to critique the slightest imperfections or hair changes or weight loss of vastly more beautiful and successful people, while they look like Jabba AFTER he's been choked with a chain.

I'd **** most things with a heartbeat....and some without.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I'd **** most things with a heartbeat....and some without.

Well at least you're refreshingly honest about it! I just hate the ones who complain about not being able to find a good woman, in between bitter misogynistic comments (and bags of cheetos).

 

[DarkSovereignty]

I hate the class I'm sitting in now. F***ing art history. It doesn't even count towards anything. It's just a prerequisite for a class that does.

 

[Anita18]

Well at least you're refreshingly honest about it! I just hate the ones who complain about not being able to find a good woman, in between bitter misogynistic comments (and bags of cheetos).

I was equally amused and horrified by the now defunct "Nice Guys Of OKCupid" Tumblr blog. Mostly horrified by how many said they'd be a great husband and take care of their woman and treat her right, then answer "yes" at the question "Do you feel there are any circumstances in which a person is obligated to have sex with you."

I mean, are there guys really THAT dunderheaded?!?!

At least my sister pointed out nobody had to get raped first, before finding out which guys were rapey.

I hate those guys.

 

[Erzengel]

I'd **** most things with a heartbeat....and some without.

See I'm weird. If the survival of humanity depended on me sleeping with Leanne Rhimes or Kesha, the world would be doomed.

But if I had to sleep with one of them to get to say Anne Hathaway or Jennifer Lawrence.....

 

[Piper Maru]

I hate two faced people.

 

[James]

I hate two faced people.

Does that go for costumed superheroes as well?

 

[Piper Maru]

Does that go for costumed superheroes as well?

Well if a costumed superhero saves me from a river of lava, then I'll make an exception.

 

[Figs]

Anyway I agree. No one here has standards so high they would turn down Hathaway or Lawrence. Hell, I'm sure some wouldn't turn down Melissa McCarthy. Most are armchair warriors that just like to critique the slightest imperfections or hair changes or weight loss of vastly more beautiful and successful people, while they look like Jabba AFTER he's been choked with a chain.

 

[James]

I hate that once you reach a certain age you and your friends are often times so busy you have to plan to hang out quite literally months in advance. Alright, that's rare and it's usually 2-3 weeks, but still. I miss the days when you could call someone up and say "Wanna see a movie on Friday?" and they'd be like "How about Saturday, I'm busy Friday." instead of "Let me check my calendar."

 

[A Necessary Evil]

Yeah, that's unfortunately a part of growing up. I've been hanging out solo alot lately.

 

[Darthphere]

See I'm weird. If the survival of humanity depended on me sleeping with Leanne Rhimes or Kesha, the world would be doomed.

But if I had to sleep with one of them to get to say Anne Hathaway or Jennifer Lawrence.....

Whats wrong with Leanne Rhimes?

 

[A Necessary Evil]

Heh. Careful now. You don't want to ruffle feathers with the 'pro-living-in-parents'-basement' crowd a couple threads down.

Anyway I agree. No one here has standards so high they would turn down Hathaway or Lawrence. Hell, I'm sure some wouldn't turn down Melissa McCarthy. Most are armchair warriors that just like to critique the slightest imperfections or hair changes or weight loss of vastly more beautiful and successful people, while they look like Jabba AFTER he's been choked with a chain.

I'll take it a step further. If any attractive girl spoke to me, I'd go with them. So freaking lonely. LOL

 

[wiegeabo]

Whats wrong with Leanne Rhimes?

Her face.

Actually, for me, specifically her eyes.

 

[Darthphere]

Her face.

Actually, for me, specifically her eyes.

She still has a vagina though right?

 

[Anita18]

She still has a vagina though right?

Yeah that bit about guys not being picky....

Leann's gotten crazy skinny, and well, crazy in general.

 

[Darthphere]

I hate that once you reach a certain age you and your friends are often times so busy you have to plan to hang out quite literally months in advance. Alright, that's rare and it's usually 2-3 weeks, but still. I miss the days when you could call someone up and say "Wanna see a movie on Friday?" and they'd be like "How about Saturday, I'm busy Friday." instead of "Let me check my calendar."

This is my life to the point where the day of the "hangout" comes I'm either not feeling up for it or they will cancel for some reason. I literally haven't seen some of my friends for months in person.

 

[Erzengel]

Whats wrong with Leanne Rhimes?

Nothing if you like an anorexic body, with breast implants and a busted face.

 

[Darthphere]

Nothing if you like an anorexic body, with breast implants and a busted face.

Meh.

 

[PyroChamber]

Nothing if you like an anorexic body, with breast implants and a busted face.

Better her than Kesha.

This is my life to the point where the day of the "hangout" comes I'm either not feeling up for it or they will cancel for some reason. I literally haven't seen some of my friends for months in person.

Years for me, 6 to be exact. What I hate is when you at least want to see how they're doing and they suddenly act as if you're a stranger or something.

 

[Mad Love]

I hate Kesha

 

[Anita18]

I hate Kesha

At least Kesha writes her own songs. She gets some respect from me for that.

 

[Anubis]

I'd bang Kesha.

Probably get the Clap.....again.

 

[Darthphere]

Better her than Kesha.

Years for me, 6 to be exact. What I hate is when you at least want to see how they're doing and they suddenly act as if you're a stranger or something.

I'll be honest, I've canceled on my friends sometimes. Mostly because I'm too tired that day or whatever I just don't feel like going out. How am I supposed to know how I feel 3 months in advance. But my friends have canceled on me as well and if I were to keep a count, they've done it to me more I feel. Still, I'm labeled as the one that always cancels and the flake.

 

[Mad Love]

I hate that I'm waiting for a tweet.