Equint and DL bring you..........Pick-up lines for psychos!!!

[The Lizard]

"You have the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen....and I have a very large collection of them in my fridge."

 

[POWdER-man]

Survival of the fittest:

Eat or be eaten....

 

[DOG LIPS]

Your skin would look so good on my floor. Clothes! I mean clothes.

 

[DOG LIPS]

I picture MB using this one a lot:

"If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning"."

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Stranger: Would you like me to take you to lunch?

Woman: For the last time: NO. GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD. NO!!!

Stranger: You know, I hear 'no' as 'not yet,' so when you're ready, just come outside and nod your head. I'll be in the white construction van w/ reflector plates.

 

[Honey Vibe]

do people actually say pick up lines? I've never had one pitched to me
the bible buddy one was the scariest

 

[Bad Superman]

"I won't unlock these handcuffs until you agree to go out with me."

 

[Batman]

I picture MB using this one a lot:

"If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning"."

I think I may actually write that down, too.

 

[Bad Superman]

"Hi, I'm a virgin, so you don't have to worry about catching anything."

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Yeah, that's right, keep walking away. Tonight, I'll go home and think of you even more as I cut myself and listen to the 'Sounds of Summer' by Yanni. . . . . YOU HEAR ME! DON'T MAKE ME KILL MYSELF!! DO YOU WANT THAT ON YOUR SOUL? YOU'LL BE SORRY WHEN I'M ON THE 6 O'CLOCK SPECIAL!!

 

[DBella]

Are your legs tired? Cause you've been runnin through my mind ALL day. From me. And my chainsaw.

Hahaha! I got a line similar to that and I told the guy, "And I am going to keep running. AWAY from you."

As for the chainsaw... I believe I heard, "Buzz off!".

 

[DBella]

do people actually say pick up lines? I've never had one pitched to me
the bible buddy one was the scariest

Hahaha!! It's hilarious, isn't it? I could read this thread all day if not for work.

 

[Equint77]

Hey Master Bruce.. tell Bella you wanna play in her "cave"

 

[DBella]

Hey Master Bruce.. tell Bella you wanna play in her "cave"

That's more your kinda line than MB's, E.

 

[Bad Superman]

"You look so good I could drink your bath water."

 

[Equint77]

That's more your kinda line than MB's, E.

no mine is more like.....for you my webbing is extra sticky.

 

[Bad Superman]

"If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?"

 

[DOG LIPS]

You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

 

[Alpha and Omega]

"If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?"

I quoted that on the first page, but I didn't take credit for it. It's a joke I heard on a stand-up dvd.

 

[Bad Superman]

"Hi, my name is Skippy, like the peanut butter I stick to the roof of your mouth."

 

[Bad Superman]

I quoted that on the first page, but I didn't take credit for it. It's a joke I heard on a stand-up dvd.

Sorry dude.

 

[DOG LIPS]

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

You don't mind re-heated gas station burritos do you? Btw, don't wear your lipstick; you're gonna lick a lot of stamps Ms. Post Sec.

 

[DOG LIPS]

I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.

 

[DOG LIPS]

I wet my pants... can I get in yours?