Equint and DL bring you..........Pick-up lines for psychos!!!

[DBella]

Sava,
Do you come up with those lines all by yourself? YOu didn't strike me as the type of guy who'd use lame pick up lines. Wow, I am surprised!

 

[DV8]

My heart pumps blood for you, won't you pump some for me?


Are your parents terrorists? Because you're the bomb!

hahaha! that terrorist one was funny as hell . . . is that yours? Cause I'm using that shyt this weekend!!

 

[DV8]

If you were words, you would be the fine print

 

[Batman]

Sava,
Do you come up with those lines all by yourself? YOu didn't strike me as the type of guy who'd use lame pick up lines. Wow, I am surprised!

...

Are you really that surprised?

 

[DBella]

...

Are you really that surprised?

Honestly? Yes.
And you don't strike me as a Pick Up Line guy, either.
Boy, is my radar off, huh?

 

[Holly Goodhead]

"Does this smell like chloroform?"

 

[CConn]

MB doesn't strike me as a guy picking up anyone period.

 

[Erzengel]

Honestly? Yes.
And you don't strike me as a Pick Up Line guy, either.
Boy, is my radar off, huh?

So the rest of us do?

 

[Equint77]

MB doesn't strike me as a guy picking up anyone period.

oh no she didn't.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

Somebodies probably lready said these ones

"Is your father a thief? Because I swear he stole the stars from the skies and stuck them in your eyes""
"Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants"
and thats all I know

 

[CConn]

oh no she didn't.

he*

 

[Batman]

he*

No, He was pretty accurate the first time.

 

[DBella]

So the rest of us do?

I could see you, E77 and DL using pick up lines actually.

 

[Master Chief]

anyone post this one?:

"Do you have the time?"

"Yeah, it's 10:00."

"Really, because my watch says you're not wearing any panties."

"Your watch is wrong, lol "

"O RLY?!?! Damn, it's an hour early "

 

[Equint77]

I could see you, E77 and DL using pick up lines actually.

Bell are those space pants you’re wearing? Because your ass is out of this world.

 

[DOG LIPS]

I could see you, E77 and DL using pick up lines actually.

Sometimes they work and I get booty, and sometimes I get alcohol in the eyeballs.













Ok, I never get booty.

 

[DBella]

Bell are those space pants you’re wearing? Because your ass is out of this world.

Are you telling me my ass looks fat?!
*Pours drink on E's pants and walks away*

 

[DBella]

Sometimes they work and I get booty, and sometimes I get alcohol in the eyeballs.


Ok, I never get booty.

Yaarrrrgggghhh!!!

 

[Master Chief]

DBella is a mean fatty. Who will drive a minivan with soccer balls in the back

 

[The Last Meatbag]

anyone post this one?:

"Do you have the time?"

"Yeah, it's 10:00."

"Really, because my watch says you're not wearing any panties."

"Your watch is wrong, lol "

"O RLY?!?! Damn, it's an hour early "

lol

 

[Equint77]

Are you telling me my ass looks fat?!
*Pours drink on E's pants*

works everytime.

ayyyy

 

[DOG LIPS]

Are you telling me my ass looks fat?!
*Pours drink on E's pants*

Fat is the new skinny, haven't you heard?

 

[DV8]

All I know is, the Hype was down, and E and DL came back with a VENGEANCE; we all know what website yous guys were on

 

[DOG LIPS]

works everytime.

ayyyy

Twist your pants above a glass... free drink.. ooohhhh yeeaaahhhh.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

These usually keep the boys in line.

"I'll make you love me.."
"If I take the gag out, you have to promise you won't scream."
"Shhhhh go to sleep. *chloroforms*"
"Do you have good life insurance?"
After the 2nd date. "I made our wedding album!"