Equint and DL bring you..........Pick-up lines for psychos!!!

[knowsbleed]

Baby, you must have a yeast infection... because my bread-stick is rising.

 

[Tempest19]

I have something I want to stick into you; it's sharp and shiny. U'll love it.

 

[DV8]

Lol. Whatever that means.

just have a seat here, and I'll show you

 

[knowsbleed]

Hey baby, I don't have STDs. *wink*

 

[DV8]

your parents must be terrorists, cuz GIRL!! You DA BOMB!!

 

[The Apatow Crew]

You Plus Me Equals no one wondering where you at for the next few days.

Vacation Time!

 

[knowsbleed]

Hey cutie, have you ever heard of a half nelson? Here, lemme demonstrate...

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

just have a seat here, and I'll show you

Hey baby, I don't have STDs. *wink*

your parents must be terrorists, cuz GIRL!! You DA BOMB!!

Lmfao.

Weird thing is..Yesterday, I saw this youtube video of a guy that gave like 1,500 girls AIDS or something..Probably fake..Who knows? The guy wrote pantyhose over his face.

 

[knowsbleed]

Hey babe, does this pantyhose on my face turn you on? No? That won't stop me... *wink*

 

[DV8]

You Plus Me Equals no one wondering where you at for the next few days.

Vacation Time!

Lol!! A JAL original

 

[DV8]

Lmfao.

Weird thing is..Yesterday, I saw this youtube video of a guy that gave like 1,500 girls AIDS or something..Probably fake..Who knows? The guy wrote pantyhose over his face.

doesn't he know those things go over his arms!?!?

 

[knowsbleed]

Girl, I'd like to suck your face, lay an egg in your chest and burst through it in a geyser of blood and guts... just to get to your heart.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Lol!! A JAL original

Yes that's one of the comic gems inside my mind.

 

[knowsbleed]

Your skin is so nice... it'll match the trim on the sofa just fine.

 

[knowsbleed]

I can tell by the way you're ignoring me that I should just wait for you in the backseat of your car. OH! did I say that out loud?

 

[Alex The Great]

let's get Bella in here and test these on her

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Some of these made me laugh..t:

 

[Felicia Hardy]

Me-ow. Talk about great ways to win over a person. ;D

 

[Sava]

god, i miss the old days, good times, great thread.

Sava,
Do you come up with those lines all by yourself? YOu didn't strike me as the type of guy who'd use lame pick up lines. Wow, I am surprised!

two years late but, nah, i probably stole the lines from a website somewhere t:

 

[Halcohol]

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you **** on my chest?

 

[Eggyman]

"If at first you don't succeed . . . wait til she goes to sleep."

 

[Starbird]

And If She doesn't go to sleep...knock her out..

 

[knowsbleed]

I love intelligent women... their brains are spicier.

 

[knowsbleed]

I like big boned girls... the more the marrow the merrier the soup.

 

[knowsbleed]

You're ugly... but your skin has the perfect freckle pattern that I need.