Equint and DL bring you..........Pick-up lines for psychos!!!

[Equint77]

Do you want my attention that bad?

Bell I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

 

[The Last Meatbag]

http://www.linesthataregood.com/pointy.html homework is finished

 

[DOG LIPS]

Bell I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

Nice.

 

[Equint77]

You love me, its obvious.

I'd love for you to die.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

"Knock knock."

"What the hell are you doing?"

"I don't know, I'm lame, I knock on doors that don't exist. As a child I got laughed at all the time and I was in leg braces, and then my dog got ranned over one day when I was coming home and I saw it and then my grandpa tried to save him but the oil tanker that ran Speedy over exploded and killed my grandfather, and also sent a tree through my house so I also come from a broken home and I'm sorry, I'm sorry I knocked. "

"..."

Even though I know it was facetious...

That's like, the saddest story I've ever read.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I'd love for you to die.

mhm

 

[Equint77]

"hey babe, want to see my giant size man-thing?"

that works on sooo many levels.

 

[Equint77]

mhm

just shut the **** up already.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

just shut the **** up already.

28 year old boy. Grow up

 

[Equint77]

28 year old boy. Grow up

I will when you grow a chest. Oh wait.. you can't.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I will when you grow a chest. Oh wait.. you can't.

Youre so cool infront of your internet friends. lol Youre the man!

 

[Equint77]

Youre so cool infront of your internet friends. lol Youre the man!

that type of **** seems to matter to you so you tell me.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

you guys should get married

 

[Mr Sparkle]

you sound like a married couple.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

He;s obsessed with me, its a little creepy.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

the sex must be intense

 

[Holly Goodhead]

the sex must be intense

That made my stomach churn..please stop.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

har har har

 

[DOG LIPS]

the sex must be intense

"Die already!!"

"Harder!!!"

"Your mom!!"

"I hate yoooouu!!!!"

 

[The Last Meatbag]

they beat each other up in the middle of it

 

[Equint77]

He;s obsessed with me, its a little creepy.

yeah I'm so obsessed that when I left you alone for a week you thought I was ignoring you.

Please kill yourself now.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

they beat each other up in the middle of it

Wanna see my friend? Too bad, *****ucker.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

"Die already!!"

"Harder!!!"

"Your mom!!"

"I hate yoooouu!!!!"

ahahahahahahahahaha!

 

[Holly Goodhead]

yeah I'm so obsessed that when I left you alone for a week you thought I was ignoring you.

Please kill yourself now.

Left me alone? Lol Im sooo dependant on you. Suck a big fat ignore, chump.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Wanna see my friend? Too bad, *****ucker.

Bwahahaha. Right where it hurts.