Equint and DL bring you..........Pick-up lines for psychos!!!

[Sava]

Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy.

 

[Man-Thing]

let's see that big green butt!

 

[Sava]

"I'm NOT Sava."


That one will get ALLLLL the ladies.

thats true, i use it all the time

 

[DOG LIPS]

Did you invite all of these people? I thought it was just going to be the two of us.

 

[Sava]

Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you

 

[DOG LIPS]

(Rub her forehead) Did you know that you've got "threesome" written on your forehead?

 

[Sava]

You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?

 

[DOG LIPS]

Was your father the Hamburglar? It looks like somebody stole two big hams and shoved them down the back of your dress!

 

[Equint77]

someone beat her?

I have that distinction now... I'm assuming my status will now become legendary.

 

[Bad Superman]

Let's go to my apartment and let me show you my exotic pet: a one eyed snake.

 

[DOG LIPS]

I have that distinction now... I'm assuming my status will now become legendary.

Change your ct to "I slayed the beast."

 

[Alpha and Omega]

(Rub her forehead) Did you know that you've got "threesome" written on your forehead?

Was your father the Hamburglar? It looks like somebody stole two big hams and shoved them down the back of your dress!

Brilliant: You two probably are the best at this.

 

[Equint77]

Change your ct to "I slayed the beast."

DL did you read my other post about that chic I take the train with?

She wasn't there this morning and it had to be the same day I wore clothes that were actually ironed.

 

[Sava]

I have that distinction now... I'm assuming my status will now become legendary.

..sure

 

[DOG LIPS]

DL did you read my other post about that chic I take the train with?

She wasn't there this morning and it had to be the same day I wore clothes that were actually ironed.

D'oh!!

 

[Sava]

I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down.

 

[Sava]

Brilliant: You two probably are the best at this.

lol..i didnt say either of those things

 

[Equint77]

I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Keep drinking until I'm hot then come flirt with me, *****.

 

[Equint77]

Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five.

 

[Sava]

Save a horse, ride a cowboy

 

[Equint77]

You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Let's pretend your ass is an important decision so I can just sleep on it.

 

[Alpha and Omega]

lol..i didnt say either of those things

Oh, I quoted the wrong thing. That phrase was from the Tim Meadows movie. It was something else you said.

 

[Equint77]

Want to taste my d!*k? (What!?!) I said, "do you want to taste my drink?"