Fant4stic: Reborn! - Part 35

[I SEE SPIDEY]

I can't get over how awesome that final shot of Johnny flying in the trailer looks. My goodness thats a thing of beauty!

You forgot the sarcasm smiley.

And with that I become a complete dick.

 

[Loden Greatstorm]

You forgot the sarcasm smiley.

And with that I become a complete dick.

Each to their own.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

So not cool.

It is by far the coolest thing I have ever done here.

 

[Eddie]

You forgot the sarcasm smiley.

And with that I become a complete dick.

Well, I don't know if anyone is 100% a dick.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

You forgot the sarcasm smiley.

And with that I become a complete dick.

Use your own body parts you evil Ohioan.

 

[Willie Lumpkin]

Hmmmm. So we have...

1.) Invisible Denny's syrup that looks like male "nectar." Ahem.

2.) A "Doctor Doom" that looks like a S&M whipping boy.

3.) "Tasty Cakes."

Sounds like the marketing plan for a porno.

Did you click the Tastykakes link? If you buy "Thing Creme Filled Krimpets", you can have a chance to win "The Ultimate Rock Hard Adventure".

http://www.kcentv.com/story/2955405...power-of-four-with-fantastic-four-partnership

I had to do a double take after first thinking it was "Mr. Fantastic Chocolate Balls", but it was actually "Bells".

 

[DarthSkywalker]

What the **** is a "tastycake"? I've never heard of that before in my life

Never heard of them myself.

 

[ThePhantasm]

Oh god please tell me the "Thing creme" is a joke

that's not for real is it?

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Oh god please tell me the "Thing creme" is a joke

that's not for real is it?

If it is real, it is clear false advertising. We have seen the Thing in all his glory, and well...

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Well, I don't know if anyone is 100% a d***.

What are you doing?

 

[Eddie]

Did you click the Tastykakes link? If you buy "Thing Creme Filled Krimpets", you can have a chance to win "The Ultimate Rock Hard Adventure".

That's a terrible thing to have as a promotion, but it's the new best Marvel nerd pickup line. Hey baby, wanna see my Giant Size Man-Thing was getting played out.

 

[Docker2.0]

You forgot the sarcasm smiley.

And with that I become a complete dick.

Man there are so many jokes that can be made there. Dang it! You are tempting me to get infractions!

 

[Eddie]

What are you doing?

Guardians of the Galaxy, though I may have paraphrased a little.

 

[Willie Lumpkin]

You can also win "The Ultimate Flaming Adventure"

 

[Spider-Aziz]

This discussion is deep into unpleasant territory.
I'll continue playing Castlevania until the discussion reverts back to the movie.

Guardians of the Galaxy, though I may have paraphrased a little.

I thought of Ronan when I asked.

 

[RAE072]

Oh god please tell me the "Thing creme" is a joke

that's not for real is it?

Delicious, creamy, thick Thing sauce


With a healthy helping of white, thick, sweet Thing Creme.

I wonder if they're trying to tell us something.

Spoiler

 

[I SEE SPIDEY]

Each to their own.

Of course. I shouldn't have written that.

Use your own body parts you evil Ohioan.

I may be evil and an Ohioan but I am not a communist! Okay I am probably a communist.

 

[ThePhantasm]

 

[Eddie]

You can also win "The Ultimate Flaming Adventure"

Thing sauce, Thing Creme, and both rock hard and flaming adventures. Throw in that sper-er, special Invisible Woman syrup, and this pretty much has to be intentional, right? Sweet Zombie Jesus.

 

[RAE072]

So can somebody take the clip of MBJ saying "oh there are", replace the line with "so...where's your dick?" and then put that shot of Thing rising up from a crouching position right after that?

I'd very much enjoy that.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Those cakes look...
Not so tasty.

 

[I SEE SPIDEY]

Man there are so many jokes that can be made there. Dang it! You are tempting me to get infractions!

Despite what I say, I do have a filter and that's why I am still allowed in polite company and on Superhero Hype.

 

[Docker2.0]

Did you click the Tastykakes link? If you buy "Thing Creme Filled Krimpets", you can have a chance to win "The Ultimate Rock Hard Adventure".

http://www.kcentv.com/story/2955405...power-of-four-with-fantastic-four-partnership

I had to do a double take after first thinking it was "Mr. Fantastic Chocolate Balls", but it was actually "Bells".

My gawd man! I actually thought you were kidding!

 

[C. Lee]

It's time to move on from the dick jokes and the general crude talk....

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Did you click the Tastykakes link? If you buy "Thing Creme Filled Krimpets", you can have a chance to win "The Ultimate Rock Hard Adventure".

If a man's thing has crème-filled krimpets that's a sign of VD and he should get medical attention immediately.

Ditto if he has a rock hard adventure lasting more than 7 hours.