Fant4stic: Reborn! - Part 35

[Eddie]

Those cakes look...
Not so tasty.

How do you know if you like the taste of Thing Creme if you don't try it? Give it a try. You just might go on the Ultimate Flaming Adventure.

 

[spideyboy_1111]

... well at least torch didnt get chocolate...

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

It's time to move on from the dick jokes and the general crude talk....

Okay, that's fine. But you know the jokes are only as crude as the marketing and SFX for this film.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

... well at least torch didnt get chocolate...

That's racist!!!

 

[Docker2.0]

It's time to move on from the dick jokes and the general crude talk....

Mr. Lee, did you see the link with the..........whatever you call these things. Clearly, either Fox have bad marketing or someone just doesn't have a clue. Some of those names seem like names out of bad XXX movies.

 

[spideyboy_1111]

That's racist!!!

He got peanut butter... not too much better lol

 

[Willie Lumpkin]

I think Fox's best strategy is to hope people will show up to laugh. With the lack of pants (and other bits), silly voice and bad CGI, there's no doubt people will be laughing at The Thing, so Fox has to hope it's bad enough they can make some money that way.

 

[ThePhantasm]

The licensing for this film is just bizarre

They've signed on with Dennys (ok), Tastykakes (never heard of 'em before now), and some sort of craft tape company (wtf). Are they just selling licensing rights to any company that will shill out some cash? I think so

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Rotten Tomatoes just released a new article tonight on 39 Marvel Hero Films ranked worst to best. Guess what two films are in the bottom of the barrel? Yep. Right alongside Elektra and Howard The Duck.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/guides/marvel-movies-worst-to-best/

What a legacy this next film is building on. I wonder where "Fant4stic" will end up ranking on that list?

 

[Loden Greatstorm]

This movie has some strange promotions

 

[wobbly]

It's time to move on from the dick jokes and the general crude talk....

It's unfortunately a combination of the naked genital free design for the Thing and this line of somewhat poorly judged promotion. The former making the latter (and jokes derived from it) somewhat ironic thinking about it...

Should have kept that one 'a superhero secret' as Stan once put it.

 

[C. Lee]

Okay, that's fine. But you know the jokes are only as crude as the marketing and SFX for this film.

Mr. Lee, did you see the link with the..........whatever you call these things. Clearly, either Fox have bad marketing or someone just doesn't have a clue. Some of those names seem like names out of bad XXX movies.

I have read the ads.....I know it is some of the stupidest crap ever came up by an ad agency....I know the jokes are way too easy to make.....I'm saying control yourself.....just because something is so easy and begs to be made fun of, it doesn't mean you are required to do it. You can point out something's unbelievably bad wording and innuendo deserving content without taking it too far.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

I may be evil and an Ohioan but I am not a communist! Okay I am probably a communist.

This would explain your support for this film. Also your desire to see a Red Son Superman adaptation.

 

[Boom]

EDIT: Sorry, C. Lee. Just saw your post.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Jesus, those look horrible. I mean, I am Hostess guy, so I can't talk too much. But these almost look inedible.

 

[I SEE SPIDEY]

Jesus, those look horrible. I mean, I am Hostess guy, so I can't talk too much. But these almost look inedible.

Hostess? That's it we can't get married because I'm a Little Debbie girl.

 

[Boom]

This entire film production has been one of the most surreal experiences I've ever had on these boards.

It boggles the mind. Truly.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Jesus, those look horrible. I mean, I am Hostess guy, so I can't talk too much. But these almost look inedible.

Much like this movie.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

This entire film production has been one of the most surreal experiences I've ever had on these boards.

It boggles the mind. Truly.

Boom, do you think it tops what we went through here in 2004? I think the forum fighting was a little worse then. Funny: so many of us didn't even show up for this production. Then again, many were banned during those 2004/2005 board wars, so...yeah.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

I have read the ads.....I know it is some of the stupidest crap ever came up by an ad agency....I know the jokes are way too easy to make.....I'm saying control yourself.....just because something is so easy and begs to be made fun of, it doesn't mean you are required to do it. You can point out something's unbelievably bad wording and innuendo deserving content without taking it too far.

What C. Lee is saying here is talk like an English gentleman.

Rupert: Benedict.

Benedict: Yes Rupert?

Rupert: Dear boy, have you seen the TastyKake's for the new Fantastic Four film?

Benedict: I can't say I have Rupert.

Rupert: Very untoward. They use the most scandalize language to advertise these biscuits.

Benedict: Is that so?

Rupert: Yes. It takes me back, to the days before the war. Do you remember Elizabeth?

Benedict: Of course Rupert. She had the most immaculate front garden. Always so well kept.

Rupert: Yes. It was marvelous.

See, not hard.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Hostess? That's it we can't get married because I'm a Little Debbie girl.

I use to like Little Debbie, and then I found out they sold them in Ohio. Which pretty much explains this:

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Yesterday we had Wig-Gate. Tonight we have TastyKakeGate.

So many gates to walk through.

 

[I SEE SPIDEY]

I use to like Little Debbie, and then I found out they sold them in Ohio. Which pretty much explains this:

You are so spicy tonight.

 

[Docker2.0]

What C. Lee is saying here, is talking like an English gentleman.



See, not hard.

Freak you DSW! I spit up my drink!

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Boom, do you think it tops what we went through here in 2004? I think the forum fighting was a little worse then. Funny: so many of us didn't even show up for this production. Then again, many were banned during those 2004/2005 board wars, so...yeah.

The first time around was worse. Probably because of how naive many where. So many were full of hope, believing they were going to get that Fantastic Four movie they craved so much.