Gymrats & Stalkers: "I Was Assaulted In A Public Restroom"

[Mee]

SOoooOoo has anyone asked if LS's "lightning rod" was still hanging out during the fight?


Cause that seems like the most important issue here.

 

[knowsbleed]

Since it seemed like such a rushed moment... it might have been one of those "Is it the frank or the beans" moments.

 

[Mee]

Also, if he was so dazed from the hit, was he still peeing?

 

[mrvlknight21]

I don't think homosexuality would create another lifestyle. All those are personal choices more than having anything to do with him being gay. I am not sure if that is what you are implying though.

No, I wasnt implying that at all. I mentioned earlier that he had a very different lifestyle than I did and it was just intriguing...again, look at what I listed. Obviously him being gay is different and all, but I made specific mention that aspect wasnt what I was referring to. Sorry if there was any confusion/anything that made it sound that way.

 

[Hound55]

Don't know about over in the US but over here the prosecutors are all sworn officers, so if that's the case its almost semantics to differentiate...

And I'd just like to say "I called it!"

If it weren't for these damned heterosexual urges I reckon I'd make a pretty good gay guy... At least blokes make sense with their irrationalities!!!

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

NOTICE:

It has been brought to my attention that someone has reported some concerns about the mature nature of this thread's discussion. Out of respect for those feelings I will be pruning some of the content. That may include the neutering of some of your posts. Although I made great efforts to keep my language and reports at a PG-13 level, apparently I have suffered an epic fail in this regard and for that I apologize.

 

[TinkTonks]

Awwww!

I thought you'd done a pretty good job at holding a PG-13 rating!

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Dreammaster, that was me, that said it originally.

LS-to explain the best that I can....

Similarities:
1) I believe that you and I are fairly close in age (early 30s-?).
2) We are both professional men (although I cant recall what you do at the moment).
3) We both are dedicated to a healthy lifestyle through exercise and enjoy it. 4) We both work/have worked in some form of public safety.

Based on all the above, I would think that our lifestyles (our schedules/other interests/etc) would also be similar.

But I think thats may be where the similarities end.

Differences:
1) It seems you stay out OR up really late often. You have mentioned meeting up with Jason after his shift (midnight) and also being on instant messenger until 3am in this thread. Im not sure how you do this and work on a regular basis.

Ahh...I see your point. Well, this current schedule is not the norm for me. And now that Jason and I are settling in there is no longer a reason to stay up really late. In fact, I've been going to bed earlier and when Jason gets off work he just comes in and goes to sleep. We both have keys to eachother's cribs now.

2) It seems that you go to out clubs and parties and such on a regular, whereas I do not. (which may also lead to the fact that I have never heard your favorite song).

You must be married. LOL

3) This may seem small and may not actually fit here, but I will mention it anyways-the way that you speak about Jason...I have never heard anyone talk about another person (significant other, family member, etc) in my entire life.

**Just FYI, although I am married with a child, I didnt do # 1 or 2 when I was single and living on my own either.**

Knew it. LOL

Well, what can I say? I am a very passionate person when it comes to describing those I love. Also, having been married and also having a son I can tell you that it is a vastly different lifestyle. So I get what you're saying.

Oh and the fact that you want to see Avatar...definitely a big difference LOL!

I think it looks interesting.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Awwww!

I thought you'd done a pretty good job at holding a PG-13 rating!

Thanks TinkTonk. I thought I had as well.

But you have to remember that we have some in our midst who are more conservative in their thinking here. And out of fairness we have to allot for those individuals' feelings too as they make up a part of our community.

 

[Paradoxium]

You should rename this thread: The Adventures of Lightning Strykez!

It veered off quite a bit from the original title.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

You should rename this thread: The Adventures of Lightning Strykez!

It veered off quite a bit from the original title.

That might be a valid idea Dox (although these events were all spin-offs of the original restroom altercation). I will think about it.

 

[Paradoxium]

The epic awesome of a thousand exploding sun, a Lightning Strykez! tale

 

[AndThePickles]

Boo, someone reported this thread? I think LS should just take the rest of his stories to PM's to the group of us who wanna hear more!

 

[Darthphere]

NOTICE:

It has been brought to my attention that someone has reported some concerns about the mature nature of this thread's discussion. Out of respect for those feelings I will be pruning some of the content. That may include the neutering of some of your posts. Although I made great efforts to keep my language and reports at a PG-13 level, apparently I have suffered an epic fail in this regard and for that I apologize.

I'm about to go Darth on this one. Whoever reported this, step it up and tell me why. I can guarandamntee you this. If this was just another story about a dude getting some *****, there would be no complaints or problems. How do I know this? Because those threads never had a single report on them.

 

[AndThePickles]

Whoever reported it will likely never admit it.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

*grabs popcorn*

 

[Jennifer Walters]

I'm about to go Darth on this one. Whoever reported this, step it up and tell me why. I can guarandamntee you this. If this was just another story about a dude getting some *****, there would be no complaints or problems. How do I know this? Because those threads never had a single report on them.

Yep. I definitely feel the fact that this is about two dudes finding love and sex in one another is the reason this got reported...and I'm offended by that deeply. It's 2009, person who reported this thread. Get with the program or just go away already.

 

[Gilpesh]

Hurrah. Goddamn family police are out.

Wait.... how is the celebrity forum still open?

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Hurrah. Goddamn family police are out.

Wait.... how is the celebrity forum still open?

Exactly. That place is nothing but ''I wanna f the hell out of ______" threads. Even my precious Hottest Men Thread is nothing but us Hype Gays and Hype Women drooling over sexy guys.

 

[Darthphere]

Whoever reported it will likely never admit it.

Of course not. Cowards. If I got a problem with a thread, I say it in the thread. I bet he got excited reading the story and got scared about his pent up homosexuality and what the grand wizard would say.

Yes, I did it. I called him a bigot and racist at the same time.

 

[AndThePickles]

Wait.... how is the celebrity forum still open?

Exactly. Our anonymous reporter should be reporting that forum, as well, if this is really about too much "maturity."

 

[Gilpesh]

It'd be nice if the stupid PG-13... or PG or whatever the hell they set the rating to now counted across the board.

 

[Paradoxium]

I don't remember, since I registered in 2002, but isn't there some kind of age consent system? Was it PG-13?

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

I thought I was keeping it at PG-13...because there was a LOT of stuff in my experiences over the last few weeks that I deliberately kept off this thread to keep it in that range. I never wanted to accomplish in literary form what the Hotties thread or other sections of our site portray visually. I even used the symbol so I wouldn't have to get too graphic with my words.

But it goes to show that you simply cannot please everyone. Apparently I was in the Rated-R territory. At any rate, the thread has been pruned.

And again, I apologize if I offended anyone.

 

[Darthphere]

If anyone deserves an apology, it's you LS.