Gymrats & Stalkers: "I Was Assaulted In A Public Restroom"

[enterthemadness]

Let's put it all together: I'm not a cop. And I'm not white. So who could it be?

Let it marinate...let it marinate.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

I expected him to go into this meeting showing you some level of respect...without trying to intimidate you from the get-go.

Dave is an alpha-male. All THREE of us are actually. So everyone had to come in there with their game face on and that was David's version of it. It was cool. I'm just thankful that no one got hurt. We're not exactly out of the woods yet (we still have to face eachother again next week) but needless to say things could've been worse.

 

[Marx]

Dave is an alpha-male. All THREE of us are actually. So everyone had to come in there with their game face on and that was David's version of it. It was cool. I'm just thankful that no one got hurt. We're not exactly out of the woods yet (we still have to face eachother again next week) but needless to say things could've been worse.

To be honest, I'm not sure I could have kept a straight face talking to someone inside wearing glasses.

 

[enterthemadness]

To be honest, I'm not sure I could have kept a straight face talking to someone inside wearing glasses.

That dude from CSI Miami does it all day long..

 

[ComicChick]

He's Italian. What did you expect?

fistpumps, naturally

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

fistpumps, naturally

 

[enterthemadness]

where is pt 2?

 

[Marx]

That dude from CSI Miami does it all day long..

Yeah...but 'CSI dude' is a federal agent. That's a little different from an italian lawyer.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

where is pt 2?

I will post it later...it's gonna be lengthy and I'm tired right now. But it's about me and Jason's event last night. I took him to his first gay club. It was...very interesting.

 

[enterthemadness]

Yeah...but 'CSI dude' is a federal agent. That's a little different from an italian lawyer.

Oranges and apples.

I will post it later...it's gonna be lengthy and I'm tired right now. But it's about me and Jason's event last night. I took him to his first gay club. It was...very interesting.

Drax, I have no popcorn here.

 

[ComicChick]

I will post it later...it's gonna be lengthy and I'm tired right now. But it's about me and Jason's event last night. I took him to his first gay club. It was...very interesting.

should be a fun tale

 

[TheDreamMaster]

That dude from CSI Miami does it all day long..

That dude fro CSI Miami also takes them off all the time too.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

should be a fun tale

It is. But I'm trying to figure out how I'm going to word it here. Because there's some pretty graphic/rated R stuff that happened.

 

[ComicChick]

do it the knowsbleed way. with innuendos

 

[TheDreamMaster]

It is. But I'm trying to figure out how I'm going to word it here. Because there's some pretty graphic/rated R stuff that happened.

PM the R-rated stuff to those who want to know. I know I certainly am intrigued.
Glad to hear it allw ent down well enough LS. Sorry to hear your feelings on the end of everything with David, but, besides the fact your with Jason now, it sounds like things probably couldn't have been resolved by this point anyway. Still, i don't blame you. 11 years is longer than most marriages today, so I can't begin to imagine how it feel. Still, I think thigns will all work out and you'll end up a happy man LS.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

PM the R-rated stuff to those who want to know. I know I certainly am intrigued.
Glad to hear it allw ent down well enough LS. Sorry to hear your feelings on the end of everything with David, but, besides the fact your with Jason now, it sounds like things probably couldn't have been resolved by this point anyway. Still, i don't blame you. 11 years is longer than most marriages today, so I can't begin to imagine how it feel. Still, I think thigns will all work out and you'll end up a happy man LS.

Thanks Dream Master. Yeah, it was a sad, serious occasion but we had to do it. It will be even worse when we start really splitting the assets and making this "divorce" final. But this is what he wanted. And I'm content with that...because it's what I want now as well. Jason and I have new life and 2010 is gonna be all us. In fact, we are using the $5,000 that Dave gave us to put down a deposit on a new brownstone here.

That would make Dave udderly sick to know.

 

[Paradoxium]

To be honest, I'm not sure I could have kept a straight face talking to someone inside wearing glasses.

Elbow his sunglasses into his face, BOOM... bing... dangaita-dang..
[YT]D3K-mrlYG7Y[/YT]

 

[imaperson2]

I am glad everything is finally getting resolved and you will finally be able to move on with your life alongside your new love Jason

BTW, is this you?

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/14517/SYTYCD_Will.jpg

 

[Aesop Rocks]

I think this thread turned into a Lounge, LS! Style~

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

do it the knowsbleed way. with innuendos

Perhaps. But some of the stuff will be hard to describe with innuendos. I'll have to think about it. Needless to say, we didn't get in until 4:30am this morning.

 

[Marx]

I am glad everything is finally getting resolved and you will finally be able to move on with your life alongside your new love Jason

BTW, is this you?

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/14517/SYTYCD_Will.jpg

That's a pretty good likeness.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

I am glad everything is finally getting resolved and you will finally be able to move on with your life alongside your new love Jason

BTW, is this you?

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/14517/SYTYCD_Will.jpg

Uh, I think not. His fashion sense is terrible.

Lord & Taylor, Bloomingdales guy here.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

That's a pretty good likeness.

You've seen me face-to-face. Don't encourage him. LOL

I am glad everything is finally getting resolved and you will finally be able to move on with your life alongside your new love Jason

Thanks man.

 

[Marx]

You've seen me face-to-face. Don't encourage him. LOL

I have seen you man...and that does resemble you.

Spoiler

Just because your wardrobe is a little more expensive doesn't change that.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

I have seen you man...and that does resemble you.

Spoiler

Just because your wardrobe is a little more expensive doesn't change that.

Let me know when you're done with the shovel Marx.

The guy is fugly...especially in the face.