El Payaso
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JeetKuneDo said:No...apparently there were millions of other "ignorant idiots" who thought "Hulk" was horrid. (The ole trusty, "The audience didn't like what I like...so the audience are morons" tactic, eh?)
Millions? Any link?
(The ole "audiences didn't like it, therefore that's an absolute truth", eh?)
JeetKuneDo said:They turned 5? They didn't even invite me to the party! I guess they heard about all your super-duper cool impressive insults toward me and decided I wasn't cool any more.
So you're impopular.
JeetKuneDo said:They rushed that one right out, didn't they? Did you know I own the complete Tick series? That 25 years went by quick for the Tick.
Good for no one.
JeetKuneDo said:Me? Why I don't know what you mean. I would never presume to make jokes in the presence of a master such as yourself.
Then don't.
JeetKuneDo said:I know...crazy huh? Imagine a character in an action movie saying stuff. I'm just nuts that way.
Totally. Bruce Lee going, 'Bruce will defeat you with my roundhouse kick', 'Bruce is beating all of you opuny ninjas'.
JeetKuneDo said:Thanks. I'm going to kill them with lines like "You have a low I.Q.!" and "You go to school with 5 year olds!". Ha ha ha...they will be helpless with material like that coming at them.
You misquote. Execute yourself for your own good.
JeetKuneDo said:
Same kind of character, send a telegram saying that to your brain.
JeetKuneDo said:(Jeet writes furiously..."You should not ever speak because you are stupid and it's for your own good!" Jeet smiles knowingly and looks forward to using this unstoppable line.)
You're right. It doesn't work in you.
JeetKuneDo said:And you know this because the last time the Hulk talked in a movie the audience ran out of the theater screaming obscenities. Yeah...that has always failed.
Never happened.
No one ever has thought that a talking Hulk is a good idea on big screen.
JeetKuneDo said:Oh...I forgot you were in the mountains when Hulk opened. I had no idea you were also on vacation there when Lord of the Rings was playing. Yes it's true...Gollum was considered "great CGI" and the Hulk was considered "bad CGI". I don't agree with that...but that's what people thought.
Link?
JeetKuneDo said:Straw man alert. Why yes...that's exactly what I said. I want the Hulk to speak every single second.
Yes, when he is fighting and when he's not.
Your own words.
JeetKuneDo said:Then what's the harm? The non-talking Hulk is considered a joke. What have we got to lose?
The character's dignity.
HoratioRome said:JeetKunedo, finally some commone sense on this board. You crack me up while making some very true observations.
It seems to be a losing battle with some people however, no matter what the FACTS may reveal.
What do the facts reveal about a talking Hulk specificly?
HoratioRome said:What's interesting is how much some people FIGHT to essentially go away from the thing they supposedly like.
HoratioRome said:These people here are so called Hulk fans (at least I assume they are) and yet they argue and fight AGAINST the very thing that makes the character the HULK.
Talking makes the Hulk the Hulk?
HoratioRome said:You are dead on. why/how did they become fans of the character in the first place if they thought those aspects of the Hulk were so bad?
Because the character is much morethan a couple of details.
You think following blindly the comics detals makes you a fan?
HoratioRome said:I love it when they say "it works in the comics but not in the movies". HOW DO THEY KNOW? and why wouldn't it?, given that faithfull comics to movies have worked very well and have been VERY WELL accepted by the general public. The arguments they come up with NEVER cease to amaze me in their stupidity.
It doesn't require a big brain that having a green CGI giant talking with a low voice as a baby would be ridiculous.
HoratioRome said:Why would a Hulk fan argue AGAINST the Hulk Talking?...., when the HULK in fact TALKS! (did they not read the comics at all)
And he was grey at first and he turned into the Hulk because of the nightfall, then because of raging then it was controlled by Rick, etc etc.
And all of this big mess just in the first 5 issues.
Any of that crap you like to be in the movies just because it was on comics?
HoratioRome said:why would they argue that he should be 15' tall? whe HE ISN'T and never has been? (would they also fight as hard fo 30 feet or 60 feet?)
I have seen that giant Hulk on comics.
HoratioRome said:why would they WANT another origin story (especially when the replacement is a boring mess which most people HATED),..WHY? WHY? WHY?
Because the original one was a big mess as I told you.
HoratioRome said:I don't get it.
We know.
HoratioRome said:THEN, in addition to the fact that they want to go away from the character, even AFTER these replacements have CLEARLY NOT worked,....why are they here arguing and attacking us for pointing this out and asking for Hollywood to STAY FAITHFULL TO THE CHARACTER.
Again, what mess of the comic would you love to see on the screen?
HoratioRome said:I just don't get it.
Just don't blame the world for that.