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Well Atleast there wasn't any Bat nipples or close ups of private areas.
Infinity9999x said:I understand it was a visual metaphor and all that, but I'm sorry, if full grown men can't make that jump, there's no way in hell a little kid who's grown up in a pit her whole life is going to be able to, no matter how scared she was.
I wasn't a fan of Blake's "deduction" either. I wouldn't have minded if they had used it in addition to multiple other things. He had a hunch as a kid, as he got older he did some digging, maybe found Mr. Reese.
Or even simpler, he realized "hmm, who would have enough money to fund a personal war on crime and buy a car that's essentially a tank?"

Exactly.
Almost anything would have been better than "I recognized that look on your face"![]()
I wasn't a fan of Blake's "deduction" either. I wouldn't have minded if they had used it in addition to multiple other things. He had a hunch as a kid, as he got older he did some digging, maybe found Mr. Reese.
For me it was, especially with it's contrived plot points that take it back to film 1 and change things up.
Then again, Bernard's revelation about Norman is nowhere near as bad as Blake's revelation based on "I knew who you were based in your face and a feeling I had in my bones". He was also a better Butler in the end.
Waiting until Harry went after Peter the first time which resulted in amnesia, then letting him terrorize MJ, then letting half of his face get disfigured, then waiting for Harry to try to go after Peter AGAIN...and THAT'S when he decides to let Harry know?
This character is completely f***ing useless and one of the worst written in any film.
And so is Alfred in TDKR.
He waited 8 long years to finally tell Bruce about the letter. When does he tell him? Right at the time that Bruce and Batman needs him the most. Alfred was looking to leave, I guess so Bruce would "snap out of it". But had Bruce done that, the city would have been destroyed. Alfred's great suggestion was that Bruce should help the proper authorities with his Wayne tech, yet we see how incompetent the GCPD actually is in the film and what happens when said technology falls into the wrong hands.
- Alfred attempts to destroy Bruce's world
- He tries to hook him up with chimpanzees, but worse yet, villains that he knows little about
- Abandons his Master, his surrogate son at a time when the city needs Batman the most
Compare this to the Dark Knight where Alfred hands Bruce his cowl back and says things like, "Batman can make the choice that no one else can make, the right choice" and it's just ridiculous. Yeah, I get Alfred was afraid to lose Bruce, but I highly doubt that wasn't going through his mind during Begins and especially the Dark Knight.
He couldn't have picked a better time to have left the city. Too bad he didn't have a heart attack or a stroke when he saw the city get taken by Bane and the "LoS" with Bruce/Batman nowhere to be found.
Atleast Beranard was a throwaway character that got a little bit of screen time in the end of the series. Alfred was the exact opposite, he does a 180 and devolves into this blubbering mess of a character with little to no time in the third one. They should have just used him as a different type of catalyst and killed him off by Bane or something. Show that not all the main characters can live, kill off the rest of Bruce's family and have a bittersweet ending where Bruce looks for Alfred at the cafe, but realizes his butler will never get to witness the dream he had always wanted. But nah, Alfred is hardly developed in TDKR for any reason except trying to pull at the audiences heart strings and trying to put Batman threw the ****ter.
Okay, this is utter BS. I usually don't usually say that to another poster, but are you really comparing Alfred's motivations and character arc to Bernard from SM3?
Yes, Alfred was a champion of Batman in TDK, because the only way things could be fixed or get better is if Bruce did not give up and he needed the moral support, particularly after Rachel died. That is also why he burned the letter. So, Bruce could endure and live on.
However, after eight years of Bruce doing the opposite, of refusing to live (even if he didn't give up Batman overnight and was doing the fusion energy project up until 3 years prior to TDKR, he was likely hallow inside), he could not let it go on when Batman turned from a noble cause into a death wish. Not to mention it was in a time when Gotham appeared to have gotten better.
Does Alfred have selfish reasons for telling Bruce to not become Batman again? Yes, but they are rational. Bruce has a death wish, which pretty much comes to pass when he faces Bane, it is just that Bane does the stupid comic book villain thing of sparing the hero's life. Otherwise, Alfred was proven right and, surprise surprise, Bane was able to complete his diabolical plan anyway.
Yes, Alfred leaves and tells Bruce the truth, but only because he is hoping to save Bruce's life. He kept the letter secret to spare Bruce pain, but he sees that it has rotted away at him to the point where he is ready to die. Of course, Alfred will not spill the truth, thereby (seemingly) dissolving their friendship, unless it became a life or death situation, which it did.
As for setting him up with "villains," have you never seen friends try to help a widow/widower/divorcee or whatever get back out in the world. And choosing the beautiful and friendly colleague as a rebound is not exactly the same as saying go to the nearest biker bar to get started.
Yup.
Spider-Man 3 and TDKR have the same, lame "threequel" problems where the writers take the contrived story explanations route. "During film one, this happened", "now this character knows or felt this way", "this didn't happen, this happened".
The thing with Bernard is lame. He didn't even have much of a voice in the first two Spider-Man films (though he did show some concern in Spider-Man 2 I guess). But Alfred by TDKR is lame too. He holds that letter over Bruce's head for those long 8 years the same way Bernard held the fact that Norman killed himself. It's the same thing.
They both have the "threequel" writing problem of going back to film 1 and adding crap that wasn't even there. In Spider-Man, the first person to see Peter lay Norman on that sofa is Harry. Bernard isn't even in the scene. But yet, here comes Spider-Man 3 saying that "oh, Bernard cleaned Norman's wounds and had no doubt that the wound was self-inflicted. Same deal with Alfred. In Batman Begins, there isn't even the slightest hint that Alfred was hoping for Bruce to never come back and yet, here comes TDKR with "mastuh weyne, when you were gone dos 7 years, dos 7 years before batman begins, I bloody hoped that you lived a good life and vacationed to Florence Italy every year of those 7 years and to hope you had a wife and maybe some kids".
Yeah, I'm not sure which one is actually worse.
And he does move on . . . in The Dark Knight. Bruce isn't all doom and gloom, they're quipping about Batpods not being very subtle during the day, Batman is practically at his best saving the day, etc. etc.
But then sometime during the exposition filled 8 years he becomes a piece of crap, literally worthless and uninspiring. Yet Alfred NEVER tells him about the letter.
UNTIL . . .
Bruce starts to get back in the groove of things. He's fixing up his knee, he's investigating the pearls, looking for this Bane guy, visiting Gordon, visiting Fox, LIVING again. So what does Alfred do? He selfishly spills the beans and turns the tables on Bruce. Why? Because "he cares for him". That's bull. If that's the case, why not tell him sooner. Because he had a supposed death wish? He looked like he was fairing better in the Batsuit, shagging Miranda Tate, following the Catlady around and getting awesome new toys from Fox, than he was moping up on the second or third floor of Wayne Manor doing NOTHING for years but hobbling around and shooting arrows.
I think Alfred secretly wanted Bruce for himself. He claims that Bruce never moved on and needs to find someone? How about fricking Alfred? How old is the guy? In his 70s? 80s? All he does is tidy up at Wayne Manor? Where's his dream girl? In Batman the Animated Series, atleast Alfred had his girl Maggie in that.
In fact, what kind of guy would turn down a dozen, hot russian ballerinas on a boat? Why the hell would any dude in their right mind want to know the Russian words for "apply your own bloody sun tan lotion"? Huh?
In TDKR, Alfred is a poorly written, phony control freak just like Bernard and possibly, uhh, infatuated with their Master's sons.

So being a hermit and taking up archery in your dad's pajamas and robes is "living", but busting out the Lambo, Batsuit, stalking Selina Kyle and going out adventuring is "a death wish"?
Alright I guess.
Yeah, so?
We know what Alfred's reasons are, that doesn't mean it's good. It's only there to literally strip everything away from Bruce. That's the only reason. That's what the film does, it deconstructs the character in a crappy way.
I'd take the nearest biker bar instead of a criminal that's been in prison and connived her way up stairs and stole your deceased employee's pearls that has quite the criminal record. It's pretty much stated out right that Alfred would set Bruce up with anyone at that point, which is odd to say the least if he cares about his well being. I wonder how he'd feel if he found out who Miranda Tate actually was?
I get the idea of moving on, I get that Alfred doesn't want to see Bruce in pain or die, but the way this movie/story handles it is completely absurd. It's ridiculous.
There's some good ideas in there, just like Spider-Man 3, but for me, and others, it just falls apart and feels ridiculous.
Almost anything would have been more tedious and exposition heavy than him simply knowing, I can agree to that much.


Cost/benefit thing here.
"More tedious and exposition heavy" = better than ****ING LAUGHABLE.
Oh, and I've got a slight hunch that you don't actually have any problems with other scenes actually using exposition and common sense... like the Reese scene (hardly tedious or heavy, more like fast and elegant)... or anything else, point is that it's actually in the movie, rather than an alternative to a scene that you have to defend
And yea, nothing could've been as tedious... as replacing some bits in that 2 minute speech with some equally well delivered "so I start digging... observing..."![]()
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Well Atleast there wasn't any Bat nipples or close ups of private areas.
I'll say this much at least the ending is somewhat on point to the whole Batman genre. Showing that there will be a Batman to continue to protect the city. To make the kids name Robin was just idiotic. What they should have done was never mentioned his name at all throughout the movie then at the end have that lady say "okay Mr Grayson" or be like "This was left for you Richard" then he would say "I prefer Dick" something like that would have been cool.
Doesn't she have the advantage of being lighter in weight?
The Joker said:Exactly.
Almost anything would have been better than "I recognized that look on your face"