How to Kill Wolverine

[CORNRUS]

Oh, and this is probably gonna annoy people as it has been asked before but I remember an issue of Spider-man where he said he had worked out a way to kill the Hulk but I don't remember reading anymore that that.

 

[Corporal]

He has already been thrown into the sun so that ain't gonna work, and he has travelled from Madripor to Tokyo by walking on the sea bed so he can't drown.

I'd like to know how to kill all those bl00dy characters who die but keep coming back like Phoenix, Colossus, Uncle Ben - feckin' Foggy will back next week I bet!!!

When did he get thrown in to the sun/how and when did he walk on the sea bed?

 

[Abaddon]

stop his heart.

 

[hippy fascist]

...Uhh given that all his internal organs(including his heart) were vaporised in this issue can't really see that one working

 

[Darthphere]

Remove his heart.

 

[hippy fascist]

Remove his heart.

see above

 

[Abaddon]

...Uhh given that all his internal organs(including his heart) were vaporised in this issue can't really see that one working

I can't acknowledge something that absurd.

 

[hippy fascist]

Short and to the point. I like it!

But seriously the current wolverine arc is some of the best writing I've seen in ages and yet initially I was put off by the art. Look at wolverines hands and feet for example. In this issue he reminds me more of ultimate beast(pre-blue skin) than any incarnation of wolverine I can think of

 

[Darthphere]

see above

Remove his heart and throw it into the ngative zone.

 

[CORNRUS]

didn't he leave his heart in San Francisco?

I think his dna contains the genetic code to regenerate, so being vapourised would still leave "vapour". However, if he can regenerate from his eyeball, his heart, etc, why are there not more than one wolverine walking around?

 

[Corporal]

He can GROW his heart back :P

 

[hippy fascist]

now you're just being silly, I can kind of see how it would, just about, be possible. His brain is encased in an addamantium skull so possibly that survived, since all tissue is based on the same basic building blocks it could be argued that he can re-grow any organ as easily as an arm. I admit this does kind of kill even the remote possibility of logic or sense entering into any healing factor discussion though

 

[Zeu]

Writers should be careful of what they put into paper, I mean, being able to regenerate from a charred skeleton is nice and makes the character look all types of cool for 0.68 seconds but OTOH, it automatically destroys any real threat to him.

Daredevil and Spider-man are interesting because they may be able to do this, that and those, but on the other hand they can die at any moment if they play the wrong cards.

Wolverine can´t die, so instead of kicking ninja arse before they kick his like he used to, now he can just sit there and let the entire Hand slice him to bits with their catanas because he´ll come back for more.

Lame.

 

[Kotagg]

And that's why I don't see how people feel Wolverine is a "badass." Wouldn't you be a "badass" to everyone you met if you knew you COULDN'T DIE?

 

[hippy fascist]

Writers should be careful of what they put into paper, I mean, being able to regenerate from a charred skeleton is nice and makes the character look all types of cool for 0.68 seconds but OTOH, it automatically destroys any real threat to him.

Daredevil and Spider-man are interesting because they may be able to do this, that and those, but on the other hand they can die at any moment if they play the wrong cards.

Wolverine can´t die, so instead of kicking ninja arse before they kick his like he used to, now he can just sit there and let the entire Hand slice him to bits with their catanas because he´ll come back for more.

Lame.

Dude, you just perfectly encapsulated why I hate superman. Totally unrelated to this discussion but THANK YOU!

 

[Abaddon]

His entire body,save for his skeleton,was blasted away in Days of Future Past. He was missing an arm in AOA. Maybe it's just stress that effects his healing factor.

 

[KAD]

See, now that's just bull****. I'm not sure how healing works for normal humans, but I'm fairly confident that he'd need at least a functioning circulatory and nervous system to heal at all.

He's not magic.


Only Jesus is Magic.

He heals at a cellular level. Think of his body as being comprised of super cells tht multiply at a geometric rate.

Additionally each of his cells must contain all of his experiences or he would never remember who he is.

Like all mortals Wolverine can be killed but not easily and not any of the ways written about here.

 

[KAD]

now you're just being silly, I can kind of see how it would, just about, be possible. His brain is encased in an addamantium skull so possibly that survived, since all tissue is based on the same basic building blocks it could be argued that he can re-grow any organ as easily as an arm. I admit this does kind of kill even the remote possibility of logic or sense entering into any healing factor discussion though

Seems logical to me

 

[Zeu]

Dude, you just perfectly encapsulated why I hate superman. Totally unrelated to this discussion but THANK YOU!

Well, that´s only one reason why I despise Superman.

The other is this:

What a $%#& boyscout!

 

[LanternFan]

He heals at a cellular level. Think of his body as being comprised of super cells tht multiply at a geometric rate.

Additionally each of his cells must contain all of his experiences or he would never remember who he is.

Like all mortals Wolverine can be killed but not easily and not any of the ways written about here.

But HOW do they multiply so fast? Where does all that extra mass come from?

Children start out little, but have to eat food so they can get bigger. You see where I'm going with this?

 

[wobbly]

But HOW do they multiply so fast? Where does all that extra mass come from?

Children start out little, but have to eat food so they can get bigger. You see where I'm going with this?

That relates to another stupid moment in his recent past. When locked up in freighter crate with no food for a long voyage he survived by eating his own flesh, which regenerated of course for him to eat it again.

 

[wobbly]

Writers should be careful of what they put into paper, I mean, being able to regenerate from a charred skeleton is nice and makes the character look all types of cool for 0.68 seconds but OTOH, it automatically destroys any real threat to him.

Daredevil and Spider-man are interesting because they may be able to do this, that and those, but on the other hand they can die at any moment if they play the wrong cards.

Wolverine can´t die, so instead of kicking ninja arse before they kick his like he used to, now he can just sit there and let the entire Hand slice him to bits with their catanas because he´ll come back for more.

Lame.

Agree totally.

 

[ScrnNmsSuck]

Throw him off of the very top of The Empire State Building.

 

[Tropico]

If you hit him with a rifle's butt enough times he'll die. It's his vulnerability!

 

[captainrogers]

Hmmmn.... Quit buyin' any titles with Wolvie in 'em.
.....Seriously tho, I guess drown him