Hypepocalypse

[Kmack]

Awesome $h!t hunter!up: LMAO @ the Bee Gees!

 

[Angry Sentinel]

I don't know whats worse being d1ckless or being dead.

Don't worry, I'm an assassin now (THANKS AGAIN HUNTER..WHOOOP) and I should be able to take care of that last part for you.

...I think I properly rubbed that in

 

[green]

O.K., it's been over 24hrs, where's the next one?

I need my fix.

 

[Hunter Rider]

ETA 10 minutest:

 

[green]

nice.

 

[Hunter Rider]

Chapter 8

C Lee gathered his thoughts,he'd been in sticky situations before but they were trapped and ANGRY SENTINEL'S singing was painful

C Lee:"Ok i got a plan,remember war is sacrifice and you have to fight fire with fire"

Kmack:"What's the plan ?"

C Lee:"we are gonna take the CD player from this shop and play the sexiest music we can find,then Tzarinna is gonna go into the middle of the road and strip then Im gonna radio J and put him on his marks,while Sentinel is distracted by tza i will use ETM as a human shield and attack,when i draw Sentinels fire J will start the Hummer,speed down and run him over"

Tzarinna:"errr im not stripping in the middle of the road,he'll shoot me"

enterthemadness:"Yes and whats this about me being the human shield"

Cmill:"God dammit! didn't you listen,war is sacrifice.......that's much easier to say when you're a non stripping non human shield part of the plan"

C Lee:"Sentinels weakness is the ladies and Tza there isn't any woman i know more adept at seducing men than you,i mean you were captivating with those 6 guys drilling you in backdoor babes 5"

Tzarinna:"Awwwww you say the sweetest things........ok i'll do it"

C Lee:"Right Bella,get the CD ready,they must have one that fits,this is a music store"

enterthemadness:"Does anyone else find that convenient ?"

Cmill:"Shut up you penisless dork"

Bella:"Got the new Pharell record,will that do ?"

C Lee:"Yes,hit play and turn the volume up"

Bella did as she was told and Tza stepped out into the middle of the road and began girating

ANGRY SENTINEL stopped singing and dropped his cigar

ANGRY SENTINEL:"Oh yeah! work it baby,move it for poppa"

C Lee:"Alright ETM come here"

enterthemadness:"Nuhuh"

C Lee:"Do you want to die as the man who let his friends get killed and have your legacy be that of a coward that literally had no penis ?"

enterthemadnes:"No........ok then lets do it"

Cmill:"That was easier than expected"

ANGRY SENTINEL stood entranced as Tza was down to her undies

ANGRY SENTINEL:"Oh that's the hottness right there,uhuhu come on baby girl shake that thang on the pimpin sentinel baby"

C Lee:"NOW!!!!!!!!"

C Lee charged with ETM in front of him,Sentinel turned in surprise and opened fire,the bullets ripped through ETM's body

C Lee:"Floor it J!"

Mister J put pedal to the metal and in 0-60 in 3.4 seconds ANGRY SENTINEL was a mere splotch on the road

They all stood around looking at the squished mound and stain that was ANGRY SENTINEL.....C Lee threw Tza his coat

C Lee:"Cover up girl,you'll catch your death out here"

Tzarinna:"Thanks"

Cmill:"I suggest we work together"

Everyone turned and stared at him

Cmill:"What ? it makes sense,surely we are all tired of living in a hype as bleak as this,Kmack don't you want things back the way they were ?"

Kmack:"I get by as we are and i don't ask for help"

Bella:"Oh come on Kmack,i miss the comfort of our palace in community,with the fluffy pillows,real food,hot running water and.........comfy beds"

Kmack:"Ok ok we are in,whats the plan ?"

Cmill:"I'm not the leader but i know that we are about to set a chain of events into motion that could well end this conflict and restore the Hype to it's former glory

C Lee:"Cmill is right,together we are stronger and we have a genuine shot at taking down comingsoon"

Bella:"Hey what about ETM ?"

C Lee:"He's dead"

Bella:"Oh ok,not to worry,shall we go ? it 's cold here"

They all set off back to the freedom fighters HQ,C Lee filled Kmack in on the plan on the way

To Be Continued........

 

[Angry Sentinel]

YES... I went out in a fury of bullets and lust, that's how real G's do it.

And for all you who think it's safe to go back in the hype just remember, my less famous brother 'slightly pissed off Sentinel' is still out there... and he likes show tunes!

Still LMAO

 

[Badger]

C Lee:"Sentinels weakness is the ladies and Tza there isn't any woman i know more adept at seducing men than you, i mean you were captivating with those 6 guys drilling you in backdoor babes 5"

Tzarinna:"Awwwww you say the sweetest things........ok i'll do it"

C Lee has a way with words, LMAO! t:

Another Great Chapter Hunter.

 

[green]

Good one Hunter.t:

Sounds like its gearing up for a big finale.

 

[Showtime]

Diggin it man, diggin it. Is the next chapter the finale?

 

[Hunter Rider]

Thanks guys

Diggin it man, diggin it. Is the next chapter the finale?

Good one Hunter.t:

Sounds like its gearing up for a big finale.

Actually there is 5 chapters left,the next one is all about the train heist and then there's a twist after that plus i have split the finale over three chapters to give all the characters a proper conclusion

 

[green]

Actually there is 5 chapters left,the next one is all about the train heist and then there's a twist after that plus i have split the finale over three chapters to give all the characters a proper conclusion

Epict:

 

[Angry Sentinel]

Not long enough... I want it to be 215 chapters and I want real comic costumes and I want all MY favorite characters in it, and I want to argue over what kind of hair style the girls will have and the actors playing each part and then after it opens I will rip it to shreds and talk about the writers/ producers/ directors like the dogs I know them to be.... t:

 

[Fran]

Nice work, hunter

Try and write me in this shindig.

 

[Hunter Rider]

Nice work, hunter

Try and write me in this shindig.

you're oin the train heist part next


LMAO@Angry St: Oh noes!!1!!1!! t3h fanboys cometh for my little ficst:

 

[tzarinna]

Another fine job.
I feel like dancing now. t:
Thanks to the sacrifice of madness I didn't get my booty shot.

 

[Gluteus Maximus]

Very entertaining work. Sexy and funny at the same time.

 

[Kmack]

Great update hunter Poor ETM

 

[SoulManX]

Great update hunter Poor ETM

Yea ETM war is hell

 

[Mister J]

Great stuff, hr.

I can now cross vehicular homicide off my to-do list. t:

Wait ...did I just write that?

 

[Angry Sentinel]

LMAO@Angry St: Oh noes!!1!!1!! t3h fanboys cometh for my little ficst:

It wouldn't be a great and epic story without the FANS!!!11!!!1

 

[Bad Superman]

Keeps getting better and funnier

 

[Hunter Rider]

Chapter 9

The train was due through Hype's Hulkville at 7:30PM,it would then pass under the Iron Man bridge before going on it's journey to IMDB
They still recognized Russian Royalty there as everything was out of date at IMDB land
C Lee had designated a 5 person team for the mission (Himself,Cmill,Tza,Sabre and Mister J) and explained his plan

C Lee:"When the train stops at the station at 7:30 we need at least a 10 minute window to get on get the diamond and get off.....we won't have that window so we'll have to create it"

Kmack:"You better not be putting one of my girls at risk"

C Lee:"No we won't be,the plan is simple,at 7:30 when the train makes it's stop at Hulkville Sabre will board it and act like an obnoxious jackass to cause a comotion"

Cmill:"So he'll just be himself then ?"

C Lee:"Pretty much"

Sabre:"Ya'll tripping on my flava"

C Lee:"Anyway....once Sabre has started the commotion Mister J will lower us over the back of the train in the stealth chopper........myself and Cmill will drop down and through the maintenance hatch where Cmill will hook his laptop up to their security system...I'll be there to take care of the guards"

NDX:"oooooooo i love it when you're masterful"

C Lee:"..................Tzarinna will drop down onto the top of the train after me and Cmill enter the maintenance area and start work using the laser saw to cut a whole in the roof of the vault carriage"

Bella:"Won't that set the alarm off ?"

C Lee:"No,that only happens if you trip the lasers inside or set foot on the floor without powering down the alarm grid.....that's what Cmill will be doing while Tza makes her hole in the roof"

Kmack:"Why Tza instead of me ?"

Tzarinna:"I'm more flexible sweetie"

C Lee:"Ok so lets take a look at the simulation Cmill created on his laptop and go over the minor details"

They spent the rest of the day going over the plan until it was time to get the job done,the first stage went off without a hitch,C Lee and Cmill entered the maintenance area and Tza began on the vault carriage roof while Sabre got on with distracting everyone by arguing with the staff over a private room he claimed to have booked.

Sabre:"Yo im a baller,ya really think i be flossing my grill in second class ?"

The head of staff Farmerfran stepped forward

Fran:"Now sir,we have no record of your reservation we can't be expected to move ppl out of first class just to suit you"

Sabre:"Of course you can,i'm mad fly,peep this homie"

"I fly from east to west and when a up ma roots"
"I gotta be in first class case i wanna knock boots"
"Honey's won't ride wit me in a second class cabin"
"I need to keep it real if am gonna give that ass a stabin"
"So clear dem fools outta ma suite real fast"
"Cos if ya don't son i'll put ya in a body cast"
".........Word life........."
​

Fran:"I see,you think im gonna run off and hide and give you what you want because ya spit some game,well i'll tell you sumthin' G,i wasn't Beverly Hills rap battle champ 3 years straight by chance......someone gimme a beat"

"You're a wannabe gangsta acting all cool"
"Your game's so weak ya look like a tool"
"Ya think cos you a star.i'll treat ya real nice"
"But a drop bombs like Jay Z,ya sound like Vanilla Ice"
"So in closing to this owning i make it real clear"
"Keep *****ing and moaning i'll put my boot to ya rear"
​

Cine:"Vot is going on here!"

The Russian Tzar stepped through the crowded carriage and surveyed the situation.....meanwhile down in the maintenance room two gurds lay dead as Cmill worked away on his laptop

C Lee:"Are you in yet ?"

Cmill:"You trying to call me Sabre ?"

C Lee:"Hehe,no but we got to hurry"

Cmill:"I'm in!"

C Lee touched his earpiece

C Lee:"Tza the security is down,GO!"

Tzarinna:"Aye aye cap'n"

Tza had made her hole and attached her rappel to the roof........she lowered herself down into the the vault.....in the middle of the room was a glass case with the diamond in it......she took out her mini laser torch and put her night vision goggles on so she could see the invisible to the naked eye lasers that surrounded it.......with a steady hand she began making a hole to get to the diamond

Back in the main carriage

Sabre:"Who be you playa ?"

Cine:"I am Cinemaman,the last Tzar of Russia and ruler of Boxoffice World"

Sabre:"Well im Sabre,lord of my groin and ruler of hoochie world"

Cine:"Yes your western hippity hop has made it to my country..you are the one with the inch penis right ?"

Sabre:"Awwwwww nah you didn't..........ok lemme break it down for ya"

"these lies ya be hearing are spread by ma competition"
"Believe ma rod is huge when am goin' hoochie fishin'"
"They gotta hate on me and diss all ma flows"
"They playing pocket pool while am sucking Halle's toes"
​

His diamoind earing crackled and a message came through

C Lee:"were done get out of there"

Sabre whispered into the com

Sabre:"K,just let me dust these fools"

"I gotta split but Time for one more verse"
"My lyrics are so lethal i'll put ya in a hearse"
"Ya'll be hatin' and whining cos am on top of the game"
"Ya scraping for a dime as i suckle the tit of fame"
"So im blazing right now as ya sit and pout"
"I got hoochies to bang so losers am out"
"........Word life........."

​

Sabre left the carriage as Fran and Cine stared and headed to meet up with the chopper

To Be Continued...........

 

[green]

duh duh duh...why do I have the Mission Impossible theme in my head.t:


good stuff Hunter.

 

[Fran]

I just got done reading it, Hunter

Awesome. Am I like, the villain?